Yeah, this is gonna be very different.


After a couple of days of doing random stuff in camp, Max had the genius plan of asking asking some wood scout to help them escape to which the others didn't know about. Aaron went along out of the idea that this would not end well and he would be around to see the end result, at least he was honest about it. Aaron heard David say something in the distance but ignored it in favor of listening to Max, Aaron put his hands in his pockets and looked at Max as he started to speak.

"Our first attempt of escaping this hellhole didn't work, this time is gonna be different." Max said

"How exactly?" Aaron asked

"Because we have this guy." Max said

Everyone looked at the harbor as some walking over was seen, it was a young man wearing an eyepatch and a scout's uniform.

"Billy Niksslip A.K.A Snake." Max introduced

"Call me Snake since that's the name i go by." Snake said

"Can i call you Solid Snake instead?" Aaron asked

"What?" Max said confused

Aaron sighed, he waved his hand back and fourth.

"Never mind." Aaron said

Aaron studied Snake closely, he noticed the scouts uniform.

"He's was the best of his group right?" Aaron asked

"Yep, and he was a scout. Woodscouts to be specific." Max explained

Aaron looked at Snake suspicious, Aaron than stepped forward.

"So, you were a scout right?" Aaron asked

"Yes, i was." Snake said

"I doubt that you left that cult but i'll believe it for now." Aaron said

The others looked at Aaron confused, Aaron than stepped a little bit back.

"I don't think we should trust him." Aaron said with a glare in his eyes

"He's our only chance of escaping this hellhole!" Max said

"And i don't want anyone of us getting involved with that camp, former or not." Aaron said

"WHY?!" Max asked

"I explain after we 'escape'." Aaron said with his finger making the air qoute's

Aaron than stepped back, he kept looking at Snake with a glare.

"Let's get in the boat guys!" Nikki said excited

Everyone shuffled onto the boat, and went onto the lake. Aaron kept an eye on Snake during that time, that's when Aaron was asked a question.

"What's your plans when we get out of here?" Neil asked

"Try to relax or some shit." Aaron mumbled

Aaron kept looking at Snake, Aaron took a look around him. Aaron's eyes widened as Max asked this.

"Where are you taking us?" Max asked

Aaron than looked at Snake angrily.

"This is a trap, isn't it?" Aaron asked

Snake tried to attack Aaron but he dodged out of the way and instead Max got stabbed, Aaron looked at Snake in anger.

"You motherfucker, you were playing us for fools!" Aaron said angrily

Snake ran towards Nikki, Aaron stood in front of her and crossed his arms. They were both pushed off the boat and into the water, Neil looked at Snake in shock.

"What the hell?!"Neil asked

"No girls allowed! Shame that other kid got in the way, would been pretty good too. " Snake responded

Neil growled and jumped into the water, Max noticed they were gone and looked on in shock.

"Well shit." Max said

he was then punched in the face and knocked out, Snake looked down on Max's unconscious body.

"I made a vow... to show other the glory of the Woodscouts." Snake said

A couple of hours later

Aaron opened his eyes slowly, his vision was blurred for a bit but slowly returned to him. Aaron slowly got up and rubbed the back of his head, that's when he noticed something. His hair was long, he secretly kept his hair hidden that way he can't have people notice his hair. Aaron looked a bit like a girl, so instead of cutting his hair short since he likes it long. He kept his hair hidden, he looked around to see Nikki and Neil were unconscious (Neil having seaweed hair and for some reason red cheeks.

"Shit." Aaron said under his breath

Aaron walked over and shook Neil awake, Neil groaned and looked at Aaron.

"Wait, who are you and what am i wearing? Where am i?" Neil asked

"Neil, it's me Aaron and you have seaweed on your head. No idea where we are." Aaron explained

Neil looked at Aaron shocked, Aaron rolled his eyes and helped Neil up.

"Snake betrayed us, the fucker made the three of us overboard while he took Max." Aaron said

"Hey, you do realize that you look like a girl right?" Neil asked

"Yes but i'm a dude with long hair and a high pitched voice due to stupid genetics along with voice that has reached that deep tone." Aaron said

"Okay i get it, we should get Nikki up." Neil said

"No need." Aaron said

Nikki was up and around but she seemed tense for some reason, Aaron looked at her confused.

"Nikki, what's up?" Aaron asked

"We're in a place were happiness goes to die." Nikki said in a dark tone

"So Cleveland." Aaron responded

"OH. MY. GOD!" A very stereotypical female voice said

The group looked over at the location of the voice, Nikki's eyes widened in shock while Aaron looked at the three girls confused.

"Is that...... Nikkaaaaay?" The blonde asked

"Oh... heeeyy." Nikki said awkwardly

Aaron and Neil looked at Nikki shocked.

