Here's Chapter 3! Enjoy

After getting knocked out by the tornado of cherry blossoms, Harvey slowly woke up to find Peter sitting against a wall with a huge smile on this face.

"Morning, sunshine!" Peter grinned.

"What… What happened? Where that psycho gardener?" Harvey asked.

"He is busy trying to "heal his precious babies"." Peter said.

Harvey gave a deep sigh. "Each time, I fly into a window, I get owned by somebody and now, I got pummelled by flowers!"

"Maybe you should quit while you still have your dignity!" Peter sighed.

"Me? Harvey Birdman? Quit? No way! I WILL arrest Xemnas or die trying!" Harvey said getting up and striking an heroic pose.

"For some reason, I have a feeling it's not the former!" Peter said sweat-dropping.

Harvey got an anger mark on his head. "Oh, hush! Now, then, let's go! Looks like I can't use the window anymore so I guess I have to go underground!"

"Underground? How?" Peter asked with a raised eyebrow.

Harvey gets out a shovel out of nowhere. with a grin.

Peter blinked twice. "You can't be serious! You are going to tunnel my way in!"

"Why not? What's wrong?" Harvey asked confused.

Peter again blinked twice as he paused. "I… I don't really know but I can tell something bad will happen."

"Oh, you always say that!" Harvey said simply.

"Because I'm always right!" Peter smirked.

"Grr!"

Harvey then started to dig up a hole out of rage. He was surprising doing well as he dug and dug until he then dug under the castle.

Meanwhile, Roxas was in a room staring down a giant turtle with Namine looking concerned while Axel was eating from a bag of popcorn.

"So, still haven't gotten over it, have you?" Bowser huffed. "Humph, emo boys are always so whiny!"

"Shut up!" Roxas snapped.

"Humph. The usual response. Why can't you just accept it? Namine is mine!" Bowser smirked.

"No, she isn't, she's mine! She's not even from the same game as you!" Roxas accused.

"So? Many people break borders and date people in other games!" Bowser shrugged. "Namine and I are no exception!"

"Well, why don't you go pair up with some OTHER crossover girl?" Roxas snapped. "You know, someone who have scales or something!"

Bowser simply shrugged. "Maybe but some people are still used to Bowser X Namine like the author of this story!"

"Well, people think you and Namine make a bad couple! Unlike me! Not only are we in the same game but we are both nobodies who know love even though we have no hearts!" Roxas said boldly. And besides, don't you have a princess to kidnap!

"Bah, what's the point? I kidnap Peach, Mario come and kick my butt and take the her back! Sometimes, if it's not me, it's some other villain!" Bowser said shaking his head in hopelessness. "I swear, that woman got a "Kidnap Me" sign stuck on her back. I don't see how Mario can go and keep rescuing her!

"Well, whatever! Just stay away from Namine!" Roxas snapped.

"Ha! Make me!" The King Koopa smirked.

The blonde Nobody narrowed his eyes. "With pleasure!"

The two fighters for Namine's non-existent heart then started to circle each other. Suddenly, they pounced at each others, Keyblades and claws respectively.

"Roxas, Bowser, please!" Namine pleaded.

Unfortunately, that did little to stop the fight cloud they were creating. The blonde artist looked at the ground in sadness.

Axel noticed this and offered his popcorn bag.

"Popcorn?"

Namine promptly kicked Axel in the nuts without taking her eyes off her feet. The red-head collapsed to the ground clutching his crotch.

Meanwhile, Harvey poked his head out of the ground and looked around.

"Great! I'm inside!" The lawyer smirked.

Then, Roxas fell on his back next to Harvey courtesy of a hard throw from Bowser..

"Hey! It's that emo boy again!" Harvey noted.

"All right, kid! Now, it is time for the Bowser Bomb!" Bowser smirked.

The King Koopa then jumped up into the air.

Roxas's eyes bugged out. "Oh, snap!"

The blonde then rolled to safety but leaving Bowser land on nothing but ground AND a certain lawyer.

"OH, SHOOT!"

A few seconds later, Peter was waiting for Harvey's latest failure.

Then, all of a sudden, Harvey flew up flying into from the hole scaring the heck out of Peter.

