yeahhhh this is chapter 3 love it...i had a crazy typing problem today i SWEAR! judt couldn't stop...then i got stuck on caps lock oops yup so yeahh

i do not own any of the charaters and that goes for the last chapter too and the one before that: )

me:gaara will come to your house and kill you in the middle of the night if you dont review...so have a bucket of water handy!

'Its dark….I can't see anything and my body's numb…what happened?!' Naruto's thoughts went wild as he laid limply on the floor.

Soon after, the sound of doors slamming and feet tapping against the floor filled his wandering mind. "he's not here…we where so close!"(1) a deep male voice echoed thru the room.

Naruto had barely opened his eyes when a flashlight was scanning the room. The light stopped when it reached his face. He flinched as the blinding light pierced his eyes.

"dear god." was the only thing the man had to say before touching his ear and said, "Sakura, get in here NOW!"

The flashlight then left his face to explore the rest of the room. The man then cautiously entered the room, not sure what could be left for him to set off.

He was now about three feet from Naruto's crippled form when the blond started picking out key details about the man. 'okay I know he'd a guy…what else?'

The man then pulled out a kunai from his side pouch.

Naruto's eyes widen. 'AH…okay. That CAN'T be good!'

With a flick of a wrist the older man threw it, heading straight for Naruto.

It wised by his head, barely grazing his cheek.

"hmm" the man pondered to himself.

' HM! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HM! YOU ALMOST FREAKIN CHOPPED MY HEAD OFF! MY HEAD! I NEED THAT!!!!!!'(2) Naruto screamed wildly in his head, all the while not moving a muscle.

"I could have sworn I saw a roach."

'….a roach….you did ALL that for a freakin ROACH!'

The man then walked closer.

'WOAH WOAH WOAH, back off Mr. Dagger, I don't roll that way.

Slowly bending over he pulled the kunai out of the ground.

'white hair and eye patch…hu…I wonder if anyone told him that the pirate style is out.'

Just then a flash of pink came darting into the room, and it spoke. "what's the problem Kakashi?" the blinding pink said in a high pitch voice.

'a-HA! So he's not just a pirate, he's a one eyed scarecrow too!'

Her gaze goes from pop-eye to his face. Then her expression drops completely. "did he gulp do this?" she asked while straightening up.

"most likely-yes" as the man stood and went to take a step he kicked Naruto's foot.

"uhhhhh…" was the drone sound that came from him.

"Sakura, we need to get him to a hospital and quickly!" the gray haired man stated.

"but who is he?" she asked in an annoying tone with her hands on her hips.

One quick look from the man set her straight and they were off. Naruto then blacked out…again.

1-yeahh it reminded me of the manga yup…if you haven't seen that far or read then GO READ IT FUCKTARD! love my vocab

2-ha he's a spaz when hurt too…I was like that once… it was funny, I had this freakishly big hole is my leg and the whole time they where sticking me up I was laughing my head up cuz my sister was in the room with me when the nurse thought she was hurt not me…..yeahh good times…I'll shut up now.