"You know them?" Aaron asked

"Okay, who's that brunette?" The bluenette asked with a small smile

"Erin pleez, we're the Flowerscouts and we welcomes others with daintyness and respaact." The pinkette said

Aaron sighed and stepped forward, he cleared his throat.

"Name's Aaron Thompson and it's spelled A-a-r-o-n, it is so nice to see you." Aaron said

The girls looked at Aaron with an impressed look, Aaron looked over at Neil and stood near him close.

"Play along, they might help us back to the camp and we can find Max later." Aaron whispered

Neil nodded and Aaron looked at Nikki, he put a hand on her shoulder.

"Worried about Max?" Aaron asked

Nikki nodded, Aaron sighed.

"I don't care that you were a Flowerscout, your my friend and that's what matters." Aaron said

The Flowerscout curtsied and Aaron did so in response (He may not be a girl but he knows how to act like it).

"So, who's the other girl?" One of them asked

"Nancy." Aaron said before Neil or Nikki could say anything

"Nancy?" One of them asked

"It's related to someone history or something like that." Aaron said

"My name is Tabbii with two i's." The blonde said

"Come on Nancy and Aaron. Our morning activities are starting." The Pinkette said

They turned around but before walking away, they turned their heads at Nikki.

"And Nikki can come also or something like that." The pinkette said

They then walked away, Aaron and Nikki glared at them while Nikki had a slight smile on his face.

"Looks like we lucked out." Neil said

Aaron glared at Neil at that moment, Aaron huffed and walked away with Nikki.

"You think Max is okay?" Neil asked

"Probably not." Aaron said

Meanwhile

Max currently was awake and being slapped by a person without hair.

"Why do you keep hitting me?!" Max asked angrily

"That's enough Petrol." A nerd-esque voice said

He then stepped out of the shadows revealing his pimply face.

"We don't want him being too sore, now do we?" The nerd said

"Who in the hell are you?" Max asked

"Cedar Scout, First Class. Edward Pikeman, and leader of our little 'recruitment' effort along with being Senior Patrol Leader of Woodscout Troop 818." The nerd said

"And i'm your latest 'recruit' plus your face is gross." Max said with venom and a shit eating smirk

"Oh, your a sassy one. Aren't you?" Edward said/asked

"Yeah yeah, whatever pizza face." Max said

"ENOUGH! Listen, people have not been recruiting into our organization all that often thus reaching an all time low." Edward said turning away from Max

"And that matters to me why?" Max asked

Edward than turns around and looks at Max in anger.

"It matters to you since we have been forcing people like you into our program." Edward explained

"Okay, so what your saying is that recruitment is low and yet you kidnap people to join?" Max asked

"In a sense, yes." Edward said

"Doesn't that want to make people wanna be here less?" Max asked with a smirk

"Oh a wise guy huh?" Edward said dully

"Learned it from a friend." Max said

At that moment

Aaron suddenly sneezed, Neil looked at Aaron confused.

"What was that?" Neil asked in a high pitched voice

"No idea, someone must be talking about me or something like that." Aaron said

Neil raised an eyebrow, he shrugged and looked back at the thing they were doing.

Back with Max

"Oh really? I would love to meet him, not too many people can teach sass you know." Edward said

"Hey, i had my own sass. I just took a few notes from him, that's all." Max said

"Oh i'm gonna enjoy making you a Woodscout." Edward said with a smirk

"After that backstab, unlikely." Max said

"Well, lets see in the rope course!" Edward said

"NOOOOOOO!" Max yelled

Meanwhile

Aaron, Neil, and the girls along with Nikki were doing Arts and Crafts. Neil painted a pony, Tabbii painted a kitten, the pinkette now known as Sasha painted a flower, and Erin painted a fish while Aaron painted a picture of a hill with the sun setting in the distance with Nikki painting her killing a bear. The other girls were slightly disgusted at Nikki while Aaron was impressed with her imagination. Later they were embroidering a pillow, Neil making his fake name with the other three making words on a pillow spelling out 'BFF' and Aaron meanwhile made an impressive design of a rose. Nikki stabbed a needle through her nose with Aaron being slightly concerned while the girls were terrified while Neil was shocked. Then they were picking up the proper fork with Nikki picking her nose and putting it on Erin with the girls being disgusted majorly with Neil being disgusted mildly and Aaron sighing slightly at their reactions, Aaron looked at Nikki and smiled at her personality. Sasha gave Neil and Aaron a badge like item, Aaron put it in his pocket after taking it off.

"Consider yourselves honorary Flower Scouts, Nancy and Aaron." Sasha said

"Thanks Sasha!" Neil said

Aaron merely gave a thumbs up.

"The badges are hotspots!" Sasha said

Aaron was impressed and smiled a little at them.

