Howdy! Chapter 3 has arrived! This will be based off of the episode 'Dodgebrawl'. This is actually getting hard having to incorporate the episode within the chapter, but I am up for the challenge. Although some chapters may not be based off of the episodes because I do want some plot development. I do not own the Total Drama series, please enjoy!

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"

Chris woke up to the sound of his alarm that was put on full blast. He couldn't believe today was his first day of middle school. As he sat up in bed Chris looked over at his two best friends that were also stirring in their sleeping bags.

"Man, maybe we shouldn't have stayed up so late on the day before school," Chef rubbed his eyes.

"It's not my fault my birthday ended up on a crappy day." Standing up Chris stretched out his arms. Blaineley then woke up and went to the bathroom to wash up.

"AAAAHHH."

Chris and Chef burst out laughing when they heard the blond girls scream. Sally, Chris's mother, ran up stairs to see what the problem was. Blaineley showed her the drawings on her face and even Sally had to hold back her chuckles.

"Don't worry sweety, we will get it all cleaned up," Sally reassured the frantic girl.

"But I have to look good today! It's my first day of middle school." Sally nodded and pulled Blaineley back into the bathroom to wash up her face. As this was happening, Chef and Chris got dressed and went straight down stairs since they already washed up.

After the two boys fixed up their lunch they sat down to eat breakfast.

"Chris if you put anymore of that gel in your hair I am pretty sure it will stay stuck like that forever," laughed Chef. He didn't understand Chris's obsession with his hair because he always had his hair cut as short as possible, sometimes it even looked like he was bald.

"That's what I'm hoping for!" Chris rolled his brown eyes that he shared with his father.

"You know what I'm hoping for?" Blaineley asks as she walks down the stairs, "That the next time I stay over I can cut all that stupid hair off!"

"Well then remind me not to invite you over here again," Chris smirked when Blaineley just flicked her hair over her shoulder and went back to making her lunch. "Oh and by the way, I think you looked way better before you washed the drawings off and made us see how your face really looks again."

Blaineley stuck out her tongue at Chris and then at Chef when he started to laugh.

"Kids, I think you should get going, the bus is almost here," Sally reminded them.

All three preteens grabbed their book bags and ran out the door as Sally just shook her head with a smile on her face because of their eagerness. Chris was the first at the bus stop and he took out his new video camera out of his back pack.

"Chris!" Blainleley hissed, "You are not supposed to take electronics with you to school! You're going to get the eighth graders mad!" The seventh and eighth grade classes were considered to be middle school kids since their town was so big they couldn't fit many grades in one school.

"Chill Drama Queen!" Chris smiled, "I will only use it on the bus, and if the big kids get mad…well that's their problem." The black haired boy looked at Chef who nodded in agreement. "Oh, I forgot to ask you guys if I could see your schedules to see what classes we have together." Chris and Chef shared math and cooking class together. Chef begged Chris to at least try cooking out and he agreed. Blaineley shared English with Chris and they were all together for computers class and P.E.

"At least we have some classes together!" Chef said as the bus finally arrived.

Chris flipped his hair back and waltzed into the bus ready to see a bunch of other kids all ready to start a new year of school. Instead he found some kids sleeping, listening to music, or just looking out the window. Although this didn't look very exciting Chris was still not discouraged and he pulled out his camera to turn it on. Chef sat in a seat alone, across from Chris and Blaineley.

Blaineley looked into the camera and held a fake microphone to her lips and started to talk like she was a host, "Today we are going to the unknown also known as middle school. Many kids, such as me and my two best friends, are very excited for this new adventure. But as we look around we can see that others rather sit in a dungeon of their own bored thoughts." Chris moves the camera to show all the other tired kids on the bus. "And would you look at what some of the kids are wearing? It's just hideous!"

Chris lifted up an eyebrow and looked at Chef as he turned off the camera, "Blaineley, we are not going to make this all about the latest fashion!"

Blaineley just crossed her arms and began to pout. Ten minutes later, they finally arrive to their new school. Chef grabs his book bag as quickly as he can so he can be the first to get out, but it seems that everyone had the same idea. Just as Chef walks into the aisle so does Chris and when they collide, Chef accidently pushes Chris into an eighth grader.

"Watch where you're going, pretty boy!" yells the older boy.

"I'm sorry," Chris mumbles.

"You better be!"

Not appreciating the way the boy spoke to him, Chris yells, "No you didn't let me finish! I am sorry…that you are the size of an elephant and that you are as blind as a frickin' bat!"

Chris then grabs Blaineley and Chef's arms and pulls them right out of the bus.

"Dude that was so-" Chef started but then was interrupted by the blond next to him.

"Crazy! Only you can gain an enemy on the first day of school!"

Chris shakes his head and tells his friends that he is going to his locker and that he will meet them at their first period; P.E. When he has all his things put away, he goes to the gym. Blaineley and Chef are already there and sitting on the bleachers. As he walks up to his friends he sees the guy he ran into on the bus. Chris acts as if he didn't see him but he then hears one of the guy's friends say:

"Brian, look," and Chris knows that he's pointing at him.

Chris sits down next to Chef and waits to see what the teachers have to say.

"Hello everyone and welcome to the new year," says the P.E. teacher. "My name is Mr. Rizzio but you may all call me Mr. R. And since this is the first day of school, I have decided that we should play something fun, like…DODGEBALL" The whole gym room goes crazy with all the yells of happiness. But Chris pales when he sees Brian turn to look at him with an evil smirk.

All the kids are put into teams and Chris was so 'lucky' to have Brian on the other team. Now he was sure to be dead. Chef and Blaineley were on his team, but it wasn't like Blaineley was going to do anything.

"1…." Yells Mr. R as Chris begins to sweat, "2!" Chris goes into a running position so that he could get one of the balls first. "3 AND GO!" Everyone runs to the line, except for Blaineley and a few other girls. Chris slides on his knees and grabs a ball. He smiles with victory but the smile wipes off his face when he sees Brian's friend right in front of him with a ball in hand. Chris knows that he won't have time to run so he closes his eyes.

BAM!

The hit was a direct shot but not at Chris. The black haired boy opens his eyes to see Chef standing next to him and his hands empty.

"CHEF! YOU GOT HIM!" Chris high fives his friend and they soon find another ball for him. Also, now that Chef hit someone he can bring someone back from his team. He brings out a big guy named Jake.

This game goes on for another 20 minutes when finally there is only Jake and Chris on one side and Brian on the other. A ball is flung right at Chris but Jake jumps up in front of him trying to use the ball as a shield but instead is hits him right on the arm and he is out. Chris gulps and looks at Brian. The older kid gives an evil smile and throws another ball that Chris dodges quickly. They are both running around on their side of the court, dodging all the balls. Suddenly, as Chris was running he tripped backwards and his ball is thrown out of his hands. When his head hits the ground he hears the whistle blow, meaning that the game was over. But that didn't make sense since he didn't feel a hit.

Sitting up as fast as he can, Chris finds Brian looking confused and out raged. Brian was hit by the accidental ball. Chris couldn't believe his luck. Chef and Blaineley run up to him and each gave their high fives.

Chris smiles and walks up to Brian with one hand having a finger up and the other having none. Chris 1, Brian 0. Brian gives him a glare and Chris can't take the smug smile off his face when he thinks.

"Maybe middle school isn't that bad."

If only he knew.

Dang, I wish I knew! Well I hope you all enjoyed The Totally Dramatic Life of Chris McLean so far! Please review! And if anyone knows what Chris's current age is or if it was never told I would truly appreciate it! Thanks!

~Sue-per Z