Yo, I'm back with more jokes…first I'm sorry that chapter 3 wasn't that good and confusing….it was in Lucy's pov sorry…ok well here's more….
One day while on patrol, natsu (police officer) pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the drive was! It was Lucy…a Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Lucy ... Could I see your driver's license...?" "What's a license?" replied Lucy, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet," replied natsu.
After fumbling for a few minutes, Lucy managed to find it "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop." Registration... What's that?" asked Lucy.
"It's usually in your glove compartment," said natsu impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute," said natsu and walked back to his car.
Natsu phoned into the dispatch to run a check on Lucy license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher (gray) came back; "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes," replied natsu.
"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked gray. "Uh... yes" replied natsu.
"Here's what you do," said gray. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants. "WHAT!? I can't do that. It's... inappropriate," exclaimed natsu while blushing.
"Trust me... just do it," said gray .So natsu goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as gray said.
Lucy looks down and sighs, "Oh no ... not ANOTHER breathalyzer."
Haha…..well how was it please I need feedback…and I still need fairy tail couples…OH! And I need names for kids of those couples plzzz….thanks