NaNa

Story written by: madidi

Rating: M, later on… I'm supposedly going to write some steamy situations, happening between two men…

!!!SASUNARU!!! .. if someone wanted to know..

Summary: Uzumaki Naruto, 15, and Inuzuka Kiba, 17, are high school students and have been best friends since comprehensive school, having had both taken up the same hobby. Uchiha Sasuke, 27, is a successful businessman who owns many companies with his older brother Uchiha Itachi, 33. Haruno Sakura, 25, is a pitiful woman who has been in love with Uchiha Sasuke since they were little children and is now stuck in his house having had his children, who she has absolutely no feelings for and only wishes to get together with a not so rich and loving man. Uchiha Deidara, 29, formerly known as Kumo Deidara, is a young artistic man that happened to be in the right place at the right time, when Uchiha Itachi, his present-day husband lost his wife-to-be and was left to take care of their shared child. Hyuga Neji, 28, is the best friend of Uchiha Sasuke and is in love with a high school student. Hyuga Hinata, 20, is the younger cousin of Hyuga Neji and often takes care of the Uchiha children since she loves children but has not yet found the right man to have babies with. Uchiha Ippitsu (=a few lines, stroke of pen), 12, is the son of Uchiha Itachi and Hiromu Kagaya (deceased at the age of 20, giving birth to Uchiha Ippitsu) (kagayaku = to shine, to glitter, to sparkle) and adopted son to Uchiha Deidara. Uchiha Shisui, 5, the first-born son of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Shisui (deceased at the age of 15) the best friend and cousin to Uchiha Itachi, later turned to be his first love and even the first sexual attraction, after his death Uchiha Itachi met Hiromu Kagaya who tried to cheer him up when he was crying over his love's death, gave his name to Uchiha Sasuke's first son. Uchiha Chidori, 5, the twin sister of Uchiha Shisui, the daughter of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, gave her name to her father's most popular cloth-collection for women. Uchiha Sato, 1-year-and-9-months-old, the second-born son of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, the younger brother to Uchiha Shisui and Chidori.

The summer break is comingand all the schools are free for almost three months. Uchiha Itachi and Deidara, recently married, are going on a honeymoon that had been delayed for business reasons, and leave their son to the care of the younger Uchiha brother. Oh the Uchiha children have caused trouble again? The nanny left again? Well then it's seems that the Uchiha estate needs a new nanny! Don't worry our own little Mary Poppins addict is here!

This is my version of Mary Poppins (Disney, 1964), done with the help of the Naruto (Masashi Kishimoto)characters. It may not be very similar to the actual movie… *hmm.. *

Disclaimer: Uhm… I really don't own them as you can see above… Mary Poppins belongs to Disney… And… uhmm… Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto-sama(Hey! Who does he belong to exactly??!! ) A-aah… sorry I mean: Naruto belongs to Sasuke… and uuhm… Sasuke and everyone else belong to Masashi Kishimoto (psst… That means that Naruto also belongs to him…).

IF I really owned 'Naruto' as the series… I don't think that it would be, meant more for the male population than the women… since it's common-knowledge that YAOI (YAmete! Oshiri ga Itai! = Stop! My butt hurts!) is more interesting in women's opinion… hmm… Why is that..?

NaNa – Nanny Naruto – Namikaze Naruto
Chapter 3. – I have a chance to have you this time?

