Disclaimer: Okay, so I'm starting to think that someone kidnapped J. K. Rowling because she still hasn't answered my letter about giving me Harry Potter, and I starting to worry, because I was hopping to own him by my birthday, which is in a few weeks. But anyways, enough about my quest to own Harry potter, on with the story!

Note: I would again like to thank Fire Makes Me Smile for giving me the idea for this chapter.

Muggle Candy Store

Dumbledore looked at the store. Minerva had gotten tiered of his obsession with Lemon Drops and had told him that if he didn't find a new type of candy she would find all of the Lemon Drops in the world and cast an Incendio on them. He knew that nothing would ever taste better to him then Lemon Dropso he decided to prank her into accepting his obsession. He was going to buy the sourest candy that the muggles had, then he would give on to Minerva, then after tasting it, she would have no problems with his Lemon Drops. Nothing could go wrong.

He walked into the store and the bell on top of the door rang. The girl behind the counter looked at him strangly before she smiled and said, "hello, can I help you, sir?"

"Yes", Dumbledore said with a smile, "I'm looking for your most sour candy."

The girl looked surprised, "um, well our most sour candies are war heads, but I would take something else if I was you, most people can't eat them. They're really sour."

Dumbledore smiled, "that is just what I'm looking for. I take fifty of them."

The girl looked unsure, "um, well, okay, if that's what you want." She put the war heads in a bag and handed them to Dumbledore. "That will be $5.45."

Dumbledore gave her the money and left with his bag of war heads. These will be perfect, he thought to himself. When Minerva tastes these she'll never complan about my Lemon Drops again.

The Next Day At Hogwarts

"Well, Albus, lets see this new candy you got that's so great."

Dumbledore smiled. He had told Minerva that he had gotten a new type of favourite candy, but no what the girl at the store had said about them. However he had not tried one because he didn't want to see if he was one of the people who couldn't even eat one war head. He took out the bag that the war heads where in and gave on to Minerva. "Here you go Minerva, trust me when I say you've never had anything like these before."

Minerva took the candy and looked at it suspiciously before slowly putting it into her mouth. She sucked on it for about a minute (AN: Ha ha, that's what she said) before her eyes widened and she looked at Dumbledore. "Albus, this is the best sweet I've ever tasted. You must tell me where you got these."

Dumbledore stared at her schocked. "What! you mean they aren't super sour?"

"What? No Albus this is amazing, tell me, where did you get them?"

Shocked, Dumbledore told her the stores name and she rushed out of his offic to go buy all of the war heads they had. Not that he paying attention to her, he was too busy trying to figure out how the girl at the store could have been so wrong about the war heads. He took one out from inside of the bag and looked a it. It certainly didn't look sour, infact it was the same shade of yellow as Lemon Drops. Well if Minerva can eat them they couldn't be sour he thought, she hates sour candy. I might as well eat them so I don't waste my money.

He put the war head that he had in his hand into his mouth. It was there for less then ten seconds before his face pucked and his eyes went wide. He quickly spat it back out. Merlin, he thought to himself, how could something so small be so sour, and how could Minerva possibly like it.

Then he realized something. He hadn't seen her put it in her mouth, he had been looking down at he desk so he wouldn't burst out laughing. She had played him.

AN: Okay, so first I'm sorry about the that's what she said joke, but come on, you can't tell me you didn't think that when you read that sentence (for anyone under the age of twelve, just forget about it, your understand when you older). Now I have a question I need to ask. I've gotten about 60 visiters for this story, but only 7 reviews, WHY IS THIS? Have you forgoten that by giving me a review, you give me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside? Please if you read my story give me a review, even if it's only one word. Now just one more thing before you click the review button, I'm running out of ideas for this story, so if you have any tell then to me in a review or a pm, I don't care, just help me out, or this story will be finished soon.