A/N: Hi again ^^ Okay, for all the people who read my shugo chara dares thingy, gomenye~ but I deleted that one because I had a LOT of fanfics and I was WAYYY behind in my dares. Sooo I couldn't find enough time and stuff . IM SOOO SORRY
Anyway, I've been very pissed at my e-mail cuz I haven't been receiving fanfiction updates and stuff and when I showed my friend this fanfic I realized that it was updated even tho I didn't get an e-mail about it =(
Sooo yeahhhh… Enjoy ^^
Disclaimer: …really? Do I have to do it again? *sigh* I don't own
Warning: The following is very "rated T," viewer discrition is advised ~.0
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"Kuukai's womanly issues," was what Rima called it whenever she was talking about that little time of the month thing that really wasn't supposed to happen to him. Then, people would stare at him (or in this case, Amu who is in his body) and think that he was getting a sex change or something. At least, that was the latest awkward rumor.
It was just about (maybe even more) awkward than that one time when they were going on a trip and Kuukai had a plane seat next to Amu. She had fallen asleep and he was wide awake. That was when she started talking in her sleep (which happened a lot) and kept giggling and saying "Kuukai! Stop it, it tickles!" and then saying "Yes, I am very naughty." That just about caused Kuukai the biggest blood loss he's ever suffered. Especially when she rolled around way too much and caused herself to throw her very impressive rack onto him (which, by the way, was authentic. He should know, he checked).
Meanwhile, Amu was dealing with problems of her own. Not only was she attacked by mobs of girls that really wanted to ask him (or her in this case) out, which made her really mad for some darned reason, but she lost her prized possesion: her boobs that she worked so hard to grow. She couldn't help but wake up every morning saying "THEY'RE GONEEEE!!!" Unfortunately, she had Kuukai's man part…
But still, after a certain event, no one can really say that Amu has it worse…
It all started after school on the same day they transformed…
The bell rang and Rima stretched her arms. "That was a pretty good lesson today," Rima yawned. "I can't wait to go home and watch that new comedy. You wanna come, Amu-chan? Oh wait, I mean," Rima turned on her evil grin. "Kuukai-chan?"
Kuukai (who is in Amu's body =D) had his head down on the table (or Amu's head? You get it right?) and was muttering something along the lines of "I hate my life. I hate my life," and so on.
Amu (Kuukai's body) was also in their class because Rima and Amu skipped a grade in math, felt like crying. She was just lucky that Kuukai's parents and brothers weren't home so she could do her own thing without looking weird. But it's still depressing that she's in her friend's body.
They started walking toward their lockers at the end of the day, kinda hoping that things will get better. Think again, guys.
As soon as Amu reached Kuukai's locker, she was first attacked by his stalkers, I mean, admirers.
"Kuukai-sama! I made you cookies in cooking class!"
"Kuukai-sama! You look cool today!"
"Soma-kun!"
The screaming fangirls could've killed Amu's hearing, or Kuukai's hearing, not that it mattered, Kuukai would be the one who loses it when they switch back. Speaking of Kuukai…
He was just walking to Amu's locker with Rima when a perverted older student flipped his/her skirt from behind. Normally, he would either blush or laugh, but this was him he was talking about.
"So that's what it feels like!" Kuukai said.
Rima smacked her forehead.
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Ah yes, that whole daily thing: The violin, the X eggs, the character transformations. That was when Kuukai's life was just about destroyed.
"Ikuto!" Amu (in Kuukai's body said).
Ikuto raised his eyebrows. After all, Kuukai normally called him Nishikiori (did I spell that right?).
"Nishikiori, we already got that Miru egg," Kuukai (in Amu's body) yawned. "Give it up already."
Ikuto stared at them. "Uhh…"
"Oh right," Amu let out a fake laugh. "Eheh, funny story. Well, you see, we switched bodies for some reason."
"Yeah…"
Ikuto stared at Kuukai. "Lucky bastard."
"What?" Kuukai looked down. "Oh this? Yeah I know."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Amu seriously wanted to kill them. "Kuukai! Rima! Now please?!"
"Oh yeah," Kuukai said. "Ore no kokoro…"
Rima swallowed her last laugh. "Atashi no kokoro."
Amu sighed. "Atashi no kokoro."
"UNLOCK!"
-one charanari/Character Transformation later-
"…"
"…"
Rima burst out in automatic laughter as Ikuto followed. "WHAT THE HECK? HAHAHA"
Amu looked at Kuukai and smiled. "That actually looks pretty good on my body. The whole 'Sky Jack' look. It's cool."
Kuukai stared. "WHAT THE HECK?! WHY AM I WEARING AMULET HEART'S CHARANARI?"
Amu looked down. Miki burst into laughter, and Suu sighed.
"I guess our charanaris only work for actual person we are connected to," Suu sighed.
Miki kept laughing. "Hey, Rima-chan! Did you bring your cell phone camera?"
Rima looked through the pockets of her 'Clown Drop' outfit (if there are any pockets) and pulled out her cell phone. "Here you go."
With much effort and Suu's help, Miki picked up the cellphone. "Amu-chan! Say cheese!"
Amu thought for a minute. Hmmm… I can either be a nice person and turn away from the camera… Or I can just look and smile…
"Cheese!" Amu said, winking.
Click!
"F my life" Kuukai said.
"Anyway, back the to the whole battle thing?" Ikuto asked.
"Oh yeah," Rima put away her cell phone. "Okay, let's goo!"
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A/N: Okay, that was mostly a humor chappy and nothing really happened… But next chappy maybe a little more… Fluffy? I dunno, I just wanted to type this up xD Again, SORRY ABOUT THE DARES THING .
Review and stuff! Next time the story will actually make sense!