The Real World
Chapter 3: You're not my mother!
Disclaimer: I do not own Minecraft or the Mobtalker mod.
When I woke up, the first thing I saw was Andr's face. I remembered she was holding me, but I didn't want to wake her up, so I decided to wait.
Luckily for me, she started to wake up around five minutes later.
When I she looked me in my eyes, I started to blush slightly. Andr smirked at me.
"Morning sleepyhead." Andr said.
"Morning." I said.
I got out of bed asked Andr if I could change here this time.
"Just don't look okay?"
"Okay."
"Promise?"
"Maybe.."
So I started changing when I saw Andr looking through her fingers.
"Andr?" She quickly closed the gaps between her fingers.
"What were you doing?"
"Uhh.. Nothing."
I didn't really care about it, but I still felt my face flushing a little bit red. I finished changing and decided to ask Andr why she was looking.
"Hey Andr, why were you looking?"
"I.. Uhh.. I don't really know."
"..."
"Are you mad at me?" She said, looking kind of scared.
"Well, uhh.. yes, but no."
"What?"
"I'm not really mad, it was just kind of strange." I guess she was happy that I wasn't mad, because she tackled me to the ground and hugged me.
"Andr? Can you get of me now?"
"Just a little longer. Please?"
"Fine."
But then Kai decided to walk in.
"Morning lovebirds." Kai said.
Andr quickly stood up and had a face like a tomato, I felt my face doing the same. Kai stood there, leaning against the wall, smirking.
"Couldn't you knock?" I half yelled.
"I didn't know you were in the middle of a cuddling session." My face got even more red. "Get out already. Just go downstairs, we'll come in a little bit."
"Yes sir." Kai went downstairs, probably with Cupa.
I wanted to talk to Andr about some things.
"Hey Andr?"
"Huh?"
"Why did you.. like.. you know.. want to cuddle with me?" I said as I blushed a little again.
"I.. Uhh.. I-I don't know how to say this.."
"How to say what?"
"I-Uhh.. I don't really want to tell you.. Yet."
"Okay, well if you don't want to that's your choice. What's not your choice, is that we're going downstairs with Kai and probably Cupa." Andr simply nodded and we walked down the stairs.
When we were there Cupa came rushing over at Andr and hugged her. I was surprised by this.
"Uhh.. Cupa?"
"Yes?"
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Hugging Andr." She answered.
"I can see that bu-"
"Why do you ask if you already know?" I didn't know how to answer that one. So I just walked over to a chair and sad down, thinking of what to do next.
"Kai?"
"What?"
"School's starting in a couple of days."
"Yes, I know."
"Well, what are we going to do with Cupa and Andr?" I saw Kai was surprised by this question.
"We're going to take them with us of course." He said.
"Of course?"
"What do you want to do with them? Leave them here?" I thought about that and decided that that wasn't too good of an idea.
"So how are we going to get them in?"
"I didn't think that far ahead yet. But we should probably start by filling in the forms to get them in."
"Alright, but what if people ask how they know us?"
"Umm... We could say they're good friends that have just moved in with us, but I'm not sure how we explain why they'd move in with us."
"Maybe because their parents had to do something for their work and they are now here for the coming.. Days.. Weeks.. Months."
It was strange to think about how long Andr and Cupa were going to be here with us.
"Yeah that's a good idea. I'll go get the forms then." Kai said.
"I'll make sure to tell the girls and explain what a school is." I told Kai.
"Oh that's simple, just say it's like the nether."
"Yeah yeah, funny. Get those papers already."
"Okay, Okay. Calm down." And so Kai went out to get the papers.
Now I'm searching for Cupa and Andr, but couldn't find them.
"Andr? Cupa?"
"BOO!"
"AHHHH!"
"Hahahaha! The look on your face!"
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" I screamed. Andr flinched, but was still smiling.
"Sorry, but it really needed to happen." Andr said.
"Yeah totally. Where's Cupa."
"She's in the.. Shower." She said the word 'shower' with disgust. I know endermen hate water, but not THAT bad.
"You really hate water, don't you?"
"Yeah, duhh."
"Have you ever tried touching it?"
"N-no. And I'm not trying either."
"Oh come on. Pleeeeaaaaasssssseeee?"
"No."
"I'll buy more chocolate cookies."
"How many?"
"Uhh.. Ten?"
"Hmmm.. Maybe. But you're going to help, and if it hurts, you'll buy twenty chocolate cookies instead of ten."
"Deal." Just when we were done talking, Cupa came down the stairs.
"Hey Cupa?"
"Yo." She tried sounding cool, but it didn't really work. It just sounded funny.
"I have to tell you and Andr something. Multiple things actually."
"What things?" Andr asked.
"Let's start with the first. Have you ever heard of a school?" Cupa and Andr looked at eachother with a questioning expression before Cupa answered me.
