Disclaimer: I am J.K.R. man! And I created Harry Potter! Ouch! I tripped over my cape! What's this? A note? It says 'you don't own Harry Potter you twit!' I guess I don't own Harry Potter. After all, notes don't lie. 'U bet we don't!'
A/N: Wow! That was a long disclaimer! But, you'll understand it more when you read this chapter. Thank you to my ONE reviewer. I love you!
Stupid Harry Potter Stories: Chapter 3
By: phix27
It was a normal day at the Dursey's for Harry Potter. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. It was Lupin. He said to Harry: "I think there is someone you should meet." Then, he showed Harry Harold. Harold had red hair, hazel eyes, and, in other words looked the complete opposite of Harry. "Who is he?" Harry asked. "Heello. My names is Harold," then he lowered his voice, "And, don't tell anyone, but I'm J.K.R. man." "Who is J.K.R. man?" Asked Harry. "Shhh!" "J.K.R. man is a Super Hero he made himself," said Lupin. "Why is he here anyway?" asked Harry. "Because, he's your brother."
"AHHH!" Harry woke up screaming. "Thank Goodness it was only a dream." "Your right, Harry. It was only a dream," said Voldemort. "Your right, Voldemort, I should go back to sleep." Harry lay back down. Then, his eyes shot open. "Wait a minute… When did I get a bed?"
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