Marik: YAY!! SHYPUPPY'S BACK!! XD

Bakura: (Yawn) Jesus calm down Marik you woke me up from my nap!! Imma kill you!!

(Bakura gets up and graps a pillow)

Marik: No killing!! Anything but the face!! Really don't I just put a Noxema mask on..

Bakura: GRRR

Marik: EEEP!! (dials Ryou's number) (Ryou answers) OMG thank God you answered!! Bakura's trying to kill me!!

Ryou: ??? What did you do?

Marik: Hehe, I kinda sorta woke him up...from his nap

Ryou: ooooooo, I can't help you there

Marik:...what???

Ryou: Sorry dude, well anyways on with the story!! Go get him Bakura 3

Marik: NOOO!!

Chapter 3

Do I Really Want Him?

(Marik is taking a walk in the park with Bakura and Ryou)

Marik: Hey you guys, I've been thinking lately, maybe I kind of like Malik.

(Bakura, while holding Ryou's hand, busted out into a big grin)

Bakura: See!! I told you that you two are love birds! Now where's my money!?

Marik: You stupid son of an asshole, we didn't bet anything.

Ryou: Bakura, what have I told you about betting? Baby I thought you were done with that stuff.

(Bakura started looking guilty)

Bakura: I'm just kidding you two, damn take a chill pill. Especially you Mr. Paranoid Psycho- Wuss.

Marik: Hey, watch it!! I have ways of making you miserable.

Bakura: Like how? Try me.

Ryou: How about no more playing our dark bedroom games.

(Bakura turns towards Ryou with a sad and defeated face)

Bakura: Ryou, you wouldn't

Ryou: I would too

Bakura: PLEASE don't punish me like this. I'll stop kidding around. Just don't take away our play time!!

Marik: HAHA!! But anyways, I think I'm going to call him tonight.

Ryou: Good, you two would look cute together.

Marik: Dude, you've never even seen him before!! What the Hell!!

Ryou: I know enough to know that he's got your complexion

Marik: ??? What THE HELL?? WHY IS IT THAT IT"S YOU THAT FREAKS ME OUT WITH THAT SHIT??!!! GOD!!

Bakura: That should teach you not to wake me up!!

Marik: Ow!! I told you not to touch the face!! I had fuckin' Noxema on!!

Bakura: I know, but that just gave me more of an excuse to hit you!! Hehe

Marik: BIG MEANNIE!!

Bakura: (laughs) I know.. Well I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, =)

Marik: Yeah that's why you got embarrassed with Ryou!!

Bakura: Ya know what come here!! (bat in hand) I can help you get the rest of that Noxema off of your face!!

Marik: No no no no no..I-I-I got the rest. You can just put that bat back in the closet....where it should stay for eternity and never come near my face.....