Zero: Welcome back to….
All: PANDORA DARES!
Zero: Never gets old… Anyways good news bad news and some more bad news. Good News: Thanks to everyone who reviewed, alerted and fav. This story/contest/thing. Bad News: Old Man had to go somewhere today and won't be with us. Bad News 2: since I got wayyy to many dares (17) I'm gonna have to get rid of seven of them sowy if the ones that appear today weren't the ones you guys wanted and I picked them randomly so yeah but anyways let's get the characters in here!*pushes big shiny button**poof* and if you're looking for the disclaimer it's on the ch 1/ ep1 so you demon lawyers can't sue me!
Gil: you're a best friend killer and a stupid rabbit!
Alice: well at least I don't have a phobia against cats!
Oz: C'mon Elliot please being friends with me won't be bad
Eliot: I highly doubt that. Now get outta my hair and leave me alone!
Break and Sharon: *Stare at everyone in shock*
Eliot:*looks up* where the hell are we?
Alice: Awww not here again(wasn't last time enough?)
Zero: moving on. Remember last time when I told everyone that there was gonna be a surprise for all of you on this ep.? Well the big surprise was that you all get a dvd of ep. 1 and every time you come back you'll get a copy of the last ep. On a dvd aren't you happy
All(except Sharon and Eliot): NO!
Zero: I thought you guys would be a little bit more happy that I put so much effort in humiliating you.
Eliot: Now I really wanna watch this dvd.
Zero: Let's move on and start the dares :}(evil grin) Dare #1 by Hikari Kanesuki :
"Gil and Oz do a dramatic death scene"
Oz: And how are you gonna make us do that?
Zero: Like this*presses big shiny button a nurse pops into the building.
Nurse: Hello, my name is Henry and I have bad news for Mr. Nightray and Vessalius. Oscar Vessalius has passed away due to chocking on thin air.
Gil and Oz: WHAT!
Henry: Here he comes now*starts tearing up*(Henry is very emotional)* another nurse comes in pulling a gurney with a large white blanket over a body*
Gil: *starts emotionally crying and bangs head to the wall* How did this *hic* happen?
Oz: *falls to the floor* This…This is all my fault….someone…please kill me now!*starts crying*
Eliot: *steps forward sword at hand*
Oscar:*uncovers himself* gotcha! *starts laughing*
Gil and Oz: WHAT! Eliot: *puts sword back and steps away clearly upset he didn't get to kill Oz*
Zero: That's right. I told Oscar I'd give him wine from our time if he could play dead and scare you two*hands Vodka to Oscar*
Oscar: It was my pleasure..Ohh this wine looks delicious I can't wait to try it!
Zero: *presses big button and Oscar, Henry and the other nurse disappear* Let's keep goin! Dare #2 by TwilightKat777:
"- Everyone dresses up as an Alice in Wonderland character and we all have a giant tea party"
*poof* Alice is dressed up as Alice, Oz is dressed up as the white queen, Gil is dressed up as the Crow(If you don't know who he is look it up on google), Break is dressed up as the Mad Hatter, Sharon is dressed up as the red queen ( due to her evil half) and Eliot is dressed up as Humpty Dumpty(Look it up he's also in the story)
Zero: and I'm dressed as the White Knight(event though I'm the opposite gender XD)*huge table appears, it has everything you need for a tea party on it*
Oz: Why am I dresses as a girl? If anyone Gil should dress up like this!
Zero: It suits you best, now let's have a tea partay cuz I'm starving and that cake looks delicious*rides on horse towards the table and sits down*
Break: Eating sugar is my thing!*chases after me*
Eliot: At least the food's good Sharon: This tea is really good
Alice: I hate this dress and the fact that there's no meat!*crosses arms and pouts*
Gil: With this beak I can't eat and I look like a bunch of feathers
Break: I have the urge to sing a birthday song
Zero: Let's do it!
~After the un-birthday song~
Zero: let's keep goin(everyone took their costumes off. Dare # 3 by Siebte Gloxinia:
". I dare to make Elliot... Uhh... Hug Leo, Oz, Gil, Echo, Break, Alice, Liam, Eida, Lotti, Sharon, and all"
Eliot: And what if I don't want to
Zero: *gasps dramatically* No one told you about the magic button?
Eliot: WTF are you talking about
Gil: *tells Eliot about the button and what happened to Vincent*
Eliot: I'm still not gonna hug you people
Zero: If the button doesn't scare you I have other ways…Kill moves( the security guy) drop him into the hole of terror and bring him back up in 30 sec.
