Disclaimer- I do not own Megamind. I wish I did, but I don't. So, I capture characters and force them to carry out my stories. Muhahaha! I also don't own any of the songs mentioned.
Megamind watched apprehensively as Metro Man Flew away. He didn't quite hear the superhero's last sentence, but it didn't sound promising. Oh well, he thought. I might as well carry out my plan tomorrow and kidnap Ms. Ritchie. Little did he know Metro Man had a plan as well.
. . .
Metro Man waited patiently outside of the "e-vil" lair. Using his super hearing, he listened to the soon to be couple bantering.
"Well, we met again, Ms. Ritchie"
"You kidnapped me, what did you expect?" she shot back. He couldn't help but chuckle. She verbally beat Megamind every time he kidnapped her. He personally thought that these verbal spars were more humiliating to Megamind than actually being beaten by him. He continued listening.
Megamind faltered for a second. "Ahhhh... um... "
"Exactly, you're getting predictable, Megs." The "temptress" reporter said. He could almost hear the smile in her voice. Her comment seemed to spark Megamind's temper, though, and moved the banter right back along.
"You call this predictable?" Megamind shouted. That was his cue. It had taken a little bit of eavesdropping, but he had found out that Megamind was planning to use extremely loud music to startle her before reveling his music related plan. Using his super-speed, he snuck through the holographic door, and found the iPod dock that had Megamind's own personal iPod. He wasn't a fool. He knew that all commercial technology, such as iPods, kindles, etc., were invented by the blue genius. He switched out the two and plugged in his own iPod and dock and set it on a special playlist. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Minion in the middle of pressing a button on a controller. He hid behind a piece of machinery and switched out of super-speed mode. Just as planned, the song started playing. "...Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is you. You got me hypnotized , so mesmerized." From his hidey-hole, he could see the look on Megamind's face. It was absolutely priceless. His unnaturally green eyes were equally as unnaturally wide with surprise. A deep lavender bloomed across his cheeks and the tips of his ears burned pink. The super villain cast a frantic glance at Minion, who hastened to switch the song. Back into action, he switched back into super-speed mode and changed the song and moved the it to the right point in the song. He hid again and everything resumed. "...I wait outside your door, even though I know its wrong. 7 Days a week every hour of the month, gotta let you know where my heart is coming from, I shouldn't feel this way" Minion frantically pounded on a controller that would never comply. He decided to change the song again. "You can try to save me from love, but I'd rather wear his chains and handcuffs. Make me his prisoner-er-er." This time, Roxanne let out a strangled gasp. Her entire face was a cherry red. Deep lines were furrowed above her eyebrows as she narrowed her eyes to dangerous, cat-like slits. If you looked closely, you could see an amused smirk threatened to appear from her frown. Switch, "Oh girl, you stand by me, I'm forever yours, faithfully." By now, poor Megamind was scrambling, trying to find where the offending dock and iPod. Realizing this could be a problem, he moved Megamind's dock to outside of the "e-vil lair" using his super-speed and hid his iPod. On a second thought, he unplugged his own dock and replugged it in where it couldn't be seen. He switched the song and let it play. "If you ain't a ten you're a 9.9" Switch "I might die, when I forget how to breathe. You get closer, and there is no where, in this world I'd rather be." Even if he wasn't trying to get them together, he still might have pulled this as a prank. It was already worth whatever repercussions Roxanne would inflict on him when she found out. Both Megamind and Minion were scrambling around the lair, and Roxanne still had a look of startled anger splashed across her features
She finally managed to choke out "This is supposed to impress me how?"
"This wasn't, something else was." The tired villain panted. "Where did I put that infernal contraption?"
"I don't know, sir. It was at the one outlet, but it seems to have disappeared." Minion said.
"Then why is there still music playing?" Megamind wondered.
Minion was still vainly trying to change the song, in hope of finding the correct song. Well, switch! "I can't sleep at night, when you are on my mind. Bobby Womack's on the radio, singin' to me 'if you think you're lonely now' Wait a minute, this is too deep. I gotta change the station, So I turn the dial, tryin' to catch a break, and then I hear Babyface 'I only think of you' and its breaking my heart. I'm tryin' to keep it together, but I'm falling apart."
