Entry Thirty-eight—
Oh-noes, that Chancellor guy called us all down. What does he want now? And just when I was about to finish watching Shusaku Replay 3!
"…is that porn?"
It's Jaden. Again. Doesn't he ever leave me alone? Let me see what happens if I actually vocalize my thoughts.
"Don't you ever leave me alone?"
He's ignoring me.
"Is that girl…holy flip!"
"Yes, slacker, he put his—"
"Chazz!"
"—into her—"
"Oh my god!"
"—and then—"
"Stop that!"
"—came out of her—"
"STOP. NOW. PLEASE."
Wow. This conversation oddly sounds like a censored rap video. Not that I ever watched one of those, but…yeah…
Entry Thirty-nine—
Alright, alright, I'm here. What's so gosh darn important that I actually have to SKIP OUT on watching hot bouncing chicks?
"My students. Something very terrible is going on at this Academy."
Bored already.
"You see. Underneath these very floors lies a terrible and great danger…"
Just smile and nod. Smile and nod. And stare at Alexis' ass while I'm at it.
Entry Forty—
"…and these Shadow Riders will be going after your Spirit keys so keep them safe, you hear me?"
Gods, this old guy is really starting to get on my nerves. Will he ever shut up? Just give me the keys and let me go back to watching my porn!
"But do not fear my students. The worst these Shadow Riders can do is to take your keys if you lose a duel."
Oh, yeah…real reassuring. Next time just tell us to not worry because the worst those Shadow Riders can do is sneak into our dorms in the dead of night, slit our throats while we're asleep, and rob us of all our valuables including those keys.
"Chazz, I would appreciate it if you would stop playing with Alexis's skirt."
The world hates me.
Entry Forty-one—
Finally, we get to leave! I'm getting out of this Hell-pit. Wait, damn…the slacker's following me. Again. STOP FOLLOWING ME, JADEN.
"Hey Chazz, what do you plan on doing after this?"
"Taking a shower."
"The shower head is broken."
"Then I'll get somebody to fix it, ok?"
"Like who?"
"Aquaman."
"…"
Entry Forty-two—
Darn. He's right, the showerhead IS broken! And I can't get anybody to fix it, not even Aquaman!
"Has it ever occurred to you that Aquaman controls the sea, not the plumbing?"
SHUT UP! Don't make me get all Batman on your ass!
"How do you know about all these Superheroes anyway?"
No, the right question is how do YOU know about, them, slacker? Huh, huh? I bet you can't get yourself out of THAT one. Not so smart, are you now? I just pawned you, Ja—
"I read the comics."
Insert face-fault here.
…
I'm going to eat. Don't follow me.
Entry Forty-three—
So what's for lunch anyway? Fish…something that looks like soup…rice…ugh.
"Is that urine?"
"Actually it's today's special, Princeton."
"…"
That's it. I'm becoming anorexic.
Entry Forty-four—
"Zane."
"What is it, Atticus?"
"My back feels itchy. Will you scratch it for me?"
"Fine."
Very interesting relationship those two have. Especially at the lunch table. Wait a minute. Why are they at the Slifer cafeteria? Why is Bastion at the Slifer cafeteria? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
"Zane."
"What is it now, Atticus?"
"It's too hot here. Can you take off my shirt?"
"Alright."
This is getting weird. Bastion, stop shaking your butt in my face.
"Zane."
"I'm really tired, Atticus. Make this quick, ok?"
"That's perfect. Let's jump in your bed together."
…
Is it just me or has everybody in this school gone gay?
"Possibly."
STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME, SLACKER!
Entry Forty-five—
"Will you stop—ow—hitting me—ow—"
Like Hell.
I HAVE FURY!
Entry Forty-six—
"But—ow—Chazz—"
Entry Forty-seven—
"—not the—ow—face—"
Good idea.
POW.
Ooh…right in the sucker.
Entry Forty-eight—
Syrus spotted me smacking Jaden around. Aww…shoot. Just when I was beginning to have fun! Why does everybody want to ruin my fun?
"Chazz! Stop hitting Jay!"
Not happening. This slacker needs to be taught a lesson unless you want to take his place. Wait, no…dammit. Zane's looking in my direction again. Better put up the powder puff act.
"Oh my lord, Syrus! Are you alright? Is there anything I can get you, dear boy?"
"Chazz. What's gotten into you? Are you drunk?"
WHAT? Pfft, excuse me? I'm trying to be nice here! Oh, when Zane stops looking this way…
"Have you been abusing Prozac again? You know those things have side-effects!"
Maybe.