Snape stood by his elevator, praying that someone weird wouldn't come.
His prayers were shattered when Dumbledore came.
"OH HEY SNAPETTE!" he shouted.
"Hello Albus," Snape said.
"GUESS WHAT! LOLSEVERUS HAS 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 views!" Dumbledore shouted.
"Great. And I told someone that you were gay, and that you were Santa," Snape said.
"That wasn't very nice Severus, considering I got your face known all around the world," Dumbledore replied sadly.
"Did it ever occur to you that maybe I didn't want my face known around the world?" Snape said.
They stepped into the elevator, and it was silent until Dumbledore said, "You're my BFF Snape."
"What is that?" Snape said.
"BEST FRIEND FOREVER! I would have chosen Harry but he's too angsty/busy," Dumbledore said cheerfully.
"I don't want to be your BFF," Snape said.
"What?" Dumbledore said, looking and sounding hurt.
"Fine…I will be your BFF," Snape said.
"THANKS SNAPE!" Dumbledore yelled, giving Snape a big hug.
Then Dumbledore rambled about BFFs for the rest of the ride.
R&R or Dumbledore will be BFFs forever with a saxophone!