Here it is! Chapter 3!

Garnet: Amethyst is going to-.

Me: (Clamps her hand on Garnet's mouth)

Garnet: MMMMMHPMMMMM!

Me: No spoilers!

Peridot: When are the Homeworld Gems and I going to make an appearance?

Me: Soon. Peridot, Kaos, would you do the disclaimer?

Peridot: (Sighed) Fine. The story is the only thing that does belong to Spyrorocks. The characters do not belong to her.

Kaos: Come at her with any lawyers, and I will BLAST YOU TO THE OUTLANDS!

Me: Kaos! Do not threaten the readers!

Cali: You know he will.

Me: Enjoy!

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On a faraway island, there was a giant, anthromorphic blob was glaring around. The villagers of the island were hiding and running in fear.

"Me want soda!" The blob shouted. He picked up a barrel of soda, and drank it,. growing. Far away, Connie and Steven were watching the blob.

"What. Is. THAT?!" She whispered, panicked. Steven shook his head.

"I think it's the Gulper." He explained. The blob continued to shout.

"This is why I need soda!" He shouted, throwing the barrel. Right at the two kids. Connie shrieked, and grabbed onto Steven. The Gem hybrid made a bubble around them, and looked at the oncoming barrel

Smash!

Steven glanced up, and saw a small, round object crash into the barrel. He glanced down, and saw Buzz. The bubble burst, and Buzz turned to face them, smiling, with the others standing with him.

"Well, it looks like my Crystal Gem operatives are here!" He said. Both children turned to eachother, and smiled.

/

As soon as Buzz explained what they were doing, Ronaldo was filming it on his phone.

"We are currently in the unknown. We don't know what we will face." He said. Peedee sighed.

"Ronaldo, cut it out with the dramatics? It's not like we're going to die." He reasoned. Garnet looked over at the Fryman boys.

"Actually, there is a future where we are all destroyed. But it is not likely." The giant woman said. Before the others could freak out, though, Amethyst looked at the ground.

"Aw man, there's soda all over the ground!" She exclaimed. Then she grinned. "I wanna lick it." Then she lunged towards the Orange substance on the ground. Pearl grabbed the purple girl by her waist.

"Amethyst! You're not supposed to lick soda off the ground! It's considered disgusting!" Pearl shouted, trying to hold back the squirming purple woman.

"But it's soooooooooooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" She complained. Buzz stared at them strangely.

"Are they usually like that?" He asked. Greg nodded.

"Yup." He said. Lion yawned. After a while, they got started.

/

After a while of walking (Or, in Connie and Stevens' cases, rode on Lion at certain points), they came across a sheep. Buzz stopped them.

"Woah, hang on! This is the dangerous villain Sheep Creep. He lead the Sheep Rebellion! What is he doing out of CloudCracker prison?" He asked. Pearl looked at the sheep.

"It's a sheep." She simply said. Greg nodded. Buzz shook his head.

"No, he's a dangerous criminal!" He insisted. As if to prove it, Sheep Creep looked up. He saw them, and two blisters came out of the wool. Greg's eyes went wide.

"This thing has guns?!" He shouted. Something came out of the guns, and hit Greg in the eye. He shouted. Garnet picked it up. It was a cylinder.

"Cork guns." She said simply. Sheep Creep glared.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaa!" He baaed. Steven scratched his head.

"Anyone know sheep?" He asked.

SHEEP CREEP

(Life Trap)

"I got this!" Amethyst shouted. She leapt into battle boldly. Summoning her whip, she wrapped it around Sheep Creep, and spun around. Sheep Creep baaed in panic, and looked as though he was going to puke. Amethyst jumped up, and slammed the little sheep into the ground. He blasted some corks at her, puffed out, and seemed to stun her. Amethyst got up, and growled.

"Big mistake, sheepy." She shouted. Then, she went into a spin dash, and slammed him against a wall. To finish with flair, Amethyst turned into the Purple Puma, and body slammed onto Sheep Creep. The sheep got up, stumbled, and fell.

SHEEP CREEP DEFEATED

(Put a Life Trap in the Portal)

"Boo-yah!" Amethyst shouted, tapping Sheep Creep with a Life Hammer. A vortex appeared in the sky. Sheep Creep looked up fearfully.

"Baa! BAA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He shouted, getting dragged in. "Baa? Baa-baa? Baa-baa." He said simply. Steven picked up the trap, and he stroked it.

"Don't worry, Sheep Creep. At the academy, there's grass for you to eat, sheep to make friends with, and chompies to blast with your corks." He said. Pearl smiled.

He was just like his mother

/

A little while later, the group came across a clearing. It was filled with enemies. At the center, there was a cluster of blue crystals. Buzz gasped.

