SuperMarioLogan: A Novelization

By Jayjar100

Interpretations Of Characters Belong To SML

All Characters Belong To Their Respective Owners

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Chapter 3: Yoshi Takes Mario To McDonalds

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Yoshi was in a car driving Mario somewhere.

"Where are we going, Yoshi?" Mario asked.

"Remember earlier when I destroyed your Collectors Coin?" Yoshi asked.

"Yeah." Mario answered.

"Well, I'm going to take you out to eat, to pay for it." Yoshi said. "Oh, and look up there, that's where we're going to eat."

There was a McDonalds sign.

"McDonalds? Why are we going to this cheap restaurant?" Mario questioned.

"Well, I don't have a lot of money on me, Mario." Yoshi answered.

"That's OK." Mario answered.

Yoshi parked in a place he deemed to be a good parking spot. Before he got out, someone from above crashed their bike on top of the car.

"Hey! Some one crashed their bike onto my car!" Yoshi yelled. "Come on, Mario, looks like we have a free bike."

"OK." Mario said as he got out of the car. "Let's go have a seat and order our food."

Mario and Yoshi went into the restaurant and did just that. They sat across from each other.

Eventually, someone walked up to them. "Hello, I'm Hello Kitty, and I'm going to be your manager, server, person. What would you like to eat?"

"I'd like one quarter-pounder, please." Mario answered.

"I don't want anything to eat. I already ate." Yoshi answered.

"You already ate, Yoshi?" Mario questioned. "I thought you were taking me to eat."

"Well I don't really like McDonalds." Yoshi answered.

"Oh, I love it." Mario said.

"OK, one quarter pounder! I'll have it to you in just a minute!" Hello Kitty said.

Hello Kitty went to the kitchen. "Luigi! One quarter-pounder"

Luigi was the chef. For some unknown reason, he was very stupid. Most people referred to him as Mama Luigi.

"OK, I'm on it!" Mama Luigi answered.

He started cooking it, but it fell in the trashcan. "Oh no, it fell into the trash can! I'll get him a new one."

"No, give it to me, Luigi." Hello Kitty ordered.

Mama Luigi gave the gross burger to Hello Kitty. "I can't believe you were going to waste a perfectly good cheeseburger after it fell in the trash. All you have to do is wipe it off." Then, Hello Kitty had a coughing fit and started coughing on the burger. "Oh, that can be wiped off too."

She brought the cheeseburger to where Mario and Yoshi were sitting at. "Here you go, one quarter-pounder."

"Thank you." Mario responded.

Then Mario quickly ate the cheeseburger. "Oh, that was so good." He commented.

"Glad you liked it." Hello Kitty said. "OK, that will be $5.95."

"$5.95?" Yoshi questioned. "Uh, I only brought four dollars."

"Looks like someone's going to be washing dishes!" Hello Kitty said.

Then Yoshi started to attack Hello Kitty until Mario pulled him off of her.

"Why did you do that?" Mario questioned.

"Uh, run!" Yoshi said.

Mario ran to the car.

"Crap, Yoshi has the keys. Guess I'll have to take this bike." Mario hopped onto the bike and rode off.