I NEED A BETA (is that a person who looks over the story and re wrights it to make it better?)
I DO NOT OWN AQ! atextrix does... (is that how ya spell his name..i'll bet ya my home work that it's not)

OMG! NOOOOOOOO MY COOKIE! PAIGHTAN GIVE IT BACK! .

ChApteR TwO

"Ummm... hey if i'm a guy than do I have a umm... you know what...?" Shikamayuki said with his face becoming as red as a tomato.

"How tha hell do you expect me to answer that!?" Paightan said with a trubbled sigh while still trying to get her new armor on.

"Need help with that?"

"hm...mabe..."

"Here"

Shikamayuki helped Paightan with putting on her armor.

"THANKS! ahhh finally! now you can teach me to fight!"

Paightan made a raised a fist into the air and soon began thinking of evil ways to kill monsters while Shikamayuki just sweat dropped anime style and slowly inched to the the door.

"umm... I have to use the washroom bye!" Shikamayuki now raced to the washroom to get away from his (as now dubbed) 'Crazy Roomate Lady'.

Shikamayuki now reacher his destination pulled down his pants and sat on the toilet seat only to find a ...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shikamayuki now freaked out, He quicky pulled up his pants and ran back to his room.

He opened the door to his room and went in and ran around in circles with his arms up in the air around Paightan.

"OMGIHAVEAYOUKNOWWHATANDIT'HARRY,GROSS!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDOSOMETHINGABOUTIT!" Shikamayuki now stoped because he got sent flying by Paightan super punch of doom and destruction.

Paightan grabbed Shikmayuki by the shirt and then gave him a glare that said 'You better have something good to tell me or else'.

"OMG! I WAS LIKE IN THE WAS ROOM GOING TO TAKE A PEE BUT THEN! I NOTICED I NOW HAD A-" Shikamayuki now got puched again by Paightan.

"OMG!!!one!!!111!!! NIRVANA! wait no that's billy talent..." Shikamayuki said before his vision faded into darkness.

(A/N i was seriously thing of ending it here but it way tooooooooo short and I'm aiming for it to be sort of very long u'know?)

"OMG YAY COOKIE!" said Shika grabing the cookie only find it burn into oblivion.

"Nooo my cookie..." Shika said while crying softly.

"BUHAHAHAHAHA MORTAL I HAVE FILLED MY QUOTA OF SOULS TODAY SO I'LL LET YOU LIVE!" Death said while Shika just looked around and found a time glass.

"if I rember correctly I do a quest if i ask about these..."Shika though while grabbing the time glass.

"Hey Shinigami-san whats this?" Shika said pointing to the time glass.

"THAT IS MY TIME GLASS, I HAVE MORE BUT SOME IDIOT STOLE THEM AND LOST ALL THEM..."

"uh-huh... so you want me to go find them right?"

"YES"

"no"

"WHAT! YOU ASKED ME ABOUT THEM AND NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO?! AAARG!"

"Answer is still no"

"YES"

"no"

"YES"

"no"

"I THINK I'LL TAKE YOU INTO THE AFTERLIFE IF THIS CONTINUES ON."

"no"

"HMM... I'LL GIVE YOU A COOK-"

"WHEN DO I START!"

"NOW!"

Death soon opened a portal, magicly made a cookie appere out of no where and gave it to Shika and than threw him into the portal.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shika screamed than took a bite of his cookie and than swallowed and then scream again until he hit a floor hard.

"Itai...where am I?" said shika out loud.

He walked in to the darkness and soon tripped over a log.

"OW!" said Shika as he went face plant himself into a girls chest.

"AHHHHHHHHH PERVERT!" the girl screamed.

"hey wait i can ex-" Shika didn't finish because he got hit over the head.

"OWWW...! the only person I know that hits hard is...PAIGHTAN!"

"Wha? Shika is that you?"

"Yeah hey I though of some thing... LETS FIGHT IT OUT TILL WE GET A DUBBLE K.O.!" SHika said only to get Hit again but harder.

"Oh no not again..." Shika's sprit just came out of his bodie and then death appeared once more.

"NOT YOU GUYS AGAIN! WHAT HAPPEND THIS TIME?! WAIT NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT I'M GOING TO REVIVE YOU GUYS THEN I CAN FINIALLY SLEEP WITH OUT GETTING DISTURBED!" Death now started to do his magic.

Paightan's vision started fading into darkness than she soon blacked out.

End

CLIFF HANGY!

Did you like? i hope you did...I know it was random... want me to continue to make it random or more serious? or both? and ways... yeah... please leave a review... and i know your not so... um... BYE!