Short 2: MEDIC!
Viaduct February 2
Nintendo Side
"MEDIC!" Donkey Kong called out as Mario rushes to answer.
He arrived and said "You called?"
"Follow me!" Donkey Kong requested as he went ahead to a snowy hill.
"Okie-dokie!" Mario followed Donkey Kong to the view of the control point, where they find Buttercup, Brick, the Scotsman, Dexter, and Numbuh 3 defending it. "Mamma Mia! That's quite a defense they have going there."
Donkey Kong held his mini gun up getting ready to shoot. "Get ready to charge me, Mario!"
Mario held his medi-gun up to prepare for Uber-charge. "Alright! Ready to charge! Let's-a GAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!"
Hearing the scream, the Kong turned around to see what was wrong only to see Mario coughing. "Ahem! Sorry. I think I swallowed a bug. I'm fine now."
Donkey Kong raised an eye brow then shrugged his shoulders. "Well, just help me capture the point!"
Donkey Kong then heard a different voice say "I think not!" Then he got stabbed in the back as he screamed in pain before dying. Father, who was behind him, chuckled evilly before disappearing.
Mario respawned as he mumbled to himself "Stupid spy!" The plumber put the misfortune he endured aside and ran to the battle field, waiting to heal people. He then collided with Wario which forced both of them to the ground. Mario looked at Wario, seeing his greedy counterpart covered in blood. "Wow!"
"Yeah, don't ask! Just heal me!" Wario demanded.
"Sure thing!" Mario used his medi-gun to heal Wario to over heal, but then three rockets came towards them and they screamed in panic before exploding to pieces.
From where the rockets were fired, Brick reloaded his bazooka as the Rowdyruff leader chuckled and commented "This American boot just kicked both of your butts back to Italy!"
The next day, Cartoon Network Side
"MEDIC!" Coop called out as Princess Bubblegum rushes to answer the call.
"You called?"
Coop pointed at the hill top as he exclaimed "I need your help in capturing the point!"
Bubblegum looked over to see Pit, Ike, Jeff, Wario, and Dawn defending the control point. She pondered at this before saying "I think what we need is an Uber-charge! But I'm only about fifty percent ready. And I'm afraid finding a team mate to heal will take a bit too long."
They then heard a little girl's voice say "No problem!" They turned and looked down to see Buttercup with her arms crossed. "You got an Ubersaw, right Bonnie?"
"Yes, why?" Bubblegum asked with a raised eye brow. "I can't just walk up to them and say 'hi, Nintendorks! I'm going to saw through your bones to be fully charged, if that's okay with you!' They'll blast me to oblivion if they saw me walk up to them!"
"They're not! They will only see me!" Buttercup explained as she zipped over to the Nintendo Team. "Hey Nerdtendo! You guy's games sucks eggs!"
The Nintendo's looked at where it came from and saw Buttercup shaking her butt at them, taunting them to get her. The ticked off team mates stared daggers at her. "Get that annoying little $#!¥!" Ike exclaimed as they went after Buttercup who ran out of there.
The Nintendo's gave chase to the green Puff, but they soon came to a stop, seeing that she disappeared. "Where did she go?" Asked Pit, unaware that Bubblegum was sneaking behind them, stabbing them from behind one by one, covering their mouths so the rest couldn't hear. She started with Dawn, then Wario, and Jeff.
With Pit and Ike left, the candy princess walked as slowly and carefully as possible. "I'm getting the feeling that this is a trap." Ike said when he got his mouth covered before getting stabbed.
"You're just figuring it out now?" Pit said before he got stabbed.
"Success!" Bubblegum exclaimed in triumph.
Coop and Buttercup came out of hiding and ran up to Bubblegum. "Nice work! At least we'll use it to defend."
"Yes, well in case a big army comes our way, I will be fully chaAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" Bubblegum was suddenly shot in the head, which surprised Coop and Buttercup in shock.
From afar, Samus wave taunted as she called out "What's up, princess?!"
"Aw man! And after all that hard work!" Buttercup said in frustration, looking at Coop.
"Man, this is a bad day." Coop said before he got shot in the head too. "Aaaaaaahhhh!"
"Uh oh! I better get out of here!" Buttercup thought aloud. But before she could run, she got stabbed in the back. "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"I don't think so." Said Shiek as he disappeared.
Turbine June 13
Nintendo Side
Mario ran out it the spawn room to heal team mates. Mario saw Pit running back all wounded and in need of healing, so he got his medigun ready. But when he was about to heal, Pit ran past him. Confused, Mario looked at where Pit was going and then made a face of disbelief, seeing the angel using Jeff's dispenser instead.
"Thanks Jeff!" Pit said with a thumbs up.
"No problem!"
Mario had his jaw dropped but then made a mad face. "I bet the candy princess is having a similar problem!"
Cartoon Network side
Bubblegum was about ready to move out and heal people, but then Buttercup came running calling "MEDIC! Help!" Bubblegum aimed at Buttercup and healed Buttercup fully, even over healed. "Thanks, Bonnie!"