"Not really." That's fair enough I guess.
"Well, it's like a place where you learn things, and there's a lot of other people there too."
"I hate it already." Andr said.
I couldn't help but hold in a laugh because of this. But Cupa's reaction was different.
"Ooh, I want to learn things. What am I going to learn? Tell me so I can be the smartest creeper-person in the world!" Cupa stated.
"Uh, a lot of things, though most of them aren't that fun. You sit in a chair and listen and write stuff."
"That sounds boring. And you wouldn't learn a lot from that."
"Well you do, but only if you pay attention. Me and Kai always sit next to eachother, so we don't have to listen to the boring things the teacher has to tell and usually just talk with eachother."
"But then you wouldn't learn anything right?"
"I suppose not, but we don't really care."
"You probably should."
"You're not my mother."
"I will be from now on!" Cupa said.
"Andr please help me!"
"IT'S BEDTIME LITTLE JAY!" Cupa started chasing me and I just kept running in circles.
"IT'S MORNING CUPA!" Andr just rolled around on the floor, laughing so hard, she almost couldn't breathe.
"ANDR STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME PLEASE!"
"I wish I could, but I'm afraid Cupa won't stop until she has what she wants."
When I heard that, I suddenly stopped. So sudden, Cupa ran against me and fell backwards to the floor. Luckily there was a carpet under her, so she had a soft landing. I looked at Cupa wide eyed.
"Please tell me that isn't true."
"Why would Andr lie to you?" I walked towards the couch and let myself fall onto it.
"Put me to bed then."
"I can't carry you up the stairs!"
"I'll sleep on the couch." When Cupa ran up the stairs to get a blanket, I quickly went to hide in the closet. I heard Cupa coming back down.
"Where is he Andr?" I heard Cupa ask Andr.
"I don't know." Andr answered.
I could tell she was trying to hold in a laugh. I didn't think this was going to hold Cupa back from getting the real answer though. Surprisingly enough, Cupa didn't ask anything and instead went searching for me around the room.
I had, as smart as I am, forgotten to lock the closet from the inside. I quickly did that, but by doing so, made some noise. I heard Cupa walking towards me. My heartbeat was going higher and I held in my breath as she was in front of the closet.
Cupa tried opening it but couldn't since I had just locked it. I heard Cupa curse under her breath, and I let out a relieved sigh. She tried harder and harder but couldn't get it open.
"If you don't come out I'll keep you trapped in there, you know?" I wanted to stay quiet, but knew I had to say something.
"Please don't." I heard Cupa sit down against the closet. I knew I was trapped. I coulder either go out and let Cupa put me to bed, which was just too weird for me to let myself go through, or I could stay here until she goes away. I chose the latter.
After ten minutes of doing nothing in the closet, I decided I was going to try to go to sleep.
By myself.
Without Cupa trying to help me.
When I woke up, I heard the front door open. Kai was back!
"Hello everyone! I'm back with your worst nightmare!" I couldn't help but laugh at that.
Apparently Cupa had been sleeping too, because I saw shadows move in front of the of the the closet, as well as a soft yawn from her could be heard. I heard her moving away and sitting on the couch.
"How tired were you too fall asleep in front of a closet?" Kai asked Cupa in all seriousness.
"Not tired at all actually, but I was trying to get Jay to bed and he locked himself in the closet there. I just became drowsy after waiting so long and I fell asleep."
I heard Kai coming towards the closet I was in. 'Oh no' I thought.
Kai knew how to open this closet from the other side. This was bad. VERY bad.
"I have the forms you know?"
"You were supposed too. Remember?"
"Yeah, yeah. You can come out now."
"I'd rather not have an insane creeper running after me trying to put me to sleep."
"I'M NOT INSANE!" Kai opened the closet like it wasn't even locked in the first place.
Cupa came rushing towards me but stopped when she saw me.
"Y-you're so pale!"
"What? I wasn't in there that long was I?" Andr came walking towards us.
"You were in there for six hours."
"SIX HOURS!?"
"And you didn't even try to get me out!? Such amazing friends I have.." Andr looked to the ground, sad. So sad, it looked like she was almost crying. I then realised what I had just said. I walked over to her and hugged her tightly.
"I'm sorry Andr, I shouldn't have said that." She perked up a little again and I was happy she did, because it really wasn't fun seeing her like that.
I directed my attention back to Kai.
"How did it take you so long?"
"Uhh.. Yeah.. Umm.."
"Yeah?"
"I didn't really remember where to get these and went to school to ask and then I had to wait and it was boring and then I got told to go somewhere else and I had to wait again and then I got them and now I'm out of breath." Kai ranted, breathing heavy afterwards.
"Okay, well, at least you're here now right? Let's get to work on these forms then."
After filling in the forms to get Cupa and Andr into the school, we had to tell them a lot about what to do and what not to do.
