(orz sorry if this get OOC or anything ... I need sleep ...)
-Ask the Italia Brothers-
N. Italy: Ciao, friends~! We find a loooot of letters at our door today and we're so happy!
S. Italy: Fuck that! I couldn't finish my siesta 'cuz we gotta answer these damn letters …
N. Italy: Oh it's not so bad, fratello. It is super fun and you know it~!
S. Italy: Bull. -pouts and folds arms-
N. Italy: -looks concerned at his brother- Ve … -gets happy again- Let go to the questions! Andiamo~!
Oh oh I wanna ask a question? Ok um here I go
Italy how do you feel knowing that the youngest of the Allies both in country and human age gives most of the orders aka Alfred ordering China to attack Germany and Japan, he's younger then you, did you know that?
N. Italy: Ve, I know. -smile- He's a very young nation, but soooo scary!
S. Italy: Ugh, and cocky and annoying as all hell and a lot of other bad stuff …
N. Italy: I was sad when he made China hurt Germany and Japan … they're my friends and I was scared for them, even though they were acting sooo brave! But thankfully, he didn't hurt me like I asked~
also Romano did you ever use your Mafia to pick on America during the twenties (I wouldn't blame you if you did ^^)
S. Italy: Heh heh … good times … Well, I did 'forget' to tell America about them coming to his house, but I never really made them do anything. They don't listen to me! They're scary as hell!
N. Italy: Poor fratello … -hugs-
S. Italy: Eh? What are you doing, stupid brother?
N. Italy: AHH! DON'T HIT ME! Next question, ve!
First off, Hola! ((Lovino, I know you understood that))
S. Italy: -angry blush-
N. Italy: Ciao~! =¬=
1) My school took Italian off of the curiculum because it cost too much money D: I'm sad about it because I really wanted to learn it, can I has a hug?
S. Italy: What the hell? Your school is full of BASTARDS, got that? Everyone should learn Italian!
N. Italy: Whaaaa? Poor friend … -hug- You can come to our house and learn! Then after class, we can make pasta and take siestas~!
2) How did you guys get your curls? Were you just born with it or do you style it that way? Because I really want one!
N. Italy: Ve … I don't remember …
S. Italy: I think we were born with it or some shit like that. I can't remember ever getting it either, it was just … there. But you don't want one! O_O
N. Italy: Ha~ They feel funny when you tug them~ I like it!
S. Italy: -looks horrified- … Perverted stupid brother …
3) For Feleciano: When France taught you what.. -ahem- intercourse was, did he actually.. SHOW you what it was? Or just told you?
S. Italy: He did WHAT?
N. Italy: Ve, he just told me … but he was veeery detailed with it. O.O
S. Italy: -even MORE horrified- And you ask why I stay away from that bastard?
N. Italy: It wasn't bad, fratello, just France-nii-chan being France-nii-chan!
S. Italy: EXACTLY! -scarred for life-
4) Are you guys virgins?
N. Italy: I am~! I like pretty pretty girls, but it's a sin to have sex before being married, yup yup …
S. Italy: ...
N. Italy: How 'bout you, fratello?
S. Italy: ...
N. Italy: Ve? Fratello?
S. Italy: … Well, it was just … I really really liked them, okay? The girls were very pretty …
N. Italy: … -understands- YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN?
S. Italy: … No … If you make this a big deal, I fucking swear, stupid brother …
N. Italy: Don't hit me~~! - cowards, then grabs rosary in room and put it on Romano, cowarding again afterwards-
S. Italy: =.=" …. -looks at screen- What? Moving on ...
5) What time is it in Italy right now?
N. and S. Italy: 12:42 in the afternoon.
N. Italy: Yup. I'm hungry ... I should make pasta later~!
6) I lost the game..
S. Italy: DAMNIT! I hate you, you damn bastard!
N. Italy: Ve? What game …? I wanna play!
S. Italy: You're playing it now, bastard. And you just lost … like me.
N. Italy: Whaa? …... -tears up-
7)Do you guys play Super Mario? I've had that game since I was a toddler and I still havent beat it...