"Maaan!! What'd ya get Naru?" Yes, the two boys from yesterday were once again passing the neighborhood to return to their homes, just as loud. Naruto looked at his shaggy, brunet-haired friend, who was regarding his certification excitedly and trying to take a peek at his, which was neatly folded in two, in his left hand. Kiba was wearing a brown hoodie, which had golden dog-paw prints on it, a pair of light blue jeans that were ripped in the right knee and left shin and black sneakers. As for Naruto he was wearing the same clothes as yesterday: the orange and black gentleman hat, the orange short-sleeved dress shirt, the black suit jacket, the tight, black jeans ad of course the neon orange converses.
"Kiba as I've already told you I got straight A's from all the subjects that I had taken. Now Kiba, why don't you just forget school for the time being and concentrate on the peaceful feeling that it gives you, to know that tomorrow you don't have to go to that place. ~Look Kiba~Ain't it a gloorious day?~Right as a moorning in May.~I feel like Ii could fly.~Have you ever seen, the grass so green? Oor a bluuer skyy?~" Naruto ended his song, smiling at the sky that was clear of any clouds and adjusted his dark blue, tube-like sports bag, which had a white swirl painted on both end, on his right shoulder. Seeing the bag for the first time that day, Kiba stared at Naruto questioningly completely forgetting to start yelling at him for embarrassing him again, for the millionth time in his seventeen years of life.
"Hey man, why'd ya bring that bag with ya to school when we only had to stop by, there?" He asked and the blond turned, smiling at him but not saying anything. Kiba raised an eyebrow at this and continued walking.
"I don't think you had it at school..." Kiba muttered and Naruto hummed, grinning.
"Maybe I didn't." He then said and Kiba stopped again. He harrumphed and rolled his eyes.
"What maan ya still saying that shit?! Believe it already! You can't do those shit that she does in the movie!!"Kiba yelled at his friend and Naruto's smile faltered just a bit. Then he grinned at the brunet mischievously, his eyes getting a twinkle in them.
"Hey Kiba, let me see that certification of yours for a bit, okay?" Naruto said and snapped his fingers. Suddenly the paper that Kiba had been clenching in his own hands was in Naruto's left hand and he was looking at it interestedly. Kiba looked a little bit surprised. 'How did he take it so quickly?' But didn't think too much on it and started explaining to Naruto, why he had so bad grade in French. The brunet, however, didn't see the blond's own certification hovering in the air, following after them, even when they turned the next corner.

"So Sasuke-kun… Isn't it today that our nanny candidates are supposed to come to the interviews?" Haruno Sakura asked her partner as they sat at the mahogany kitchen table. She had just gotten up from bed and immediately noticed that her dearest Sasuke-kun wasn't in bed anymore, so she had gotten up, clothed herself in a pink satin negligee, over her pink satin nightgown that reminded more an evening dress than anything else, and after brushing her teeth, with a pink toothbrush, walked down the stairs into the kitchen. Once in there she had noticed that the cook had made them blueberry muffins, light fatty of course, pancakes to be eaten with syrup, strawberry jam or whip cream and she had even poured them some fresh orange juice. Sakura had sat at the table and at once a plateful of those delicacies was placed in front of her, on the table.
"Yes, I guess it is…" Uchiha Sasuke answered questioningly. Normally he wouldn't have said more than one word, if 'Hn' was considered as a word that is… But he had been in his own thoughts right there and had been surprised at the fact that he, himself, had actually forgotten the upcoming ordeal completely.
"Well then Sasuke-kun, should you not get yourself dressed? It's already past eleven. The kids are coming home soon and the interviews are also arranged to start around one." The pink-haired, young woman said casually and watched a little amused as her common-law husband downright ran from the kitchen scarcely avoiding spilling his un-finished coffee. 'What's gotten into him?'

