Chapter 3: Collapse of the soviets
Harry woke up early the next morning, burst into head master Sauron's office, and saw a curious sight; Sauron was sitting on a throne, but next to him was a pale man, with long greasy hair and pale skin that was whispering things into Sauron's ear. It was none other than Vladimir Lenin.
Harry screamed 'HOLY FUCK' and a green bolt of lightning killed him, thus the Soviet Union collapsed and Hogwarts was saved.
THE END….