N. Italy: Hey~! That's Japan's game, right? I played it once but then a scary monster came on the screen and I ran …
S. Italy: Ew, one of Japan's games? Hell no! I hate his crap ...
N. Italy: Wait, but weren't you playing Super Mario for three whole da—
S. Italy: SHUT UP! -goes to tackle N. Italy-
N. Italy: WAAAAHHH! GERMANYYY!
Germany: -sternly- Nien, Romano! Not today.
S. Italy: -ready to pounce- Eh, potato bastard? Where did you come from?
Germany: I really don't trust you two can be left to answer questions, so I'm here to moniter you two.
S. Italy: We don't need you and you're potato bastard-ly self watching us!
Germany: -cocks eyebrow-
N. Italy: Ve~ Yaaay, Germany's staying! -to screen- You should send him questions too!
S. Italy: Wah? Hell no, this our show, not that potato freak's!
N. Italy: But I know lots of people have questions for him too, so if he's here, then he should answer them! Right, Germany?
Germany: Well, Italy, I'm just here to watch after you two …
N. Italy: Okay! -to screen- Send questions to him too!
Germany: Wait, Ita—
S. Italy: Ah, fuck it! Moving on!
8) Fuhgetaboutit. :3
N. and S. Italy: -heads tilt to the side-
N. Italy: Fuhgetaboutwhat?
S. Italy: Dumbasses … Next!
9) Lovino, why are you like... so mean to Spain? He's really nice and tries to give you everything he can. I'll say, sometimes you can be a bit spoiled, you don't clean after yourself and you yell at him for no reason... That's no way to treat someone who gives you so much!
S. Italy: I'm not mean! That bastard deserves it! -angry blush- He's a perv and he thinks he owns me and he always so damn happy and… and … -angrier blush-
N. Italy: Fratello just has a hard time showing what's inside … I know he loves Spain a whoooole lot! You can see it by how he acts~
S. Italy: Grr, why you little bas — wait a second -to screen- Did you just call me spoiled, you shit? He's -points to a cowering N. Italy- spoiled! Getting all the talent and the trade and the arts … what do I get? Poverty and crime! That's not "spoiled", you bastard!
N. Italy: B-but you have tomatoes …
S. Italy: Too bad everyone too much of a bastard not to relish how wonderful they are … -sulk-
N. Italy: Eh ... -tenderly pats Romano's back-
10) Feleciano, why was Austria mean to you? it's not like you ever did anything to him and You did as you were told D:
N. Italy: Austria wasn't mean, just reeeally really strict … and scary!
Maybe you and Lovino should have switched bosses.
Anyway, thats all I got. CIAO~
~WoofJenko
N. Italy: Me with Spain? That would be fun! =¬=
S. Italy: -silently glares at N. Italy- He's … not your type … o-of boss, I mean! -pouts and blushes-
N. Italy: But he's nice and always happy~! We get along well no—
S. Italy: Ciao, WoofJenko! -super blush- Next question, andiamo …
Ciao Italia's~
Come stai?
N. Italy: Ciao! Molto bene, grazie!
S. Italy: Hmph. Cosi cosi …
To the real questions~
Romano... Why are you so mean to Spain-nii~? It's not nice to call people tomato bastards~!
S. Italy: Damn it, I'm not mean to that tomato bastard! He deserves every word of it. -angry blush-
N. Italy: Ve~ -giggles and wags eyebrows to screen-
S. Italy: -see N. Italy do this- ...Wh-what was that for?
Italia~
I only have one this to say before I ask anything.
You are AdORABLE!
N. Italy: -giggle- Grazie!
Now to the question...
What are your feelings toward Germany-san?
