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Please R&R

I hope I didn't miss any spelling mistakes, I went over it but my mom won't stop bothering me at the moment, so I'm sorry if I missed any.

Anyways enjoy!

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"Harry, Ron!" Hermione called as she rushed towards the

The two boys who were standing outside the Great Hall waiting for the fourth and fifth years' assembly to finish.

"Hey Mione" Ron said with a smile "What did you do for your class-free day?"

"I went to the library" Hermione said once she was beside them.

Ron laughed "I'm not sure why I even bothered asking, that was a no brainier."

Hermione glared at him.

Harry could feel a fight coming on so he decided to change the subject. "So Hermione were you looking for anything in particular, or were you just browsing?"

"I was looking for a potions text I heard Professor Snape talking about."

Ron's mood grew sour at the mention of Snape and he glared at his feet.

Hermione didn't acknowledge Ron's childish behavior, instead she turned to Harry "It's weird though…" Hermione said thinking out loud.

"What is?" Harry asked.

Hermione looked around "Have you noticed anything odd about the teachers today?"

"Uh no…" Harry said "We've been outside all day; I haven't seen any of the teachers since breakfast."

"Well when I was in the Library Madame Pince and Professor Sprout were whispering to each other at Madame Pince's desk. They seemed to be gossiping which I've never seen Madame Pince do and when I went over to ask her a question about the book I was looking for, she snapped at me."

"So?" Ron said, finally tuning into the conversation.

"So…" Hermione said annoyed "She's never snapped at me before!"

"Maybe she was just in a bad mood today?" Harry suggested.

"No, I know Madame Pince, I've spent practically every free moment of my seven years of Hogwarts in the library and I know Madame Pince she wasn't just having a bad day, there's something else going on. Not to mention every other teacher I have run into today has seemed unusually tense."

Harry shrugged "I don't know what to tell you Hermione, I haven't noticed it but maybe it has something to do with these assemblies."

At Harry's words the doors of the Great Hall opened and all of the fourth and fifth years hurried out. Most of them looked uncomfortable and glad to be leaving the hall.

"I wonder what's with them?" Ron stated as he watched the scrambling students.

Both Hermione and Harry didn't have any answers for him.

As the last students left Dumbledore walked out behind him.

He smiled at the sixth and seventh years who were gathered outside of the hall, but the usual twinkle in his eye was nowhere to be found.

It made Harry shiver. During the day he hadn't been worried about these 'assemblies' but now he couldn't help starting to feel uncomfortable as he wondered what the nature of this was about.

He looked over at Ron and Hermione; they both had similar looks of uncertainty on their faces.

Harry had a bad feeling about this.

"Ah students" Dumbledore said "I hope everyone has had a fun and relaxing day."

There were murmurs of agreement from the students.

"Good," Dumbledore stated and he sounded sincere "because now we have more serious matters we have to attend to."

The students broke out into worried muttering before Dumbledore silenced them with a hand in the air.

Harry was pulled from his thoughts over Dumbledore's words when he saw Snape and Vector walk out of the hall; they came to stand on either side of Dumbledore.

"Now seventh years, I want you to split into two groups. I want all boys to follow Professor Snape and all girls to follow Professor Vector."

The students began to whisper again but they did what Dumbledore asked them to.

Harry and Ron weren't happy about having to split up with Hermione but they followed the other boys' leads and took their places behind Snape.

Before Snape began to lead them away they heard Dumbledore state "I hope you all take today and the next few weeks very seriously and learn something."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Ron asked Harry.

"I have no clue" Harry answered as all the boys began to follow Snape down the hall.

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Snape led them to the Transfiguration classroom and told everyone to take a seat.

Snape then walked up to the front of the room, he looked very uncomfortable as he leaned against McGonagall's desk with his arms crossed over his chest.

All the boys waited quietly as they watched him closely.

Snape seemed reluctant to begin. He let out a sign and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

Finally he began, "As you all may know there has been an unusually high rate of students becoming pregnant because they were sexually active."

All the boys gaped at Snape They had never thought they would hear Snape say the words 'sexually active' and most of them had never wanted to.

Snape continued, taking no notice of the way his students were looking at him. "That is why Professor Dumbledore has asked me, along with some of the other teachers, to bring back a course that hasn't been taught herein years."

The boys listened closely, wondering where their Professor was going with this.

Harry had a sinking feeling in his gut as he listened.

"Today will just be a twenty minute introduction to this course to get you used to the idea. The regular day this class will be held is every Monday at two for an hour. And I expect you to take it as seriously as you would any of your other classes, if not more."

With that Snape moved from his place against McGonagall's desk and turned towards the board. With his wand he charmed a piece of chalk to write across the board 'Sexual Education 101.'

Harry's eyes bulged when he read the words and beside him Ron started choking on air.

When he turned his attention back to the front he watched the last traces of a smirk fade across Snape's face.

"You are all at a stage in your lives where your hormones are running rampant. This course is designed to help you control your urges, use safe sex and to answer any questions you may have" Snape continued.

"Everyone in sixth and seventh year is expected to take this course, there will be no exceptions. I will be your teacher for the duration of this class, which will last for fifteen weeks. I want you to feel free to ask me any questions that you have as that is what I'm here for."

The class still hadn't gotten over their shock and they stayed completely silent.

"By the end of this class my goal is to have you all be well educated in the realm of sexual education. Now are there any questions?" Snape asked.

No one made any move to say anything.

The room became tensely silent.

Then Malfoy spoke up "So this is actually happening? We're actually going to spend the next fifteen weeks in a sexual education class?"

"Yes" Snape answered.

"Why?" Malfoy said arrogantly.

Snape narrowed his eyes at his Slytherin student "Because Mister Malfoy, as I explained at the beginning, your year seems to be having trouble keeping it in their pants."

Malfoy's cheeks tinged pink and a few of the other boys even laughed.

"Well," Snape said "are there any others questions?"

When he got no response he nodded "Alright then, you are dismissed and I will see you all Monday afternoon. Please bring a parchment and quill with you so you will be prepared."

All the students nodded before they went their separate ways.