A/N: That's right, Lemmywinks isn't finished yet, bitches.
Day 3: I've successfully reached the sigmoid colon and am proceeding up the descending colon, which is a tad difficult, seeing as that everything which passes through is headed in the opposite direction of me. I think I saw some corn earlier. I should reach the transverse colon by midday and then it's all downhill at the ascending colon until I reach the cecum. I plan to take refuge in the appendix for the night, because I'd rather deal with some lymph than that 7 o'clock-canon-ball.