The next day at the studio, the members of G.O.O.D decided to approach the LilyMu cast with their theory and see if they could help in any way.
"Hey, it's our fans" Mikey said upon seeing the heroes "here to watch us film another episode, I take it?"
"Not really" Jake said, "we got something to tell you guys that might be kind of hard for you to take."
"Let me tell 'em Jake, I'm good at delivering bad news to people" Spud said. "We think Lily & Mitsuki were kidnapped by the two new girls, who are actually evil super villains in disguise, and they want something in the studio and they're probably going to kill them once they have it" Spud said, mustering as much breath as he could.
"That's how you deliver bad news?" Elena asked, shocked.
"I believe in telling it like it is" Spud says "even though it often means a punch in the arm, or worse."
"How do you guys know all this anyway?" Mikey asked suspiciously.
"Well, here's the thing…" Jake began.
And so he explained all about G.O.O.D & E.V.I.L, and their various conflicts.
"Wow, I can't believe you guys are real heroes!" Mikey said, "and fans of our show to boot!"
"Have you guys ever fought a robot who had like, lasers for arms. No, for a head!" Gonard asked excitedly.
"Will you two knock it off?!" Guano exclaimed "if these guys are right we need to get to LilyMu Towers and rescue the girls."
"And we gotta totally stop Karai & Magness before they rip the place apart" Jake added.
"We'll need to split into two groups" Axel explained "Ron, you and the other peripheral members will go with the cast to rescue the girls. We'll stay here and stop E.V.I.L."
"No way am I going with these weirdoes" Elena said, "I want to stay here with you and help you fight the bad guys!"
"They're too dangerous" Zick replied, "look, I'll go with you to LilyMu Towers if you want. And Jake & Axel can call me if they need backup."
"Sounds like a plan" Jake replied "but we won't need any backup, cause the Am Drag can handle the ladies."
"Okay, let's move out" Axel said, "we don't know how much time we have left." So the two groups headed off towards their objectives.
"Um, how are we going to get to LilyMu Towers anyway?" Ron said "we don't have a car."
"I still like my rickshaw idea" Spud said, "Mike could pull us."
"No way dude, I'm not pulling one of those things" Mike complained.
"Well I'm not asking Gonard to do it!"
"Uh, guys" Mikey said, interrupting the argument "LilyMu Towers isn't actually that far from the studio."
"Yeah, Ozu didn't want to have to pay us for travel expenses" Guano explained.
"That's convenient" Ron replied, "let's go!"
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Meanwhile, Karai and Magness had begun their search of the set, but found nothing.
"Is Vilgax sure that thing we're searching for is here?" Magness asked.
"Positive" Karai replied, "there simply must be another area we neglected to search."
"But where?" Magness asked. It was then that both girls noticed the stairs leading to the basement.
"You don't think…" Magness began.
"We shall soon find out" Karai replied, as both girls made their way to the stairs.
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Meanwhile, back at LilyMu Towers, Jack & Flesh were sitting on the couch, as bored as could be.
"So, how'd you get the big muscles?" Jack asked.
"Chemical spill" Flesh asked "how'd you get the white skin?"
"I was born with it" Jack replied.
"You one of those albinos or something?" Flesh asked.
"You'd be surprised how many times I've been asked that question" Jack replied, "no I'm not. See, what happened is…"
Before he could continue his story, there was a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" Jack asked, getting up and approaching the door.
"Who is it?" he asked.
"Pizza man."
"Did you order a pizza?" he asked Flesh, who shook his head no.
"Tubby, did you order a pizza?" he angrily asked.
"No, but I would not turn one down" Tubbimura replied.
Jack sighed, "okay, let me get this" he said opening the door. "Okay buddy, just leave it…" smack!
A powerful green foot plowed into Jack's chest, sending him flying across the room.
"Sorry dude, no pizza for you" Mike said, flipping into the room with his nunchucks at the ready.
"Surrender the girls, evildoers, or prepare to meet the wrath of Super Spud and his associates. Tally ho!"
"Seriously, man, try 'boo-ya' once and a while" Ron replied.
"You losers have got to be kidding" Jack said "you think you can beat us?"
"Well there's eight of us and only three of you" Zick said, "it would take an army to help you now."
Jack snapped his fingers, and suddenly, a collection of Foot ninja appeared in the room, ready for battle.
"Oh, I guess you have one" Mike said nervously.
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Meanwhile, back at the studio, Ozu was worried about the cast's disappearance. "Where is everyone?" he asked, "if they don't get here soon, we will not be able to film today's show. Yes Man, you will have to stand in for them."
"But I cannot play all those parts!"
"Nonsense, you will do fine" Ozu replied, "now suit up and prepare for the first scene."
Yes Man ran off and came back dressed as Mikey.
"Excellent" Ozu replied, "now, get on motorcycle, and we'll film you driving it."
"Is this safe?" Yes Man asked.
"Just do it" Ozu replied.
Yes Man complied and got on the motorcycle, than began to drive it. "This is easy!" he said, until he saw the ramp up ahead. "Uh-oh" he said, "where brakes?"
He flew through the air and landed on the ground.
"Good work" Ozu said, "now we do one with film in the camera."
Just then, Jake & Axel ran over to him; "aah, you two wish to act in today's show?" he asked "the rest of my cast has gone missing for some reason."
"I think I broke my leg!" Yes Man yelled from across the studio.
"Just walk it off" Ozu called back.
"Mr. Ozu, we hate to tell you this, but your two replacement girls are evil villains" Axel explained.
"Check it, we're sure they're here to steal something hidden in the studio" Jake added.
"Can you think of anything of value that might be here?" Axel added.
"No, nothing" Ozu replied, "well, except for the doomsday weapon in the basement."
"You have a doomsday weapon in your basement?" Jake asked "what are you, whack?"
"I bought it a long time ago at garage sale" Ozu said "I could never get it to work, so I just put it in the basement. It makes great paperweight."
"I can no longer feel anything!" Yes Man called out again.
"Well I hate to tell you this, but if those two girls grab the doomsday weapon, it'll be the end for you and the world" Axel explained.
"Well then do something!" Ozu said, "I must make LilyMu show for today! Now, where is Yes Man?"
"To the basement, and quick" Axel said, "with any luck, we're not too late!"
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In the next chapter, Axel & Jake must stop the girls from obtaining the doomsday device, while the others fight the remaining villains to rescue Lily & Mitsuki. Also, Gonard eats a fridge.