"I give up. I'm just going to call Metro Man." Megamind conceded. Megamind then tried calling, but Metro Man was closer than he expected, and with his phone on silent. After about a minute of pointless ringing, Megamind hung up.
" How rude!" Roxanne huffed, after the phone call was ended.
"Hold on, I'm going to try one more thing." Megamind half growled-half complained. Megamind walked out of the room and tried Metro Man's personal cell phone. 'Hmmm, switch! New song!' Metro Man thought devilishly. "You and I, both know it can't work, It's all fun and games, till someone gets hurt, and I don't, I won't, let that be you. Now you don't wanna let go, and I don't wanna let you know, that there might be something real between us two, who knew? Now we don't wanna fall, but we're tripping in our hearts and it's reckless and clumsy, 'cause I know you can't love me, here!"
Both Metro Man and Roxanne were surprised to hear a lower, rich tenor voice sing sadly to this verse. Megamind reappeared, irritated and about ready to kill. "When I get him to answer, I am going to give him the rant of a life time. E-vil shouldn't have to wait for anything." He huffed. "I guess we'll have to wait until he calls back."
"Are you kidding me?" Roxanne asked furiously.
"I wish I was."
'Now the fun starts!" Metro Man thought. Using his super-speed, he untied Roxanne, put her on her feet, and retied her so her hands were in front of her. Then he pick Megamind up and moved him closer to Roxanne. Then, he picked up Minion, and put him outside and locked the door. He hid again, and set another song to play, barely able to conceal a giggle.
"Lately, I've found myself thinkin', been dreamin' about you a lot. Up in my head I'm you boyfriend..."
"WHAT IN THE WORLD!" The pair screamed at the same time.
"How did you get up?!" Megamind asked
" I DON'T KNOW" Roxanne screamed, absolutely freaking out. "How are you like ten feet closer than you were a second ago, and who in hell is controlling that music?" she asked in return, with a curse slipping out in her enraged state.
"I don't know, but whoever or whatever it is, is going to pay when I find out" Megamind fumed.
'Fun time again' Metro Man was dying on the inside. He was going to suffer major consequences when they found out. This time, he moved them another five feet closer, and put Megs in a superman pose. He hid an started a new song. "I can't be no superman, but for you I'd be super human"
"Gah! They did it again..." Megamind grumbled. "... And they're trying to be funny. No superman, super human, Superman pose... HAHA!"
"We're closer again." Roxanne pointed out.
"I guess your right"
He was surprised he hadn't burst out in a fit of laughter yet. This time, he moved them so that they were almost touching. As an after thought, he untied Roxanne's hands and put them around the blue bad boy's neck and tied them again so she couldn't move them. After he hid, he set the song on play. "Everyday, I bring the sun around, sweep away the clouds, smile for me, smile for me."
"UGGGH!" They both moaned. "Very funny, whoever you are!" Roxanne yelled sarcastically. Despertate, she tried moving her hands, but accidentally pulled the rope tighter around Megamind's neck.
"Cugh-cogh" Megamind spluttered.
"Oops! Sorry." Roxanne said while loosening the rope, and putting her hands back. "I guess that's a no-go."
"I should think so."
"Really! More Bieber?" she asked exasperatedly.
His plan was almost complete. "Only a few more moves" Metro Man thought. He then moved Megamind's hands so that they were firmly wrapped around the snarky reporter's waist. With a bit of searching, he found more rope and tied the villain's hands in place. Then, he hid and played the song. "If I were a painter, mixing my colors, how would I find the blue of your eyes? And girl if I were a sculpture, working in marble, I couldn't hope to copy your perfect face. The curve of your body, the feel of your skin, my hands could never, ever trace."
Both kidnappee and kidnapper were bright red, or in Megamind's case, bright purple, and looking down at the ground, trying to avoid the other's gaze. "Hehehe, I get it. Beautiful blue eyes, gorgeous curves, soft, perfect." Megamind muttered under his breath.
The reporter looked up from the ground to look at him, with even redder cheeks "You think I'm perfect?" She said in awe.
" Ahhhh... Wait, where's Minion?"
"I'm not sure" she murmured.