Kill moves: *picks up Eliot *
Eliot: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'LL BRING YOU TO COURT! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER TOUCHED MEEEEEEEEEEE *falls into hole*
~30 seconds later~
Eliot: The horrors*is paper white, twitchy and scarred for life*
Everyone: *shocked* Zero: Will ya do it now? Eliot: F-f-f-fine *all PH characters appear*
Zero: single file line the faster you do it the faster you'll be back home
~After Eliot hugs everyone~
Eliot: I-I-I-I'm taking a b-b- bath *slowly walks to the bathroom(yes it has a bath/shower in it!)
Zero: I warned him. Dare#4 by Hikari Kanesuki :
"Gil straightens his hair"
Gil: Good luck with that I've already tried everything Zero: You forgot 1 thing this is the 21st century you're in now and we have hair straighteners. Bobby show him*hair stylist holding a hair straightener appears* Can you straighten his hair?
Bobby: Yikes! Such curly hair but I'll try
~30 min. later~
Gil: *Comes running out of the dressing room* MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!DROP WATER ON IT!HELP
Oz: *drops a bucket of water over his head*
Zero: Wow it's still like seaweed. At least we tried… Dare#5 also by Hikari Kanesuki:
"Everyone has to destroy their favorite thing"
All that were present at the time: NO!
Zero: Do you want Kill moves to drop you guys into the hole or me press the button? Do ya?
All that were present at the time: No… Zero: Then take out your fav. Things while I get the fire started*fire appears on stage*
Break: *drops a year supply of candy* Good bye my good friends you'll be missed*ALMOST starts crying*
Gil: *drops 5 packs of cigarettes* *murmers:* Now what'll I do to ease my nerves?
Oz: But my fav object is the pocket watch I can't drop that in there it's part of PH!
Zero: I put a disclaimer up there now drop it in
Oz: Meanie*drops pocket watch*
Sharon:*drops fan and everyone sighes in relief*
Alice: (I gave her a turkey leg moments ago) *munch, munch, munch*
Zero: Drop It Alice: Fine*drops meat*
Dare #6 byTwilightKat777:
"Sharon has control of Alice's wardrobe"
Alice: Damn it!
Sharon: YAY! *unleashes evilness*
~moments later~
Alice*dressed up in a frilly pink dress* (Her wardrobe consisted only of the color hot pink and was covered in pink flowers)
Sharon: It looks so nice on you! Alice(thoughts: Yeah sure…)
Zero: Dare #7 by Siebte Gloxinia: "-make Sharon screams cursing words"
Sharon: Actually that's not that bad. FU*CK YOU ALL!
Everyone: Shocked
Zero: Okaaayyy…Dare# 8 by Siebte Gloxinia:
"Make Eliot run around in shorts screaming I LUV YOU MUM! Like an idiot"
Eliot: *comes back feeling a lot better*
Zero: *throws him a pair of shorts*
Eliot: What the…
Zero: Look at the screen
Eliot: *looks at screen*NOO! I'm not even French
Zero: do you wanna go back into the hole and you don't have to be French fake it
Eliot: *runs into dressing room*
Gil: I wonder what's in that hole..
Oz: Well whatever it is I'm not willing to find out
Eliot: *comes out and starts running 10 laps around the place* I LUV YOU MUM WITH ALL MY HEART, I LUV YOU MUM, ILUV YOU MUM, I LUV YOUUU!(thoughts: To think that my mother tried to kill my servant and possibly me if I hadn't killed her~manga ) Everyone: *starts hysterically laughing with teary eyes and ROFLing
Zero: hahahahahahaha ;D XD Dare #9 by Hikari Kanesuki:
"Break and Gil swap clothes"
Break: But I don't wanna look emo!
Gil: and I don't wanna look like an Albino!
Zero: Do you wanna be like Eliot after he got out of the hole?
Break and Gil: Not really
~2 min later~
Gil: I look like a damned fool waves baggy sleeves around
Break: At least I have the hat to cover up my face
Zero: You forgot to give him Emily
Break: Aw c'mon
Zero: You have to or else you go bye-bye
Break: fine *gives Emily to Gil If there is so much as a hair missing I'll ring your neck
Gil: *gulp* Zero: last dare by Yuffie1: "I dare Sharon to go on a date with Gil"
Emily: Sharon and Gil sitting in a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g(by the way he's on Gil's shoulder)
Sharon: DAMN YOU TO HELL CRAPPY DOLL
Emily: ack! That was really mean ;(
Gil: Let's just get this over with so we can go home*are sent to a 5 star restraunt(which they will pay off)
Zero: That's all for now and sorry if it's rushed doing this alone can get a little annoying
~At the Rainsworth Manor~
Alice: where's seaweed head and Sharon? Everyone was in the living room Alice on the couch looking into thin air, Oz was reading and Break was eating cake(the weird way)
Break: You don't think…
Oz:* Looks up* Nahh they would never go that far
Oh they were very wrong