Luan was walking through the forests, looking around for anything suspicious. It would seem as if she's been walking forever. She's been walking through forests, cities, stadiums, it seems as if she's been walking for miles and miles from a nice warm bed. It's been days, she's tired, hungry, lost. And to make things worse, nothing interesting happened.
Luan decided to pass the time by telling puns to herself, "Hey, what did the monster say when the pizza owner asked what kind of stuffed pizza he wanted? Extra thicc!"
She laughs as she tells another pun, "What did the..."
But she is interrupted by something...inhuman. She quickly turns to see 5 robotic like beings. Gasping in shock, she pulls out her sword as she gets ready to do battle, however, 2 black bars ruined the moment for her as they narrowed the vision in a dramatic vision. Annoyed, Luan chops the bars in half. Going back to what she was doing, she yells out in anger as she swings her sword at a robot, slicing his right arm off, and another swing resulted in its head being chopped off, a few more sword swings resulted in chopped body parts.
"I guess he got too much of the slice of the action!" Luan joked. She jumped at another robot and sliced it in half, causing it to blow up.
"I bet Luna would love to sing a song that cuts like a knife for you!" Luan joked again as she laughed. The 3 remaining robots were getting really angered. She didn't care as she jumped at them and sliced their heads off, blowing them up as well.
"I guess that's going on the cutting floor!" Luan then joked as she laughed. Then, she gasps in shock as she heard a step towards her, she runs up to that someone, and that someone is none other than Sora, Holder of the keyblade.
Luan yelps as he stops in her tracks. She could've gotten Sora seriously hurt!
"Oh, sorry. Just be glad that you weren't sliced in half." Luan chuckled.
"Not with a TV-Y7 rating I won't be." Sora said, rolling his eyes.
"Give it a few chapters." Luan said, laughing. "Get it? Who are you anyway?"
"I am Sora, Holder of the Keyblade." Sora said, wielding his keyblade. "And I've heard from a bunch a monks about how you channeled your inner strength to defeat Bill Cipher. My friends and I have heard of your stories of when you saved all those intellegent dogs, helped millions of people across the galaxy."
"Your friends?" Luan asks.
"Daniel the Phantasm, Jake Long The Dragon of Fire, Jack Spicer, and Terrence the Scotsman." Sora then said. "Ever since Louise ruined everything and made us lose everything we've had, we've banded together as a resistance to Louise. Perhaps you'd be interested to join?"
"I'm sorry, but I must fight Louise alone." Luan said in grief as she continued her journey.
Meanwhile at Louise's castle
Louise Belcher, the Demonic Witch herself, was playing around with her magic and looking bored.
"Ugh...nothing ever happens that's interesting around here!" Louise then said. "Where's Gene and his annoying music beats?"
"Gene is out hunting for Samurai Luan." Linda was heard. "Louise, if you want something done, why don't you do it yourself?"
"You think I would want to do something that easy? I would if it wasn't for that sword and the fact there are others out there!" Louise said, bored as she stretched to her journal.
"Louise, if you want to get rid of Luan Loud for good, you need to get help from someone. Like that cult for example, ain't they training those boys that happen to be around Luan's age?"
"The Boyfriends of Louise?" Louise lightens up. "Yes...I always wanted to pay a visit."
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