N. Italy: Oh, Germany? I love him! A whole lot, of course. He's my best friend!
S. Italy: And he's a potato bastard …
N. Italy: Aw, fratello, he's not that bad~!
S. Italy: You just think that because he's got you brainwashed. All those potato are getting in your head!
N. Italy: B-but … Germany is ni—
S. Italy: Is a bastard!
Germany: Uh … Can you not talk about me when I'm right outside the door? -.-"
S. Italy: Maybe you should leave our house then, freak. -glare-
Germany: …... -sigh- I'll be outside the door...
N. Italy: Okay~ -runs and give him a quick hug-
S. Italy: -turns head and growls-
Arrivederci~
~RaveBunny864~
N. Italy:Ciaaaao~!
S. Italy: Ciao, bastard …
N. Italy: Next question, now~! Whoohoo!
HI IM FOX AND YES IM A CUTE GIRL (well thats what my mama says)
N. Italy: You're a pretty girl? Well, Ciao bella!
S. Italy: Finally … not a bastard. Ciao, bellissima. -slight smile-
Romano do you like Holland i mean he did save you when you almost drowned
S. Italy: Well … actually, he's not that bad. -blush-
N. Italy: Whaaa? A guy isn't bad to you?
S. Italy: Shut up! I … respect him. He didn't like the tomato bastard so he left, and I gotta respect him for that …
N. Italy: Awww~ Fratello has a rolemodel other than Spain~!
S. Italy: YOU— -almost lunges, then sees Germany- I hate you … all of you guys …
N. Italy: I love you all~~! =¬=
Feliciano HRE or Germany
N. Italy: Waaah! Not nice! That's another hard question~
S. Italy: HRE? Who the hell is that bastard …?
N. Italy: -blushes- Holy Roman Empire. He was … my first love …
S. Italy: Whaaa? Where was I when this happened?
N. Italy: We were both seperated by different bosses …
S. Italy: -shoked- M-my fretello … found amore? Damn it, no one tells me shit!
N. Italy: -to screen- I would have to choose … Germany. I really loved Holy Roman Empire but it would be selfish to wish him back just because of that … I'm happy with him as a cheerful memory. -smile- Germany is such a lonely person ... don't you think he needs love, ne?
S. Italy: Pssh …Next question.
Oh, questions for the cutist twins ever. Awe you two are so cute.
N. Italy: Grazie! -big smile-
S. Italy: -blush- I'm not 'cute', you bastard!
Ok first, Feli, why is it that you always get so worried that Germany doesn't like you because of something you did do quickly?
N. Italy: Well because he's my best friend and really the only one who doesn't try to hurt me. I don't wanna lose that ...
S. Italy: And because he's becoming a brainwashed honorary potato bastard … -glares at door- GIVE ME BACK MY BROTHER, YOU FREAK!
Germany: -walks in- Will you please stop talking about me?
N. Italy: Ve, fratello that's not nice~!
S. Italy: Well, the truth ain't always nice!
Germany: I give up ... -storms out-
N. Italy: Ve, let's just move on …
S. Italy: The truth still stands!
Second, Romano, why don't you just admit your feelings for Spain already? You two would be the sexiest couple ever. Stop being so shy.
S. Italy: -angry blush and shaking- …
N. Italy: Ve … fratello …?
S. Italy: -sighs angrily- First off, you shit, I hate him. Period. Second, I'M NOT BEING DAMN SHY! … AND WE WOULD NOT BE SEXY!
Spain: Oh, Lovi, stop denying~ You love me!
N. Italy: Spain! =¬=
Spain: Ita-chan! '¬'
S. Italy: TOMATO BASTARD? Why are you here?
Spain: I … don't know. But you're happy about it, right? '¬'
S. Italy: NO! GET OUT, YOU BASTARD!
Spain: I knew you loved it~! -hugs him-
S. Italy: G-g-get off of me, you idiot bastard!
N. Italy: Let's move on~!
Third, Romano is there anyone who you aren't mean to because I would like to know about nice Lovi.