"WAH!"

The winged lawyer then fell to the ground with a dull thud. He quickly got up.

"Don't ask."

"Do I look I care?"

Harvey then blinked a couple of times before picking up his shovel. "Maybe a different route…"

He then started to dig a hole into a different part of the castle.

Soon, Harvey kept digging until he was under a floor. He then dug his way through to find himself inside a lab. Harvey looked around a couple of times.

"A lab? This may be where those light-sabres came from!" He noted.

He then noticed a man with pale blonde hair working on something.

"Hmm… A scientist." Harvey mused. He then smirked evilly. "No doubt it will be a nerd and a wimp!"

Harvey then got up and saw a chair. He slowly picked it up and walked towards the man hoping to knock him out but careful not to be beaten like he did from Luxord.

Then, suddenly, one of his wings then swept across a table which resulted in knocking over a bunch of beakers off the table and on the floor breaking.

This resulting in a strange purple smoke coming from the beakers and covering Harvey. The man then stopped looking at his work and turned around when he heard Harvey coughing.

"What the heck? What's going on?" Vexen asked.

The smoke then clears to reveal…

A frog. Wearing Harvey's helmet.

"A frog? How it got in here!" Vexen asked confused. He then narrowed his eyes. "Doesn't matter! All I know is he ruined my work!"

The scientist of the Organization XIII then summoned a shield.

"A shield? That doesn't seem too bad!" Harvey thought.

That was before Vexen launched an icicle at Harvey.

"Oh, croak!" The now-frog lawyer gasped before leaping over the icicle.

Vexen launched some more icicles at Harvey only for him to hop over them and jump them with amazing speed and ability.

"I can get used to this." Harvey smirked.

"Come back here, Frogger!" Vexen demanded.

The ice-user then started to run after Harvey. The frog then decided to hop around the room trying to avoid projectile icicles.

"Help! I am being chased by a crazy old man with icicles!" Harvey thought.

"Freeze!" Vexen shouted.

The scientist then fired a beam at Harvey who barely managed jumped over it and it froze a table.

The chase kept going until Harvey hopped in a miniature ice helicopter.

"Ha! I got you now!" Vexen smirked.

"Oh, ribbit!" Harvey gulped.

Then, out of shock, Harvey accidentally put a lever resulting in the helicopter's propellers started to move.

"Hey, I can fly!" Harvey thought making the helicopter fly with a few levers. Then, he smirked evilly. "Hah hah hah. It's payback time!"

"Oh, shoot!" Vexen gasped.

The eldest of Organization XIII runs off as for the first time all day, the advantage was in Harvey's favour. He then started to chase Vexen down shooting mini-bullets made out of ice in his back giving him nasty stings.

"Bwa ha ha ha ha!" Harvey said evilly.

Vexen ducked as Harvey nearly rammed into him. He then looked up very ticked off.

"I hate to do this to my own creation but I will not be beaten by a frog with an ugly helmet!"

Harvey's smirk disappear and he narrowed his eyes. "Hey! It's a nice helmet!"

Vexen then launched an icicle from his shield at the helicopter. It was a direct hit.

"Ribbit! I am going down! AAUGH!"

The winged lawyer then crashed into another case of chemicals resulting in an orange smoke.

"Humph. That should take care of him!" Vexen smirked.

Then, the orange smoke clears to reveal Harvey in his human form.

Vexen's face disappeared. "What the?"

Harvey then looks at his hands. "Hey! I'm back! With a vengeance!" He then walked over to Vexen started to shove him "So… not so tough now, eh, nerd? Eh, nerd? Eh, eh?"

Vexen angrily slapped his hand away. "Stop shoving me like that! I am number IV of Organization XIII! I will NOT be disrespected!"

"Really? Sheesh, how a nerd like you got to be in Organization XIII, let alone have such a high-rank? So, what you going to do, teach me science?" Harvey chuckled.

Vexen simply narrowed his eyes. He then put his hand in the air. Suddenly, a blue mist started to surrounded.

In seconds, Number IV got a giant ice fist.

Naturally, Harvey's face fell. He then chuckled nervously. "Ha ha. Come on! Can you take a joke?"

