Ring... Ring...

Emmett: Hello?

Carlisle: It's almost time for school! Get up and get dressed!

Emmett: *Fake yawns* But I'm soooo tired!

Carlisle: Stop faking! You don't even get tired! If you're going to fake, try coming up with something faintly realistic!

Emmett: OK...? *Fake coughs* I'm too sick! I tink I have the Chicken Pox!

Starts dotting his skin with a red marker

Carlisle: You're an idiot! You can't get sick either! And I can hear you coloring on yourself, so don't even try it, mister!

Esme: Emmett, stop with all this nonsense and get ready for school, or we're coming up there with... the needle!

Emmett: NO! Not the needle! You'll never catch me alive... err.. dead.. err.. UNDEAD!

Tries to jump out the window, but Alice and Bella are already there

Esme walks in his room holding freakishly long syringe

Esme: Emmett, honey, just calm down.

Emmett: NO! If I calm down, you will needle me! Me don't like the needle.

Carlisle: And me don't like you! Now just let her give you your medicine!

Jasper walks in, see's Emmett with red dots on his skin hanging on the wall, and walks out.

Rosalie: Emmett! Just let Esme needle you! It'll make you feel better!

Pounces on him and grabs his ear, dragging him over to Esme

Emmett: Ow, Ow, OW!

Esme needles him.

Emmett: Ooo... Pretty colors... Rosie-Posie, can you get me some peanut butter waffles?

Rosalie: Umm.. Esme, did you give Emmett the medicine that said "tranquilizers" on it?

Esme looks at the bottle

Esme: Oops!

Emmett: Where are my waffles?!? Hey pixie-twixie, do you like waffles?

Alice: Oh, god!

Carlisle: I know, he's almost as bad as you when you get skittles.

Alice: I resent that!

Rosalie: Alice is right...

Alice: Thank you Rosa-

Rosalie: Emmett's not as bad as Alice by a landslide!

Alice: Humph!

Cullens start laughing

Emmett: I'm Spiderman! *Hangs on chandelier*

Rosalie: You get down here right this minute, Emmett!

Emmett: You can be Spiderwoman, Rosie-Posie!

Rosalie: Never call me that, again!

Emmett: Rosie-Posi-

Rosalie: That's it! *Pounces on Emmett*

Esme: Darn! I really liked that chandelier!