"Well then I'm off!" Naruto grinned at his best friend as he waved his right hand and the orange umbrella in his left hand. Naruto had walked to Kiba's place where they played some Playstation and eaten some snacks that Kiba's sister, Hana had baked. Kiba looked at the blond wonderingly and noticed the rain blocker for the first time that day.
"Now I'm sure that he didn't have that before…" The brunet muttered and Naruto glanced at his left hand that held the umbrella. Kiba watched as his blond friend seemed to be thinking about answering between two different things. After a moment of pondering, Naruto looked up at his brunet friend and smiled slightly, apologetically.
" Uhm… This, I forgot it at your place the last time, I was here so I decided to take it home this time…" He said quietly, raising the umbrella slightly and then shrugging both of his shoulders. Kiba could tell that his friend had lied just now. But then again he couldn't count on himself to having believed his foxy friend if he had told him that, no, he didn't have it with him, it just magically appeared in his hand when he wished for it to do that. He had never believed it before. So why would have he believed it this time? Kiba knew that his friend was telling the truth whenever he told him that he did magic, or whatever it was. But Kiba had made a point for himself, to not believe anything that was too unnatural for his brains. 'I mean who wouldn't have seen that paper floating in the air today? Or the car stopping just before crashing into that pole yesterday? Or the math's home work that he had forgotten home on his kitchen table, yes Kiba had seen it and decided to prank his friend by not reminding him to take it with him, appearing into his hand with a snap of his fingers three days ago at school? Who wouldn't?!' Kiba felt like crying, but preferred to do it after his friend had left.
"Oh…" He answered his friend, keeping his tears at bay. Naruto looked at him smiling but he could see in his blond friend's eyes the worry and concern for himself and he felt it even stronger, the need to cry. 'Naruto never cries. Someone has to do it for him…'
"Well then, I'll be at your home door at eleven in the morning tomorrow!!" Kiba yelled, grinning widely, his longer than normal canine teeth showing proudly. Naruto grinned back at his friend showing his own canines that were a little shorter than Kiba's but still longer than people normally had.
"Sorry Kiba but you can't do that!!" He yelled grinning from ear to ear. Kiba looked at him shocked.
"WHAAT?! Why can't I do that?!" He screamed looking at the blond, petrified. Naruto opened his eyes that had closed as his grin was so wide, and started waving his hands frantically, his own eyes doubling in their size.
"Noo! Kiba, it's not like that!!" He yelled taking his friend by his shoulders. Kiba calmed down at the second that Naruto's warm and small hands touched him, even through the cloth of his brown hoodie. Naruto smiled at him a bit sheepishly and let go of his shoulders, Kiba felt the miss immediately.
"It's just that I'm gonna get a summer job. The interview's today…" Naruto explained quietly, still feeling awful for making his friend think that he wasn't allowed to see him anymore. Kiba let out a little smile of his own and patted the shorter, by head, boy on his head. 'He's always so caring… Gosh! He has so silky hair…' Kiba started to lean his head lower, towards his best friend. Realizing what he was about to do he jumped slightly backwards and turned his head away from those sinfully beautiful blue orbs that were looking at him questioningly.
"Uh… Yeah? Good luck with that… Uhm see ya…" He said and watched as Naruto was about to say something but decided to rather walk out of the door and leave him to his thoughts. Kiba closed the door silently and laid his head against the reddish brown wood. He breathed in a couple of times and slid onto the floor, leaning heavily onto the door, the both of his hands on either side of his head as his hot forehead laid against the sweetly cold surface. 'Naruto always leaves coldness after him. Why wouldn't it be cold after the sun had gone…'
"God I love him…" He whispered as the salty drops fell onto his light blue jeans and the floor underneath him.

An hour later as Inuzuka Hana came down the stairs to get a glass of lemonade so that she could continue reading the book she had gotten into really deep, she saw his younger brother lying on the floor by their backdoor, having cried himself to sleep. She couldn't help shedding a few tears herself, at his brother's pathetic state. 'It's Naru-chan again, huh…'