"No."

With one good swing, he sent Harvey flying straight out of a window.

"And don't come back!" Vexen shouted.

Harvey flew and landed near Peter.

"I thought we were done with windows." Peter said flatly.

Harvey: Oh, hush! I was just knocked off guard, that's all! I am going for a different path! Though, I really want to melt that scientist with a flame-thrower!" Harvey snarled.

Suddenly, he noticed a fly passing by. Without thinking, he quickly grabbed the fly and put it in his mouth. As he chewed it, he suddenly noticed Peter looking at him with a face of shock and disgust. He then realised what he just did.

"Sorry you had to see that."

And without another word, Harvey picked up the shovel and started to dig in the hole going to make another passage. This time, he dug up in a library.

"Oh, great! It is another learning place!" The winged lawyer groaned. "Hopefully, whoever I find here will be a lot weaker!"

He then noticed a short teenager with grey hair reading a book.

"A bookworm! Must be more weaker than that British sissy and yelling nerd!" He smirked.

The delusional justice fighter then got up and walked over to the boy.

"Hey, kid!" Harvey greeted.

"Hey." Zexion said without any enthusiasm.

"I see you are reading!"

"Yes."

"All alone!"

"Yeah."

"So unprotected!" Harvey said smirking evilly.

"Hmm?" Zexion said looking away from his book.

"Well, I am Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law!"

"I see."

"And it is my duty to arrest all criminal!"

"Uh-huh."

"And today I am going to arrest your boss, Xemnas!"

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah but so far, I got beaten up by your buddies!"

"You don't say."

"So now, I'm angry!"

"Oh, my."

"And now, I am taking my anger on YOU!"

"Oh?"

Harvey suddenly realised something. "Why are you talking in short sentences?"

"Because I'm mostly talk in short sentences because I find most things uninteresting. Like you and your suicidal attempt to arrest Xemnas! I do find things interesting, like completing Kingdom Hearts and ironically, talking about how uninteresting you are! So if you don't mind, I am going back to reading." Zexion said before going back to reading as if nothing happened.

Harvey listened to the whole thing with a dropped jaw. After recovering out of his shock, he started seething.

"How dare you! You should watch how you speak to your elders!"

Zexion simply ignored him.

"Hey! I'm talking to you!" Harvey shouted before picking up the book and throwing it away. "Well, what are you doing to do now?"

Zexion looked at fallen book calmly and turns to Harvey. "You know what? I'm angry."

And with that, he snapped his fingers. Then, suddenly, a shadow covered Harvey.

He looked up to see a giant floating book.

"Oh,…"

The book fell on top of him causing an earth tremor around the castle.

"What the heck was that?" Peter asked after rebalancing himself.

Harvey then slowly crawled from the hole.

"Ow."

Peter simply rolled his eyes. "What happened THIS time?"

"Let's just say I hit the books!" Harvey groaned.

"Harvey… Why long will if keep inflicting yourself pain?" Peter said shaking his head in hopelessness.

"This time for sure!" The winged lawyer said determined.

He then picked up the shovel and starts to dig another hole.

Meanwhile, a blonde-haired boy clad in only blue swimming trunks and holding an equally blue towel.

"Guys, I am going for a dip in the pool! Anyone want to join me?" Demyx shouted into the hall.

"I got better things to do!" Xemnas shouted back.

"I am still cleaning my face!" Larxene shouted from the bathroom still cleaning her face after Harvey touched her.

"Humph. Asking us to have fun as if we have hearts." Saix huffed.

"Useless." Xaldin muttered before running back to kill Xigbar for that wisecrack.

"Ooohhh…" Demyx groaned.

Then, he noticed a figure walking towards him.

"Oh, you want to swim with me? Sweet! I wait in the pool while you get your swimming trunks!" The blonde Nobody smiled.

After bidding their farewells for now, Demyx then ran straight into the pool and walked in.

"Aw, this is the life!" He smiled.

He then started to float on his back peacefully.

Then, suddenly the water started to bubble.

"Huh? What's going on?" The sitar player asked.

Then, he saw a figure under the water.