S. Italy: Well I'm nice to pretty girls, but too bad I'm usually not surrounded by any. -glares at Spain-
Spain: Oh no Lovi, you're nice when I do this~! -tugs on curl-
S. Italy: What are you doing you tomato bas … -dazed look- Chigigigi …
Spain: See~? This is nice Lovi! He makes a funny noise and then get all quiet! He's so cuuute!
N. Italy: -pokes dazed Romano- … Fratello?
Thanks for your time and don't stop being adorable.
N. Italy: Ve, Ciaaao! We won't!
S. Italy: -still dazed-
Spain: Shhh … he's being nice ... -pets hair-
**5 minutes and a Romano raeg-out later**
*giggles hysterically* Thank you for answering my questions~
Be happy,guys. I have no questions. But,then again...My "creative" mind might think of some questions again~ :D
: Nessun problema~! We loved to do it~!
S. Italy: Pshh … -pouts at the side- And tell that 'creative mind' to shut the hell up before it wants to pipe up again, kay?
N. Italy: No~! -to screen- Send in any questions you have!
S. Italy: You just keep egging this on, stupid brother!
N. Italy: Well, fratello we're supposed to! Our fans want to know~
S. Italy: Damn fanbastards ...
Now I have something to annoy Lovi~ :D *gets shot* Yeah. LOVILOVILOVI! :D
S. Italy: -angry blush- -twitch- I really … really hate you.
N. Italy: No he doesn't~!
Whuuut. Spain. O RLY? 8D
S. Italy: … What's that supposed to mean, eh?
Are you denying? xDD Nah,I don't want to get on your nerves~...Or do I~? And,Roma-Lovi...Figure what a fangirl is yourself. xD
S. Italy: Denying what, you bastard? -angry blush-
N. Italy: -giggles- Fratello looks funny … keep sending questions to him! 8D
S. Italy: Wh-what, you idiot bastard? BOTH of you are annoying! Especially you -points to screen- … fanbastard.
N. Italy: Ve … Hey, that's a fangirl!
S. Italy: What, stupid bastard?
N. Italy: What you call a fanbastard is actually a fangirl, ve~!
S. Italy: Nooooooo … a fanbastard is a fanbastard. A fangirl is … I don't know and don't fucking care anymore! -turns away- Stupid bastard …
to Author-san: Stop with the ItalyxGermany fanservice! *blushes a heck lot*
I want Spamano. *shot by Ro-Lovi. xD*
[MMH: Hehe, it was RIGHT there! XD /shot]
N. and S. Italy: -heads tilt to the side-
N. Italy: Ve … Spamano?
S. Italy: What the hell … ugh, dumbass, next question!
Hola
Como estas?
(I hurt my pinkie so be happy that I'm writing you this, it-its not like I wanted to send you anything! -blushes-)
-cough-
N. Italy: Ciaaaaaao~! Molto bene! ... Hey, fratello, she looks like she comes from Spain's house!
S. Italy: -blush and glare- Ugh, another tomato bastard … Ciao … -grumble-
N. Italy:Oh no! You hurt your pinkie? I know that really hurts … Torna presto in forma! Eat some pasta~! It always make me feel better!
So anyway how are you? I have more questions for Lovi (and no amount of threatening, cursing, or praying will make me call you something else) some are innocent and some...not so much...-russia's grin-
S. Italy: -headdesk- God, I hate you fanbastards so much …
N. Italy: -giggles- But, fratello, everyone loves you~!
S. Italy: -growls-
N. Italy: AHH! DON'T HIT ME! -hides-
1) What do you think about Spain (Antonio)?
S. Italy: For the last damn time, I HATE THAT TOMATO BASTARD! -blush- I already said why ...
N. Italy: -giggles-
S. Italy: -turn to N. Italy fast- I will KILL you, fratello!
N. Italy: WAH! GERMA—
S. Italy: Che cazzo? I haven't even done anything yet!
2) You always call him a tomato bastard, is that his special nickname that you can only call him?
