This is mega taste the rainbow sad. I'm warning you. It's a tad faggy. Since there will be some pairings, still undetermined, anyways all encouragement aside. I hope you enjoy it.

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High school

OCC (A little.)

Gay. Fag.

Dream pair.

4:00 pm

"Fuji…" Eiji blinked.

Was that really Kai Yuujirou tied to a chair in the middle of the tennis courts?

"Fujiko? What did you do?" Eiji asked the smiling boy.

"It's payback. He was your opponent at the nationals wasn't he?" The genius of Seigaku giggled.

Fuji never giggles. Unless he's out to get yo- someone.

"But I won." The obvious had to be stated.

"So? This team has been hitting tennis balls at people. Isn't this a good enough reason to capture somebody?" It was quite uncanny the way that Fuji said it as if it was as simple as 2+2= well, you never know when Fuji is added to the sum.

Since Fuji = EVIL!

"Well..." Eiji started slowly. "It was his whole team, why didn't you choose someone like Kita? Or Tanishi Kei?" At least he can stand Inui juice; it might help if you're up against the devi- ah Fuji.

"It's harder to kidnap fat kids."

"…Fuji…" Eiji looked at his best friend sweat dropping animatedly. "You sound like if you have done it before, nya."

"Why you seem surprised Eiji." Fuji smiled warmly.

Eyebrows shot up as the acrobat player of the team, started in disbelief.

"I'm only pulling your tail." Giggling (AGAIN) the brunette spoke.

After a long pause of awkward silence Eiji decided to break it, being a very loud person.

"So Fuji… What are you planning to… um. Do to him?"

"Nothing much."

"Fujiko, please don't go to Hell, I hear it's a bad place from Oishi, they don't have any tennis there!" Eiji wailed, scared that his best friend would be dragged down to the fiery pits because of his terrifying actions.

"Eiji, if God is really watching us and judging us, the least I can do is to be entertaining." Fuji told the cat like person.

"Fuji…"
Said person, went over the unconscious being and took out a big fat marker.

Eiji sighed and stood next to his friend and helped his friend 'prepare' Kai. Fuji wasn't someone you could argue with.

Hell, Fuji was someone you wouldn't dare to cross with.

5:00 pm

Kikumaru Eiji was someone who you could convince very easily to do something. Right or wrong, Fuji realized. It didn't matter, after all Fuji was dying to get into the red head's pants… Or at least underneath that killer shirt of his.

After an hour of working on the priceless dummy that was Kai Yuujirou, Fuji decided that revenge was a sweet as Eiji's lips. Thank the Devil, that long hair was so much fun to deal with.

"Fuji?"

"Yes Eiji?" Fuji smiled halfway through *censored*.

"How did you manage to kidnap him?"

"Ah, well… I was on my way to buy my sister a birthday present when I came across the Higa middle school tennis club. And I decided to take a peek, to see how our rivals are shaping up."

"Wait, how did you get as far as Okinawa?" Eiji interrupted the genius.

"They don't sell Marijuana here." Fuji said matter-of-factually.

"WHAT? MARIJUANA? THAT'S A TYPE OF DRUG!" Eiji was shocked. His best friend did drugs? Maybe it would explain his creepy desire to enjoy people suffering. Yes, it all made sense now.

"I'm joking!" Fuji started pointedly at the nice strip of skin that his friend was showing nicely from raising his arms up. "Let me carry on with my story."

Eiji nodded still flabbergasted at the thought of it.

"So there I was standing watching the hosers- I mean players train. It was really boring so I was hoping I could get a few pranks in while I was there. So I renamed all of their confidential work around, to fake names. Mixed around their underwear, I think I set fire to a couple of palm trees. Maybe."

The scary thing is, Eiji thought, that none of the stuff seemed false.

"So anyways, I was thinking how amazing it would be to have an actual pet here. I was going to pick Tanishi-kun, but he was too fat to fit in my Big Brown Bag."

"Let me get this straight, you stuffed Kai into your Big Brown Bag. An not Tanishi because he was too fat." Eiji looked at Fuji.

"People would have stared at me."

No, Fuji, they wouldn't stare at a 17 year old boy 'kidnapping' somebody in a Big Brown Bag. Eiji deadpanned in his head.

"But he was protesting too much so I knocked him out. And then I brought him here, when I go here everyone was gone, except you."

"Let's carry on with what we were doing, nya." The red head nervously said. Whilst I'm going to whack my head with a pineapple. Because I did not just hear any of that.

"Yes, let's!" Fuji smiled brightly.

7:00 pm

Kai Yuujirou woke up. Feeling dazed. Ouch, he thought my head hurts, wasn't I knocked out or something?

Walking forward he found himself in Higa's tennis clubroom. Surrounded by his teammates.

"Oi, Kai. How are you feeling?" Hirakoba asked a smirk donned his features.

"Pretty shit. Why?"

"Oh nothing Kai-kun." Tanishi held a great guffaw in.

"What are you hosers laughing at?" Kai frowned. His teammates must be on crack or something; actually he had heard that a brown haired boy had been buying vast amounts of Marijuana around in these places.

"Here." Chinen gave him a mirror.

Someone had tied his hair in about a million tiny plaits complete with pink ribbons. And on his forehead were the words 'I have sex with dinosaurs. I don't care what society says it's the best sex of my life.' In big green Sharpie Markers. Said to write on anything, even CD's.

"WHAT? THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE! I WOULD HAVE TO HAVE A 6 FT LONG- OH SHUT UP." He thundered on.

Outside a duo (taking pictures) was giggling madly and plotting.

Eiji sighed, well, Fuji had giggled to start with.

Didn't I say it was sad and faggy? You could classify this as crack. (Omfg I made a pun)

I don't own some of the quotes used there (or any form of Sharpie Makrers, but those things aren't permanent you can get them off with nail polish remover. But yes, I got this idea from the quote 'Fat kids are harder to kidnap.'

Please review with any funny quotes I could incorporate into this story of drabbles. You will receive full credit for it and I will generally write faster if I'm motivated. You could also suggest a pairing that I could use. I'm a tad biased *coughverycough* but I'll try my 2nd best. Because trying your best is for skeezers. I joke.

The story line (Thing I steal inspiration from) will change every chapter, I will give the most important information at the start.

Oh and one more thing please tell me if I have made any mistakes. I like good criticism and take it. Flames are funny to me and will actually probably be used as some kind of parody...