"That's Traptanium! CloudCracker was made from the stuff! Why is it here?!" He asked. Garnet leapt down, and started punching. Soon, the clearing was clear, and Garnet lunged for the Traptanium. The others jumped into the clearing, and watched. Garnet punched the crystals, and it broke. Pearl caught one of the smaller pieces, and put it inside of her gem.

"I'm keeping it in my gem, so Hugo and I can figure out what happened." She explained. Connie nodded. Lars sighed.

"Why do I have a feeling that it's bad?" Lars asked himself. Sadie glanced over.

"Maybe because it is." She said.

/

Eventually, they reached the place where the Gulper was. He was now the size of the fusion on the temple.

THE GULPER

(Water Trap)

"Gulper's gonna gulp!" He shouted, picking up another barrel of soda. Amethyst gasped.

"Oh mama! That thing is huge!" She shouted. Steven nodded. They walked onto the roofs, and looked up. Buzz, who was at the other end of the roof path, waved them over.

"Over here!" He shouted. Pearl nodded, and ran. The others followed suit. Connie stopped.

"Wait! I have to tie my shoe!" She said, going to tie her shoe. Gulper's hand just happened to be heading for the spot Connie was at. Steven gasped.

"Connie, look out!" He shouted, running over to the young girl. Connie looked up, and screamed. Steven slammed into her, and they went flying, just in time. Gulper's hand settled down, right where Connie was seconds ago. Greg gaped.

"Steven! Connie! Are you two ok?!" He shouted. Connie nodded, shaken up.

"We're fine, Dad!" Steven shouted. Sadie lunged towards The Gulper's hand, and slammed a board she held in her hands against it. Gulper shouted, and pulled back his hand. Lars glanced over at her.

"Nice job." He said. Sadie glanced over at her associate.

"Thanks!" She said. They met up with Buzz. The Mabu gestured to two soda jugs.

"Look at these two jugs. This one is filled with Ambrosia soda." He said, gesturing to the cooler to the left. Then he gestured to the one on the right. "And this one is bottom-feeding, eel-flavored." Pearl grimaced in disgust.

"Eel flavoring sounds perfectly disgusting." She said. Amethyst shrugged.

"I dunno. It sounds kinda nice." She replied. Pearl groaned, then glanced over.

"How is this relevant, anyway?" She asked. Buzz smiled.

"We're going to trick the Gulper into drinking the eel flavored soda." He explained. Pearl pulled out her Duplicator Wand, and duplicated the eel soda.

"Just in case." She said. Greg looked around.

"So, uh, how do we get rid of the good soda?" He asked. Amethyst smiled.

"I've got an idea." She said. The purple woman picked up the barrel, and drank the contents. She grinned. "That's how." She told Greg. Greg nodded. Buzz smiled.

"Boomsticks! Now, kiddos, push that barrel near the Gulper." He explained. Connie and Steven pushed the barrel with the eel soda towards the space where the other barrel was. Gulper's looked over, and grinned.

"No one drinks Gulper's soda, except me!" He shouted. He picked up the barrel, and drank the contents. Then, he shrunk down to his normal size.

GULPER DEFEATED

(Put a Water Trap on the Portal)

Connie picked up the small trap, and threw it. A vortex appeared. Gulper glared.

"Stay back, swirly thing!" He shouted. He jabbed his trident at the vortex, right before it got sucked in. Gulper gasped. "Hey, my trident!" He shouted. Then, he got sucked up. "I just wanted some SOOOODDDDDDAAAAAAAA!" He shouted, before getting sucked up. "What? Hello? Can anyone hear Gulper? And if so, can you bring Gulper some soda?" He asked. Amethyst chuckled.

"Yeah, no. That's not gonna happen." She told him.

"Gulper have to be nice now...kind of strange, but Gulper get used to it." Gulper said. Steven picked up the trap, and held it to his right cheek.

"Don't worry. As long as you don't go on any rampages, you can have soda." He said. Buzz looked over at Steven, and he smiled.

"There's something soothing about that kiddo." He muttered, as Steven kept talking to the Gulper. Pearl nodded.

"He's exactly like his mother." She whispered, tears welling up in her eyes. Buzz smiled. Then, he remembered the mission, and whistled. The others quickly turned around to face him.

"Ok, so I have a feeling that something happened to CloudCracker. The question is, what happened?" He asked. Steven then remembered what he saw.

"Um, Mr. Buzz..." He said. Buzz glanced over.

"Yeah, kiddo?" He asked. Steven looked up.

"I think I might know what happened to CloudCracker prison..."

/

Woo! Chapter 3 is DONE! So, what happened to CloudCracker Prison? Where are the Homeworld Gems? Why am I asking so many questions?!

Flynn: Stay tuned!

Cali: This is a fanfiction.

Flynn: Hey, I'm just trying to make it interesting.

Me: See you later, fanfiction readers!