'One more,' Metro Man thought. This time, he leaned their head close together, so their lips were almost touching and tilted their heads at opposite angles. He also closed their eyes, for good measure. Then, using a strip of silk ribbon, like the kind usually reserved for tying Roxanne's wrists together, he tied it around both of their necks, just tight enough so that they couldn't pull away. Then he let the last song play. "Yes, you want her. Look at her, ya know ya do. It's possible she wants you too. It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl."
As soon as the music started playing, the pair's eyes half-opened, but shut almost immediately. Their lips barely brushed, and in an instant, Roxanne took the lead. He watched as she crashed her lips onto the blue bad boy's. Megamind seemed shocked, but quickly recovered, and joined in with enthusiasm. He turned away and looked up at the ceiling, feeling like he was intruding on the couple's private moment. Everything was going great until *Knock, Knock* "Sir! Help, someone locked me out." Minion yelled.
The two broke apart and looked as furtive as a child caught taking an extra cookie from the jar. "Uhhhh, it might be a minute Minion, we're kind of stuck." Megamind said awkwardly.
That was his cue. He had even changed from his usual white and gold outfit to a special pink and white one with the initals CM instead of MM on the front. "No need to fear! Cupid Man is here!" He jumped out of hiding and threw pink, white, and red confetti into the air. He held up his dock and set another song on play. "They say be afraid. You're not like the others, futuristic lover, different DNA. They don't understand you. You're from a whole other world, A different dimension. You open my eyes And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light. Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me. Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison. Take me, ta-ta-take me. Wanna be a victim, Ready for abduction. Boy, you're an alien. Your touch so foreign. It's supernatural, Extraterrestrial"
"METRO MAN!" Roxanne screamed. "YOU, YOU... GRRRR!" she was beyond words.
"Ms. Ritchie... Uh, Roxanne? Calm down" Megamind almost whimpered.
"Still, no need to fear. Cupid Man is here! I'll rescue you two." With a fake bow and arrow set, he shot little pink arrows that had suction cups on the tips at them. Just as planned, one stuck to each person. Finally, he quickly untied them. After that, he flew over, unlocked the door, and flew away as fast as he could, yelling as he left, "How about I give the happy couple some private time?"
"...Uhm, Roxanne? Do you regret what we just did?"
"No, but I'm gonna kill him for setting us up like that."
"How about later we get revhange on him."
"Revenge sounds sweet. Its a date."
"Yes, a date." Megamind smiled at her choice of words. The both cackled at the thought of how they would get their revenge.
"Sir, what just happened?" Minion had finally found a way back in. They told him. "Well, I knew you two would get together eventually. It seems like "Cupid Man" noticed too and decided to speed things up a bit. Don't be too harsh on him." Minion said absentmindedly.
They were still going to get revenge.
Yay! Its finally done. I think I might do a sequel where Roxanne and Megamind get revahnge on Metro Man. I hope you liked it! Now, I will finish the disclaimer. I do not own any songs mentioned. A full list in order are:
Crush-David Archuletta
365 Days- Victoria Justice and Leon Thomas III
Supervillian- Nicole Schwerzinger
Faithfully- Journey
Drunk on you-Luke Bryan
Kissing U- Miranda Cosgrove
We belong together- Mariah Carey
Stuck in the moment- Justin Bieber
I would- One Direction
Save you tonight- One Direction
Somebody to love- Justin Bieber
The Painter- O-Town
Kiss the girl- Ashely Tisdale
ET- Katy Perry
I suggest you listen to all of these. They are amazing songs. I would also like to clarify a few things so I don't get tons of questions. First off, with the rope. When her hands are tied so they are around his neck, the rope goes around, crosses, then it ties her hands. Its the same thing with his hands around her waist. The silk ribbon goes around both of their necks at once. It doesn't tie around Roxanne's then Megamind's, It goes around both at once. Also, when ever Metro Man "moves" Megamind and Roxanne or changes a song, he is in super-speed mode. I put this in for most of the beginning, but it started to sound to repetitive. I apologize for the extreme OOC-ness of Metro Man. I want to thank all of my beautiful reviewers, and I noticed I am now on someone's favorite authors list. I feel really special now. To SailorMegaPhantom, You rock! I'm gonna have to change the rating to T now because I just had to put in a little cuss word. Let me know what you thought of this in the reviews, and tell me if you think I should do a sequel.