'COR BLIMEY' - expression of surprise, don't exactly know much about it, but it's in Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King...
Rikku's playing Perfect Dark again!? No wait, it's DQ8!! Wakka is cooking again. Kimahri has snapped out of the 'Cor Blimey' phase.
"Finally... I thought he never would.." Yuna says.
All of a sudden, a blitzball flies threw the room and knocks Keepa out.
"Some goalie he is.." Datto says.
"Stupid fat-assed son of a bi--" Letty says.
"DUDE!! Keepa's with us 'cause he's gonna have a HUGE shot!!" Botta yells.
"But he sucks!! He'll never get up there to shoot!" Letty counters.
Botta and Letty go outside to revive Keepa. Rikku turns on the TV.
'Second Sight: The Movie'
"Vattic! Vattic, get your ass over here!"
"Yes, sir! I just wanted to see if those guys were dead yet. I wanted to possess them."
"Vattic, you piece of crap! Get in there and make me a sandwich!"
"Yes sir!"
Switch.
"Hey everyone! It's time for Barney!"
"Nooo!!" Rikku exclaims as she quickly switches.
Suddenly, Barney is outside being kicked around by the Aurochs.
"Stop! You're gonna regret this!" Barney whines.
Tidus chops Barney in two, Letty burns the remains, and a Dingo eats the remains then promptly explodes. Everyone pukes all over Kimahri.
"Kimahri smell bad now. Need to go to Macalania Spring." Kimarhi says.
"So that's why the spring water's all green and yucky!" Yuna exclaims.
"Also 'cause Cid's been dumping toxic waste in there." Auron says.
"So vydran'c y fyhdat lnesehym..." Rikku says.
The airship flies above at a high speed, followed, or rather, chased by Spiran police.
Suddenly, Yuna screams.
"It's a spider!! It's all big and hairy and big and gross and scary and big... !!" Yuna exclaims.
Auron kills the spider. A Dingo eats it. Auron kills the Dingo. Wakka cooks the Dingo. Everyone eats it.
Continued...
At Macalania Spring... an evil purple dinosaur is rising from the toxic waste...
"Barney's back, sucka!!"