"So why are you here?"
"We are good friends.." Cupa started.
"And our parents had to do something for their work.." Andr continued.
"Which is far away from here.." Cupa said.
"Which is why we are here with you now." Andr finished.
"That's all correct, but next time I'll ask individually, or you'll have to study that sentence for ten minutes straight. Got it?"
"Yes sir!" Cupa and Andr both said at the same time.
"We're going to get you school uniforms! Yay!"
"Yay!" Was their reaction.
Little did they know the school uniforms were a little bit.. Uhh.. Revealing.
"They're not going to like them are they?" I whispered to Kai.
"Andr most probably not. As for Cupa, I'm not sure."
"What?"
"Have you seen what she wears under that hoodie?"
"No, why would I?" "Well, Uhh.. you know when I slept with Cupa right?" "Yes." He looked at me with eyes of regret.
"She wears only her panties under that." He whispered even softer.
"WHAT!?" I said, a little bit too loud.
"SHHHH!"
"What the fuck?!" I whisper-shouted.
"Don't ask me why she does, but I wish I wouldn't have seen that."
"I understand that, doesn't make it less strange though."
"Yeah, well let's just go before they start getting suspicious."
"Yeah." And we walked over to the store.
When we arrived we had are problem. We had to tell them about the.. Revealing parts of the uniform.
"Andr?"
"Yeah?"
"The school uniforms are a little bit.. Uhh.. You know.." I didn't know it was that hard to say so I just let it all out in one go.
"The school uniforms are a little bit revealing." Andr narrowed her eyes.
"How revealing precisely?" She asked.
"Just put them on in the changing room."
"Okay."
When they were both done changing Cupa came out of a changing room. She said numerous good thing like: "This is amazing!" and "I can wear this the entire day?"
Andr was.. Well.. Still in the changing room.
"Andr?"
"What?"
"You can come out now."
"I don't want to."
"Should I come in?"
"Yes." I went in the changing room.
When I saw Andr she was simply gorgeous. There were no other words for it. I think she noticed I was staring at her, because she slapped me.
"Ow!"
"Don't stare at me." I felt my face flush red.
"I-I d-didn't do t-that!" Andr smirked at me and walked towards me in a seductive way.
"A-Andr? W-what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing, little Jay." She didn't stop walking.
"Andr can this please just.. Wait?"
"But why would you want to wait?"
I whispered to her: "Kai and Cupa are standing outside and can probably hear us." Her face flushed red aswell.
"Oh. Uhh. We can wait. Yes." She whispered back.
Apparently she was okay with the uniform, so that was good.
We were on the way back home when Kai asked me something.
"Did you have fun with Andr?"
"W-what?! N-no!" Kai smirked at me.
"Did she look good?" I knew he wouldn't just give up so I decided to just answer.
"Yeah, I guess."
"I knew it!"
"What?"
"You like Andr, don't you?"
"W-what?! W-what gave you that impression?!"
"You're just confirming it, you know."
"Ugh.. Alright.. I might. But I'm not even sure myself."
"You're not really hiding it very well. I think she already knows, and she probably likes you too."
"Do you think?"
"I know."
"It's not very reassuring when YOU know something."
"So funny."
When we were done talking, we were back at the house. Kai and Cupa went back to Kai's house, while me and Andr walked into mine.
"What are we going to eat?"
"I don't know."
"Can I eat chocolate cookies." I looked at her with a 'are you serious' expression on my face.
"What's wrong with chocolate cookies?" Andr asked.
"I don't know."
"You don't know a lot today."
"I'm just confused, that's all."
"What are you cofused about?"
"Private things."
"Maybe I can help?"
"I'd rather keep it private." She seemed a little saddened by that. I saw this and it didn't feel right to do nothing.
"But maybe I can tell you later." She perked up a little bit again when she heard this.
"Alright!" She said.
"So can I eat chocolate cookies now?" Andr asked.
"If you really want too." Andr sprinted to the cookie jar and grabbed a whole bunch. We sat down on the couch and ate the cookies.
When we were done eating, we went upstairs and I changed without Andr looking.
When I went in the bed, I forgot Andr was already there and.. well you can guess. We were on top of eachother.
I quickly got of the bed, my face as red as it could be.
"Oh no, I'm sorry Andr I didn't mean to-" I got cut of by Andr hugging me gently.
"It's okay. I know you didn't do that on purpose." I let out a sigh of relief.
"Thank you Andr."
She scooted over and I sat at the side of the bed, overthinking what just happened. After a while I became tired and just let out another sigh before I went to sleep.
Author's Note:
Aaaaaaand there's chapter 3. TWOTHOUSANDNINEHUNDREDANDFIFTYTHREE WORDS LONG!? U wot M8!? Now that is one long chapter. If chapter 4 is out already, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS GO THERE ALREADY! kthxbai..