As the cars flew by people could hear a quiet voice singing to itself as the person that owned the angelic voice, was seen walking towards the Hogake-street.
"~Eaarly eeach daay to the steps of Saint Paaul's, the littlee oold biird womann commes.~In heer oown special waay to the peeople shee caalls, comme, buy my baags full of cruumbs.~" Naruto was looking at the sky and saw some birds flying in a formation. A passing mother, pushing prams, looked at him and smiled a little. Naruto turned to her just in time to notice her smiling at him and smiled a little smile for her as well. Then he turned his head down and looking at his orange converses continued his singing dreamily.
"~Comme feed the little biirds, show theem you caare.~And yoou'll be glaad iif yoou dooo.~Their youngg oones aare hungryy, their neests aare soo baare…~" He stopped singing as he noticed that he was standing in front of the house he was going to, the Uchiha estate.
"Quite magnificent if I may say…" He said, still dreamily as he took in the huge front garden and the gates that were made of black steel, bent artistically into different kinds of curves and shapes. Here he also happened to notice that he wasn't the only one staring at the gates, waiting to be let in, there were women of all ages and looks, waiting to be the nanny for the Uchiha kids it seems. The women were babbling among themselves and didn't even notice him arriving. He looked at his left wrist, where there was a silver watch, women's watch, it was said to belong to his mother, and saw that it was already past one o'clock. He glanced at the women and then at the gate. No one was looking… He opened his orange umbrella and as no one was looking the Uzumaki boy flew over the high gates with his rain blocker. He landed on the other side of the gates and started walking towards the front door. No one was looking…

"Ne, ne… Cousin Ippitsu, did you see that?" The little Uchiha girl asked her older cousin as the four kids living in the Uchiha estate were watching the weird horde of nannies below, at their gates. The four children were all now staring unblinkingly at the boy with lots of orange and black.
"You mean if I saw him fly over our gates… With an umbrella?" Uchiha Ippitsu asked. He was already twelve… He could not believe what the other boy just did! It was impossible!! The younger Uchiha siblings nodded their heads and stared at the stranger as he neared the doors to the house. They could now see him clearly and the littlest of the Uchihas, Sato, pointed at the stranger, smiling proudly.
"Wousy zeekz, wousy zeekz!!" He screamed excitedly, clapping his little hands together and giggling cutely. Ippitsu turned to look at his youngest cousin and after grasping the words that the youngest had said, turned back to look at the weird boy, to check the matter. He got a glimpse of the boy's facial features just as this was going out of their sight. He gave a little grin and blushed a bit as he had memorized the face of the stranger. 'Wauh… He is cute…'
"Sato is right! He does have rosy cheeks!!" He said loudly.

"Sasuke-kun, shouldn't the candidates be l-" Haruno Sakura started saying, as she came into the living room, but stopped abruptly as she saw her common-law husband sitting in an armchair, sleeping. She rolled her eyes and walked to their main door, putting her pink stilettos on and taking her pink dancer's purse and her car keys, she opened the door and almost got pounded by a small slightly feminine fist. After the shock had run out, she finally looked at the person standing before her. It was a boy, around Itachi's kid's age, is all she noticed, well besides that the boy was really… pretty. The boy smiled sheepishly and lowered his hand, un fisting it in the process. He was about to extend his hand towards her, to maybe introduce himself to her, nut she walked past him thinking that Ippitsu's friends would be able to let themselves in, as they supposedly knew where the boy's room was.

Uchiha Sasuke opened his eyes slowly, getting used to the bright light of the day, seeping through the windows. He sat up and realized that he had most likely fallen asleep in the armchair, waiting for the clock's hands to read one o'clock. He turned to the grandfather clock on his right, to see the time.
"Shit! It's already half past one…" He muttered to himself as he immediately became angry at his supposed common-law wife, for not waking him up. This brought the matter of dumping the Haruno at hand again. He sighed loudly and was startled by the sound of the front door closing in the hall. He heard steps coming nearer and nearer, and for some reason, he was holding his breath, like he knew that something revolutionary was about to occur.
"You are mister Uchiha, are you not?"
There he was. A live and sparkling. The perfectly divine voice… The perfectly golden hair… The perfectly white teeth, surrounded by the perfectly pink and plump lips, smiling sweetly at him… The perfectly clear blue eyes… The perfectly tanned skin… It was all here… He was here… Standing in his own living room, the angel-boy who he had been dreaming of since that one day, who he had jerked off on just the previous night, was. 'Oh. My. God.'

END OF CH.3

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