S. Italy: -tomato red and eye twitching-
N. Italy: … Fra—
S. Italy: No, it's not my damn 'special nickname' for him. I call him tomato bastard because he IS a tomato bastard! Callin' them how I see 'em.
3) Now, how do you really feel about him? Do you love him?
S. Italy: -even redder and shaking a little- NO, NO, FUCK NO! MAMMA MIA!
4) Ok nice try, now be honest. We all know you're saying you hate him but that really means you love him and would love to get into his pants (You agreed to his proposal).
S. Italy: -stops fuming- …
N. Italy: Ve, you did~? Yaaay! Fratello is getting married~!
S. Italy: SHUT UP, YOU STUPID BASTARD!
N. Italy: AAAAAH! -hides-
5) Why do you always curse? You're handsome, funny, are a great pick pocketer, not ditsy, naive, make wonderful tomatoes, I just don't understand why you feel the need to curse everyone out. True there are some people that deserve it, but not everyone. It makes you look mean, but it also shows that you're insecure about letting people get to actually see the soft side of you...
S. Italy: …
N. Italy: -out of hiding- Ve~ You're a smart person! =¬=
S. Italy: … Fratello! Get out of here! … F-for a sec, 'k-kay?
N. Italy: Ve …? But why—
S. Italy: Just get the fuck out! -fake lunges-
N. Italy: WAAAAAAAAH! GERMANYYYY! -runs out-
S. Italy: -snarls- D-dumb bastard … -turns solemn- Okay … What I say here does NOT leave this room, got it all you bastards? -sighs- I-I … I dunno what to say. - annoyed blush- I-it's hard, k-kay? I'm not a lovey-dovey person with a lot of people like my brother, okay? You gotta fucking problem about that? … S-scusa, I just … -quietly- T-the words keep me safe, you know? Being a nation with all these guys is not an easy thing … I-I can't let them know everything about me like my stupid brother can. And grazie. Not a lot of people tell me those things ... -looks away-
6) Are you afraid people are going to use you? That they'll walk all over you? That they just want your inheritance?
S. Italy: … -still looking away, eyes a little watery- S-sì … Mi scusi. -goes offscreen-
**5 minutes later**
S. Italy: -returns, eyes a little red- Y-yeah … moving on …
7) Do you dance? I've heard your singing (I love your songs! ^^) but it would be soo cool to know if you can do the Salsa (this is just curiosity I'm not a stalker, I live in Florida I can't afford tickets to Italy even if I wanted to)
S. Italy: -grins a bit- Yeah, a bit … and yeah, I know the Salsa. Damn tomato bastard ... ¬_¬ H-how did you here me singing, you ba— … Well, how did you hear me singing? -blush- -trying not to cuss out nice fan-
I hope you don't hate me because of the questions, honestly I really like you a lot as a character. I think you gave up on yourself to fast and have a lot of hidden talents. Stop comparing yourself to others because you need to notice the different talents and skills you have and work on them. So don't hate me, just curse me out like you would with any other freaky fan I don't mind at least you answered my questions -smiles politely-.
S. Italy: Grazie mille. -looks down and scratches head- Y-yeah, no one really ever said anything like this to me … the pretty girls tell me I'm cute and say they love me, yeah, but those always mean nothing in the morning. Grazie … -grins a bit- When you get money, come to Italy, South Italy first. You're welcome here.
A tomato for your troubles -gives a ripe tomato-.
S. Italy: *^* A … a tomato? -grabs it and craddles it- You're very welcome here!
As for Feli...
S. Italy: Oi! Idiot bastard! -back to himself =.=-
N. Italy: Ne~? Done, fratello? What was that abo—
S. Italy: Just answer your damn questions!
N. Italy: Va bene~! =¬=
1) Have you noticed the similarity between Doitsu and the Holy Roman Empire, ever thought they were the same people?