"Who's there?" He said nervously.

The figure just rose up into the water to reveal it was…

The Loch Ness Monster.

Aw, come on! If you really fell for that, then obviously you haven't been reading this story at all.

Demyx stared in shock and confusion as Harvey Birdman started to pant heavily.

"Whew! Why am I in a pool? No wonder why it was so wet when I was digging up!" Harvey said before turning to Demyx. "Um, hey, there, kid!"

"I… I know you! You're Harvey Birdman, Attorney of Law!" The water-user gulped.

"Finally! Someone who knows me!" Harvey said with a wide grin.

"Yeah! You arrest innocent people for ridiculous laws!" Demyx nodded.

Harvey's smile disappeared. "Hey! They are not ridiculous laws, they are ways of justice! And they are not innocent people, they are criminals!"

"So are you here to arrest me?" Demyx asked gulping a bit.

"Hmm, no. I am here to arrest Xemnas!" Harvey mused. "But so far, I got beaten seven different times and now, I'm angry!"

Demyx gulped away. Yes, is there anything I can do to help?

"Yes, let me use you as a punching bag!" Harvey said evilly while cracking his knuckles.

Demyx's eyes bugged out in horror. "AAUGH! RUN! RUN AWAY!"

The young Nobody then swims away with Harvey chasing him.

"You can't escape from a justice fighter's rage!" Harvey shouted.

Demyx then quickly jumped out of the pool and ran out of the door. Harvey then swam towards and got ready to get out of the pool until he saw a figure walking towards him.

He looked up to see a big muscular man clad in brown trunks glaring down at him. Demyx was behind him smirking.

"Whoa-oh…" Harvey said as his face fell.

"Ha ha. You made a big mistake, Mr. Birdman!" Demyx smirked.

"So a grown justice fighter like to take your anger on a boy who isn't even twenty yet, eh?" Lexaeus said with a raised eyebrow.

"Um…" Harvey said.

"Even though I work for a villainous group, I am named the "Silent Hero" because of my sense of justice. And I cannot forgive you for trying to beat up a kid!" Lexaeus said sternly

Harvey gulped. "So what are you going to do?"

"This!" The man mountain of Organization XIII then get out his tomahawk.

Harvey blinked a couple of times before he gave an annoyed sigh. "This is getting old."

POW!

Harvey woke up with a horrible headache and stars around his head. He slowly sat up holding his head to see Peter looking at him all wet.

"Are you all right?" Peter asked in very rare concern.

"Um, yeah. What happened? Why are you wet?" Harvey asked before he noticed something. "Why am I wet? And why is the hole spitting out water?"

"That's what I want to know! Harvey, what happened in there?" Peter asked.

"Grr… Nothing." Harvey growled.

Peter shook his head in hopelessness. "Yeah, nothing but another failure! Harvey, you been kicked out of the castle eight times! Why don't you quit while you still have your health and dignity?… Well, at least your health!"

"No way! I came here to arrest Xemnas and I'm not leaving without him!" Harvey shouted stubbornly.

"Harvey, please. This is suicide!" Peter pleaded.

The justice fighter's eye started to switch at "suicide." "Stop using that word!"

"Sorry but it is! Organization XIII is full of thirteen heartless people!" Peter agreed.

Harvey then gave a deep sigh. As much as he hated to admit, Peter was right. The direct approach didn't work, the sneaky approach was worse and now he can't even take his anger on some of the more weaker Nobodies. Suddenly, he realised what his sidekick have said.

"Heartless, eh?"

Peter's face fell. "Oh no…"

"I been going over this all wrong! I have to do a more sneakier approach and going to beat up jerks!" Harvey said.

"And that is?" Peter asked expecting to hear a stupid answer.

"To go undercover."

"Huh?"

Harvey smirked slyly. "You see."

The winged lawyer then grabbed Peter's hand and ran off to the spaceship with the latter flying through the air being carried by his boss. Despite this, he had a bored impression on his face.

"This will NOT end well…"

There's Chapter 3! Poor Peter… And poor Roxas… And poor Demyx… And poor Vexen… And poor Axel… No, wait! He deserved that! LOL! Anyway, review away!