What's this? An Agendas fic that actually covers more than two people? INCONCIEVABLE!!
All I ask is that you R&R, folks.
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Bowser's Agenda
5:00 AM– Wake up
6:00 AM– Take a bath! Nothing like a hot lava bath and the smell of brimstone in the morning!
7:00 AM – Eat breakfast! OM NOM NOM NOM!!
7:05 AM – Scream at the kids for making such a loud fuss at the table
7:10 AM – Get interrupted by Kammy regarding the invasion later today
7:11 AM – Smack Kammy through the window for interrupting my meal
7:20 AM – Get interrupted again by Kammy, insisting it's important
7:20 to 8:45 AM – Ignore the senile old bat as she gabs on
9:00 AM – Feed goldfish
9:01 AM – Realize goldfish died three days ago
9:02 AM – Hold moment of silence for goldfish
9:03 AM – Fish goldfish out of bowl
9:04 AM – Eat goldfish
9:05 AM – Yell out for a new goldfish pet
9:06 AM – Get new goldfish when a Magikoopa comes in with a bag.
9:07 AM – Stare at goldfish with a grin
9:08 AM – Fish goldfish out of bowl
9:09 AM – Eat goldfish
9:41 to 10:30 AM – Listen to the kids crab and whine and stuff. Lock them in the dungeon for giving me a migraine.
10:31 AM to 12:00 PM – Think of ways of how to destroy Mario and What's-His-Green Face! And get Peach to love me! And how awesome I am!
12:00 PM – Eat lunch!
12:10 PM – Remember Peach is gonna be visiting Mario
12:15 PM – Head down to the garage to get the Koopa Clown Car.
12:20 PM – Arrive at garage
12:21 PM – Start screwing with Koopa Clown Car
1:20 PM – Hop inside the car, attempt to start it
1:21 PM – Koopa Clown car stalls
1:22 PM – Curse loudly
1:23 PM – Climb out of Koopa Clown Car
1:24 PM – Kick Koopa Clown Car; nearly break own foot
1:25 PM – Curse some more
1:26 PM – Get insulted by Kammy for fowl language; smack her through another window
1:27 PM – Kick Koopa Clown Car again.
1:28 – Koopa Clown Car starts! Climb back into Koopa Clown Car.
1:29 PM – Take off!
1:35 PM – Attack Mario! Bwahahaha!! Man, this never gets old!
1:36 PM – Capture Peach! Again! Score!
1:37 PM – Grin as Peach flails and screams as she's dragged away. Taunt Mario while I'm at it!
1:40 PM to 1:45 PM – Laugh while returning to my new palace! You can never have enough palaces!
1:46 PM to 3:09 PM – Impress Peach with the poems I spent all night writing, and causing her to swoon with my suave, manly singing voice!
3:10 PM – Get interrupted by Kammy again telling me Mario's arrived. Damn it!!
3:11 PM – Curse loudly and go off to fight Mario
3:30 PM – Face Mario!
3:40 PM – Graciously bow out of the fight with gentlemanly sportsmanship
4:00 PM – Eventually crawl out of the lava pit with serious burns
4:01 PM – Drag self to medical center
4:02 PM to 6:00 PM – Recuperate and heal
6:00 PM – Eat dinner while recuperating
6:01 PM – Restore HP to full after eating!
6:02 PM – Smack self for not thinking of this sooner
6:03 PM – Grin, remember Peach is having a party tonight
6:05 PM – Run off to make preparations
7:50 PM – Arrive at Peach's castle, invitation received last week in hand.
8:00 PM to 1 AM – DANCE PARTY!!
For the record, I never did understand the whole justification with Bowser's role in the spin-off sports titles. I mean, it's like, there he goes kidnapping the Princess, gets his rear stomped to the curb and he runs off vowing revenge
And like a week later he's out playing sports with Mario like they were old buddies or something. Seriously, what's up with that? I mean, I know the Power Tennis opening cinematic had him causing mischief and that's what he does in the Party games, but…otherwise he just seems to be participating for the sake of the sport—and showing relatively good sportsmanship—and that just strikes me as odd.
Maybe he just does it for the thrill, I wonder.
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