"Ja! You're welcome!" Bubblegum said, when suddenly, the wounded Scotsman ran to her.
"MEDIC!" He cried before falling flat on his face. He lifted his head looking up at Bubblegum. "I feel like every bone in me body's broke."
Bubblegum rolled her eyes and healed the Scotsman. "There you are Mr. Scotsman. All healed."
"Ah, thanks princess." The Scotsman said in gratitude as he ran out to battle "Let's do iiiiiiit!"
After he left, Bubblegum said "Maybe now, I'll find Coop and help him get the..."
Bubblegum then cringed when she heard Brick call out "MEDIC!"
Bubblegum face palmed herself. "Great...!"
When Brick caught up with her, Bubblegum healed him. "You deserve a medal, your sugariness!"
When Brick left, Bubblegum sighed. "Perhaps now I can proceed to..."
"MEDIC!" She heard Numbuh 3 cry, much to her irritation.
"Grrr...! ¥&£€&##!%!" Bubblegum yelled to the air. After Bubblegum healed Numbuh 3, she spotted Dexter and she immediately walked up to him and said "Dexter!"
Dexter turned his attention to her. "Yeah?"
"I need you to build a dispenser for me, so that I can take a break, please?"
Dexter shrugged and said "Alrighty then!"
"Thank you." Bubblegum said as she turned around with a sigh of relief.
"No, princess. Thank you." Daxter said as he stabbed Bubblegum in the back, killing her. Dexter then turned into Shiek as he walked away. "Thank you for being such a dear friend."
Hydro August 4
Nintendo Side
Mario ran outside to heal his team mates. "MEDIC!" Ike called out as he ran up to Mario who was about to heal him when BOOM! Ike blew to pieces by the Scotsman.
The Scotsman laughed drunk as he commented "Dominated, private blue head! I'm gonna kill you and I'll... keep killing ya... And then I'll $€##£& your &$$... like a bass... €¥#%$& I'm the $&&#%# grass man... Then €€#¥$% kidnap your sister... And ££$&%#¥€..."
Soon Samus came running to him saying "Mario! I need you to heal my..." Before Samus could finish, she got hit in the head by a baseball as she fell to the ground.
From afar, Buttercup acted proud of herself as she said "Did anybody see that? I just dominated that hybrid freak! BONK!"
Mario made a mad look and went elsewhere so that he can heal someone in peace. That's when Dawn came along saying "Mario! I need some healing!"
"Okie dokie!" Mario activated his midigun healing Dawn when she was suddenly shot in the head, surprising Mario.
From where the shot came from, Grim reloaded his rifel as he commented in a quiet tone "Here's a touching story... Once upon a time, you died and I lived happily ever after. The end."
Mario facepalmed himself as Jeff comes running to him calling "MEDIC!"
Mario looked at Jeff with a grumpy expression and said "€&##&$!0#£! Is there a point to your lives?!"
He then heard Jeff scream bloody murder, making the Italian look back in shock. He sees Jeff fall to the floor dead with Father behind him holding a bloody knife. "Apparently not, Mr. Mario."
Father then shoots Mario in the face. "And you are such a bad doctor as much as a bad plumber!" Father laughed as he vanishes.
Cartoon Network Side
Bubblegum ran out to assist someone and as if right away, Coop came along saying "Bonnibel! You ready to capture the point?"
Bubblegum made a confident smile as she said "Of course! I'm always ready for accomplishing missions!"
"Then let's go!" Coop went up ahead as Bubblegum follows behind while over healing him. As they ran, Coop shot anyone that came running their way. "Awwaaaaahhhh! Oowaaaaaah! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Keep crying babies!"
"Good work, Coop! Now go!" Bubblegum said as they made their way to the Nintendo's control point. When they made it, it a seemed deserted, which was good for them. "Amazing! We're going to win!"
"Yeah! All we have to do is stand on the point and... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Coop was suddenly shot in the head much to the candy princess' surprise.
"Ah!" Bubblegum looked at the roof top and saw Samus from the roof top.
"I just bagged the world's fattest!" Samus commented in victory.
Scared, Bubblegum turned to run when she bumped into something invisible. She fell to the ground and rubbed her head. She looked up and saw Shiek pointing a gun at her face. He pulled the trigger and killed Bubblegum.
In the spawn room, Bubblegum respawned with an angry glare as the voice of Elmer Fudd said "Yous failed stalemate!"
Coop, who was standing next to Bubblegum with a bewildered face as he asked confused "Wait, we lose, but they don't win? Huh. That's kind of weird."
Brick then approached Coop and Bubblegum with a mad look as he asked "Alright! I wanna know something, and I wanna know now! Which one of you numbskulls had let us down?!" Bubblegum's only answer to that was shooting a syringe into his eye which was really painful. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Brick screamed in agony as he fell dead.
TEAM KILLER!
Coop made a scared stance after seeing what happened. "Uh... Was that really necessary?"
Bubblegum glared at Coop as she answered "Yes! Because my skills are wasted on this team!"
Mario and Bubblegum don't have the easiest job in the entire game, and we can very well relate when playing as the Medic. Hope you enjoyed.