Title: Meet Sayuri

Characters: Nariko (Naruto) Seiji (Sakura) Sai (Sayuri)

Mentioned Characters: Naoko (Neji) Sakiko (Shino)

Warnings: Well, there's just Sayuri being Sayuri. In other words trying to be friendly and she ends up being a bitch. Poor girl.

Pairings: None

Rating: K+

Notes: This takes place when Sayuri is being introduced to Nariko and Seiji, not when she's fighting Nariko.

Listening to: Caramelldansen :3

The girl who attacked Nariko earlier smiled an obviously fake smile at Nariko and Seiji.

"Hello" she said in a polite voice as she looked at Nariko. "I am called Sayuri. What is your name Flat Chest?"

Nariko who had been willing to make peace with the girl apparently named Sayuri, stopped smiling politely. No-one made fun of her breasts! They weren't that small! She was bigger than Naoko and Sakiko! And anyway who was Sayuri to talk? She was smaller than Nariko too! She narrowed her eyes and started to storm forward until Seiji grabbed her around the waist from behind, struggling to hold onto his team mate.

"LET ME AT HER!" Nariko shrieked fighting against Seiji, and surprisingly winning. "I'LL TEAR THAT BITCH LIMB FROM LIMB!"

"Why ME?" Inner Seiji groaned.

"Calm down Nariko!" Seiji said tightening his grip and trying to avoid Nariko's flying fists.

"SHUT UP SEIJI!"

"Hmm, she's angry" Sayuri thought with her head tilted to one side. "I think I was too informal. Maybe I should have said something about those freaky whisker marks instead?"

A/N: No Sayuri, just keep your mouth shut sweetie. *pats Sayuri on the head* Now go play with your paint. Please review!