Sam spent most of her last full day in the Milky Way with her fiancé and children. Her friends, the Jacks and Cassie threw her a surprise party, where they each gave her lemon-shaped and scented objects. Jack and Cam sparred over who would help Daniel to look after the 'twins', and the General won out and out, saying that he had already booked the time off, much to Sam and Daniel's surprise. They hugged him in gratitude, and he remarked,

"Yeah, yeah, you do that now… wait 'til I teach them the booze alphabet."

Mini-Jack elaborated with a grin, "B is for Budweiser, C is for Carlsberg, C is for Coors, G is for Guinness, J is for Jack Daniels, M is for Moonshine…"

Vala said, earning exasperated looks from the Jacks,

"P is for Pylarkian Whiskey…"

Sam, pretending to look annoyed, remarked,

"Sir… they've already got enough legitimate alphabets to learn…"

Jack retorted with raised eyebrows,

"What… the booze alphabet isn't legitimate?! Y'know… I'm willin' to bet $20 that you guys'll find a planet or two that uses it… or would benefit from learning it."

He waggled his eyebrows at a giggling James, before swooping the little boy up and joking,

"Who's not gonna be a cheaper date than their Daddy?"

Daniel rolled his eyes as everyone laughed, and James grizzled in reply before proceeding to babble, and Jack remarked,

"Maybe I am too late… he's already takin' after his Pop. I can just about work out every third word in seven… let's see… oh wait, he said 'moonshine.' I knew the kid wasn't a lost cause."

Daniel pretended to be annoyed as he remarked,

"Jaaack, you're not teaching him how to drink."

Before Jack could reply, he felt a tugging on his left trouser leg. He looked down and remarked with a smile,

"Oh Cammie, you after some moonshine too? I think the President'll FedEx you some from his secret stash… that's between you and me though."

He swooped up the now giggling girl with his free arm and held her. Daniel whispered to Sam as he slipped an arm around her waist,

"I think they'll be fine with Jack."

She nodded and watched with a smile as Jack walked over to talk to Teal'c, and the twins proceeded to play with the Jaffa's tattoo.