hello people! how r ya? srry it took so long i got mAjOr writers block. Yes my spelling errors are intended. and shame on all the peple who didn't review!! so thanx 2:rottenkunoichi, Kamiko Hiami, Shikamaru's babygirl,MidoriGreenTea, Ghetto Anime Princess, sexyinumama and Bucket On The Head for reviewing (so neh!) and (neh)

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When school was over, Neji pimp walked to Mickey D's(McDonalds) and got a free water cup. "Ey yo cashier lady." Neji said. "Yes." she answered. "You look fine today." He said. "Thanks!" She replied blushing.

Then Neji filled the water cup with Coca Cola.

Neji was pimp walking over to Gaara's house to steal his car when Gaara appeared in front of him. "Them is some sharp sunglasses." Gaara said. "Oh Please, I stole deez." Neji said. "I ain't got no sunglasses." Gaara said nonchalantly. "Get you some." Neji said. "I really like dem sunglasses man." At that note Gaara snatched Neji's sunglasses and ran. But he tripped and fell over his pants which were around his ankles. Then he got up and hopped on a magic carpet. So Neji called Choji. "Hello?"

"Ey what's up Choji?"

"Ey me and deese 5 girls is finna get busy know what I mean?

"Who?"

"Sakura, Ino, Sasame, Temari and one of Sasuke's long lost cousins. I forgot her name."

"Dat's hot man! But next time you see Gaara jack him fo' me. Aight?"

"Can do. See you later man."

"Peace."

Neji hung up the phone and continued pimpwalking down the street. "I don't even know nobody named Sasame." Neji remembered.

All of a sudden a little girl with her hair half braided, a boy that looked like TenTen, an old lady with a sword for a cane, a lady that looked like TenTen and some business man walked up to Neji and glared at him like they were ready to fight. "Scuse me." Neji said trying to get past them. The little girl pushed him and he fell on the ground. Stronger than she looks. "I heard you was cheatin in my cousin TenTen." The little girl said. "What da hell is you talkin bout?" Neji asked confusedly. The old lady whacked upside the head with her purse. "Don't you mess wit my grandbaby!" she said. "What is yall talkin bout?" Neji asked again. "You know damn well what she talkin bout!" said the lady who looked like TenTen. "No I don't man!" Neji said. The lady narrowed her eyes at Neji. "Don't play wit me lil boy cuz i will go get da switch off da tree."

The boy put his thumb in Neji's face. Then glared at him. Eerily. "Don't mess wit my sister."

Then the business man spoke up. "If you ever mess with my neice's sister's little cousin's...how am I related to her again?" The others shrugged thier shoulders. "Any ways, don't mess with...her emotion or I'll destroy your credit faster than you can beat Bratz Rock Angelz." He said. "Whatever man." Neji replied.

5 seconds later

Neji limped home with a bloddy nose, mouth and pinky toe, abroken thumb, arm and cell phone and damaged dignity. He walked in to see TenTen sitting seductively on his couch. "Neji boo? What hapened to you?" She asked with fake sympathy and innocence but an evil smile on her face. Then Inuyasha walked eating salami. "Hey." he said nonchalantly. "Hey?" TenTen and Neji said. "Have you seen Kagome?" Inuyasha asked. "No." TenTen said. "Ok." He said walking out of the door. "You sent all dem people to jump me!" Neji yelled. Kagome burst through the window. "Have you seen Inuyasha?"

"No" Neji said. Kagome left.

"That'll teach you to cheat on me." TenTen said.

Kagome walked in "Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha ran to her in slow motion. Kagome ran to him in slow motion. Happy music played in the background. Kagome kissed Inuyasha passionately. Then they began to take each other's clothes off. "HEY!" TenTen screamed. "Wea re tryin to have a dramatic moment!"

Kagome and Inuyasha stopped and nodded. Then Kagome went "Gasp!" And Inuyasha went "Gasp" And TenTen went "Gasp" And Neji went "Te he he cheesepuffs."

Will TenTen have a dramatic moment with Neji?

Will Kagome find out she forgot the pill?

Will I go to camp on June 22nd '08 for 14 days? (yes)