A/N: Hey guys! Here's chapter three.
Clint Barton hates shopping.
He has made that point numerous times to different people.
First, it was Cassandra, then Director Fury, then Coulson, and now Tony.
Unfortunately, Tony won't take no for an answer.
Clint wondered if Tony actually went around New York and shopped for his luxurious tuxedos.
Apparently… he didn't.
Usually, it was Pepper.
Well… back when she was his assistant, not his girlfriend.
But it turns out; Tony didn't really have to walk around looking for clothes.
He just drove a limousine and got the tuxedos from a personal tailor.
At this point, Clint was really hoping that it wasn't Italian. It was expensive.
Again, he was disappointed.
When Tony gave him the tuxedo, he thought, how in the world did Stark get his measurements?
That's when Tony cheerfully said, "You know… while you were asleep, I asked Jarvis to make measurements… well, without actually touching you of course. I know how you are edgy when asleep. Do you know that I once tried to prank Cassandra?"
Jarvis made measurements without actually touching him?
Now that was an all-time weird.
Tony Stark trying to prank Cass?
It was to be expected, but Clint shook his head anyway.
Tony went on, "Now, should we look for shoes?"
Clint replied, "Nah. I have a pair."
"In which it is most likely burned, cut, or dusty."
Clint smirked and answered, "You'll see."
When they came back and Tony saw the shoes, his jaw was close to hitting the ground.
It was in perfect condition.
Tony asked, "How?"
Clint answered, "Cassandra kept it for me. She said it was for this exact situation."
Tony muttered, "She's good."
"Always is…. Now let me be or else I'll make sure Pepper goes alone and you are in intensive care!"
Tony didn't even think twice.
A/N: So… It's summer time and I'll upload more often. Happy me, happy people! Princess Celeste out!