C is for Come Again?
Butters Stotch was sitting at the kitchen table, eating a yummy vanilla ice cream in a chocolate sprinkle cone. What he didn't notice was that it was dripping all over his new shirt, and he only found out when it was too late to just rinse it out with soap and water. Afraid that his parents might ground him, he quickly ran to his room to change his shirt, and then he ran to the nearest Laundromat to get it cleaned. On his way there, he bumped into a person who was eating a sandwich with extra mayo, which dripped all over the already dirty shirt.
"Awe shucks…" Butters said, and then he resumed walking to the Laundromat. As he was walking, someone (probably Cartman) flung the white stuff from a Cadbury egg at him (that's the yucky part) but Butters put the shirt up in front of his face, so the white stuff only hit his shirt. He frowned at the shirt, and then he continued his journey to the Laundromat. Finally, he got there and walked in, and he was relieved to find that there was almost no one there. He walked up to the counter and placed it on the counter.
"I stained my shirt." Butters said to the guy at the counter, whose nametag said 'Patrick'. Patrick raised his eyebrow at the little blonde.
"Come again?" Patrick asked. Butters blushed and began rubbing his knuckles together.
"Nope… just ice cream, mayo and the white stuff from the Cadbury eggs this time." Butters said timidly.