N. Italy: Ve … hmm, they do look the same, don't they~ And sound the same and are in the same location …
S. Italy: YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH THE POTATO FREAK?
N. Italy: Aaah! I don't know!
S. Italy: You better find out quick, you bastard! -curls fists-
N. Italy: WAAAAAAAAH! GERMANYYYY!
Germany: -barges in door- -military voice- Genug! This is the LAST review today! You two cannot be trust together any longer! After this, say goodbye to the veiwers and pick up tomorrow! NO QUESTIONS!
N. and S. Italy: -cowering-
Germany: You shall answer this questions WITHOUT FIGHTING. Understood?
N. and S. Italy: -nod-
Germany: Gut. Proceed. -walks out-
S. Italy: -after Germany is outside- FUCK YOU, POTATO BASTARD!
N. Italy: V-ve … We should listen to Germany … moving on …
2) What up with the futbol tournament?
N. Italy: It was sad that we didn't make it … but at least the two people me and fratello love made 1st and 3rd!
S. Italy: Wh-what do you mean by that, you bastard? I don't love either of 'em!
N. Italy: -giggles-
S. Italy: … What do mean by THAT?
3) Before you joined with Germany you were annoyed/mad at him for beating up France and said that you would get back at him...but then you wanted to be his friend. Why? Where is the logic here?
S. Italy: Like I said, BRAINWASH. That potato freak's been doing it ever since he meet my stupid brother!
N. Italy: No~! … I really don't know why. =¬= He just seemed nicer than I thought~
S. Italy: Che cazzo—No one fucking listens to me, dammit!
For both:
1) Apocalypse Island, have you heard about it?
N. Italy: Ve … There's an Apocalypse Island? DON'T SEND ME THERE!
S. Italy: No, dumbass, it's a movie!
N. Italy: WAAA—Whaa? How do you know?
S. Italy: -blushes and clears throat- I watched at … someone's house … for a date.
N. Italy: Ve~ Who? Was she a pretty girl~?
S. Italy: -blush and looks down- It was … Spain … I'm just using the word he used for it! N-not because I wanna, b-but it's j-just easier a-and so … Just shut up, stupid brother! Before you say ANYTHING!
N. Italy: -confused- Ve …?
S. Italy: Oh nevermind. ¬_¬ Dumbass bastard.
2) N. Korea, China, and US, the current situation, don't you think this will lead to a war that might be a way to try to take out one of China's biggest trading allies and hopefully start a chain reaction that will bring down China's monopoly?
N. Italy: I don't know … let's hope not, va bene? Those three are reeeeeally scary, and don't want another war in the world. Plus, it would be terrible if that happened to China, even if he's scary!
S. Italy: I'd rather not see another war now … so I gotta agree with my stupid brother for once.
Adios, lo siento para mi preguntas.
S. Italy: No hay problema.
N. Italy: Whaaaa? You know Spanish?
S. Italy: Well what do you expect, dumbfuck? I lived with SPAIN!
N. Italy: Oh yeah~ But you remembered it?
S. Italy: … I-it has a ring … -blush- j-just shut up already, you bastard!
N. Italy: Okay~! That's the last of our questions for today anyway … according to Germany …
S. Italy: Thank God … -gets up and walks out- I need another nap. All these damn fanbastards wear me out …
N. Italy: Ve~ Keep sending more and more questions! Ciaaaaaaao~! -smiles and waves-
I couldn't put all the reviews in just one ... I would have never updated. orz
A/N: On a serious note, I would really like to tell Florida Tiffany (anon person) that her letter really touched me. Romano is my 2nd favorite character and the one I most relate to, so basically, your letters kinda pulled a little on my own heartstrings too and made me think. Thank you so much. Plus, I love how you really see the real Romano, and you understand the very reason of why I love him so very much. So kudos to you and an honorary giant virtual cookie~~!
(Hurr, now let's see how many people send Lovi heartfelt questions to get a reaction like that from him again. XD)
Keep sending and don't forget to not hold back! :D