"Cool." Aaron said

"What did you two think this place was like? A girl cannot be expected to rough outdoors." Sasha said

'That's sounds like something out of the nineteen eighty's.' Aaron thought

"Amen sister!" Neil said

"Hey guys, check out what i found!" Nikki suddenly said

They all looked over to see Nikki with a hawk on her arm, Aaron eyes went wide.

"That's pretty cool." Aaron said impressed

"I named him Timothy!" Nikki said

"Wow, that incredible Nikki!" Neil said

"Eeeeewwww!!!" The other girls said disgusted

Aaron looked at them confused along with Neil.

"Nikki, gross!" Tabbii said making

"It probably has woorms!" Erin said

"What is wrong with you?!" Sasha said

As they said this Aaron got angry, he then looked at them with a glare in his eyes.

"What's wrong with Nikki having a hawk on her arm?" Aaron asked angry

"You and Nancy should just stay away from her." Sasha said

"Why is that?" Aaron asked

"She nahht normal!" Erin said

"So what?" Aaron said

"So what? She's not Flowerscout material, it's why we ran her out in the first place." Sasha explained

Aaron's eye went wide, he then narrowed them.

"You ran her out?" Aaron asked

"Yeah, she's just a gross weird human being!" Sasha said

Aaron was boiling with rage, before Neil could say anything. Aaron pushed him aside, Aaron than looked at Erin.

"Erin, please hand me a hair tie." Aaron asked

Erin through him a hair tie, he tied his hair back to the place it was hidden. Aaron then styled his hair back to normal, Aaron glared at Sasha.

"You are pretty dumb for a girl you know, you didn't figure out that i was a guy the whole time and so was Neil or should i say 'Nancy'." Aaron said angrily

"But guys are supposed to be tough!" Sasha said

"And rugged!" Erin than continued

"And if they pee in you they get you pregnant!" Tabbii said

"Well normally except for that pee thing, that's not even true. But some are different, and that pretty cool nowadays." Aaron said

Aaron than turned his back on them and started to walk away.

"Anybody can be anything nowadays, this isn't the nineteen eighty's. This modern day, a female can be a bodybuilder and nobody can judge." Aaron said as he walked away

He than stood with Nikki, and looked at them disappointed.

"I thought you three would understand this, but i guess not." Aaron said

Aaron than noticed Neil was standing with him without the seaweed on his head, Aaron smiled a little.

"You wanna know why?" Aaron asked

No response came out of them, Aaron then flipped them the bird which shocked them.

"Cause ya'll are ignorant bitches, so we out." Aaron said

Aaron looked at Nikki and nodded, Aaron then smirked.

"Sayonara, bitch." Aaron said

"Timothy away!" Nikki said

Timothy screed, another hawk came in. Aaron grabbed onto the hawk as the other one grabbed Nikki and Neil as they flew away, Aaron looked down a smirked. As they were flying away, Aaron looked at the hawk he was on.

"You know where the Woodscouts are?" Aaron asked

The hawk screed yes, Aaron nodded.

"Take me their." Aaron said

The hawk then flew in the direction that the Woodscouts were in, Aaron looked at his two friends.

"I've gotta go save Max, see ya back at camp!" Aaron said

Nikki and Neil nodded as the hawk Aaron on was flying away, Aaron looked in front of him. Within a couple of hours, he was their. Aaron saw Max on the rope course, Aaron sighed. He then dropped from the hawk into the rope course, Aaron landed on the rope.

"AARON! WHERE THE FUCK WHERE YOU?!" Max asked

"I was with Nikki and Neil, had to deal with something. But that's a story for another time, for now. We escape." Aaron said

Aaron helped Max out, that's when the Woodscouts noticed him with Max.

"Oh and where are you two going?" Edward asked

"Somewhere far away pizza face!" Aaron yelled

"Oh, so your that guy who gave the notes on sass to Max?" Edward asked

"Yeah, sorry but your not getting this guy!" Aaron said

Aaron then whistled for the hawk, the hawk came down and picked up Aaron with Max. As they flew away, Aaron was giving Edward the bird as they flew away. Max looked at Aaron confused.

"How the fuck did you get a hawk?" Max asked angry

"Long story Max, i'll tell you when we get back to camp." Aaron said

"Ooookaaaayyy?" Max said confused

After a bit, they were back at camp. The Hawk gently landed Aaron and Max on the ground, the hawk then perched on Aaron's arm.

"Well friend, looks like your free to go. I can call you if i need you again, right?" Aaron said/asked

The hawk nodded, it then flew off into the forest. Aaron shed a tear and wiped it away.

"What a majestic creature." Aaron said in awe

"So, you gonna-"

"Yes, i'll explain what happened." Aaron said deadpanned

They walked back to their tent, with Aaron explaining the events of today.


That's a wrap, you noticed that i changed some events. Well, it's obvious why.

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