Me: Yay! Another new chapter!
Katie: Do you ever take a break?
Me: No!
Sledgehammer: Who cares? I get to kill you two now!
Us: Uhhh... Sure.
Me: Anyway, the boss battle! Woohoo!
Stage 1: Courtyard
Psycho's POV:
Yay! We're almost done! Happy day! Katie and I ran to the concert hall, watch in hand. At least, I think we brought the watch. I'm not sure. Oh well.
"Psycho..." a voice called. I froze and looked around.
"Katie..." the same voice rasped. We looked up, and one million kudos to the person who guesses who was up there correctly! If you guessed: sledgehammer, we're sorry, but we ate the kudos. xp
"You figured me out little girls..." he laughed before jumping down.
"What exactly did we figure out?" I whispered. Katie shrugged.
"How should I know?" she said. "I'm just here to add humor."
"They thought they had gotten rid of me that day in the gallows, but they were wrong! Little May was only the beginning!" he said.
"Um, excuse me? Sledgie?" I said while looking at the article.
"What?"
"It says here you had thirteen other victims."
"Yeah? So?"
"So... May wasn't the beginning. She was more like... somewhere in the middle," I said.
"That's not the point," Sledgie grumbled. Actually, it was the point, seeing how-
"God! Just shut up and start running for Pete's sake!" Katie yelled in frustration. Fine! You all can think the fourteenth victim was the first! I have no problem with you being stupid! You all suck anyway-
"Look out!" Katie shoved me out of the way of Sledgie's hammer. We ran around in circles throughout the courtyard, until something happened. I saw something under my feet glow a bright yellowish-gold. I stopped and a sigil appeared under me. A bright light erupted from it, and the same thing happened to Katie.
In front of me was my bottle of holy water. I reached out to grab it and it shattered. In place of it, were two jeweled, golden sword handles. Katie's was a small handle, it didn't look like it would be a sword, more like a...
Wait, it's the bow! It's the freaking bow that rooders get! But... Why do I have these? I grabbed the handles and they transformed into long daggers about half the size of my arms. Katie's weapon was the sacred bow. It had a glowing blue line for the wooden part of the bow... whatever you call that, and a quiver of golden arrows. Hm, the quiver's new. Why didn't I get that in the game? Oh well, I am queen of the pointy daggers of DOOOM!
"You mispelled 'doom'," Sledgehammer muttered. Okay, he's goin' down.
Stage 1: Boss battle
Sledgehammer: 25 victims
Sentenced to:X years... Somethin' around 400... Who cares?
OMG JUDGEMENT!
Still my POV:
(Suggested song: Anything but Eye of the Tiger!... Maybe like... I Just Wanna Live by Good Charlotte.)
Yay! We finally get this guy off our backs! Or vice versa...
"But Psycho! I don't wanna kill David Hasselhoff! We could get sued!" Katie whined. True, we could get sued by other Sledgie fans, but... I'm the only one. Whywould I sue myself?
"It's okay Katie, I'll take full responsibility for whatever happens!"
"Really?"
"Probably not, but let's kill him anyway!"
"Hooray!"
Katie stood back and charged up an arrow while I rushed foward and dealt him a few good knocks to the noggin.
"Ow! Why you little..." Sledgie glared and charged up what looked like a sonic wave. He may have been farting, I'm not sure.
"Die!" He yelled. I ducked and Katie realeased the arrow, since she was out of range of the attack. It hit Sledgehammer and he was binded to the spot. I suddenly remembered something that may come in handy: The super attack.
"Katie! Charge up another arrow and hit him from the left side, and then one from the right!" I called. Katie shrugged and took a few steps to the left before charging up another arrow. I watched with a smug grin on my face. But something happened I didn't expect.
Sledgehammer grabbed the bind and tore it in half! My jaw fell at my feet. Katie released the arrow, and MC Hammer over there caught it and snapped it in two! I noticed my dagger in my left hand was glowing. It moved in my hand to where it was pointing up. I see where this is going... nope... Lost it. Dangit. My dagger pointed more urgently, and started to burn my hand. Katie's bow acted a little loopy too.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaa!" Katie was dragged over to me by her bow, and the dagger flew out of my hand and fit in like anarrow. Wait... I get it!
"Do you really get it this time? Or are you just being a smarty-pants?" Katie asked while holding my weapon.
"I get it! You're being the smarty-pants!" I snapped. Katie stuck her tongue out at me and I slashed at Sledgehammer with the one dagger I had. Katie aimed my dagger at the sky like anarrow and fired. I saw a bem satrting, but something was missing. I slashed the sexy maniac in the face and threw my dagger. Which was a very bad idea, 'cause now I was unarmed.
"Uh oh..." I said before running. He chased my with a look of hate in his eyes. I'm so unloved! Wait, what's he doing now? Aaaah! Wtch where you're swinging that thing! Ow! Eep! Okay! That one almost hit me! (CLUNK)
"You... Prink... You made the purple monkey come back..." I said woozily. He cracked me upside the noggin.
"I sir... chalenge you to... a duel..." Weeee... Look at all the colors... Katie got a sweatdrop on her head and fired a charged arrow into the sky. As if on cue, a beam shot down. I could make out the outlines of me weapons at the front.
Sledgehammer looked up with his mouth hanging open in shock. He was about to move, but Sledgie ain't the fastest subordinate in the world, I'll give him that.
"No!" he yelled. The psycho gave one final cry of anguish, and a large explosion erupted from where he stood. As the light faded, there he stood, with a large wound. Darkness seeped through it, and he rose into the sky slowly. Agfter an explosion, we heard him scream one more time.
"Ooooh... Pretty waves of darkness..." Katie said. I gave her a look and noticed soemthing fall out of the sky. I caught it and looked at it shimmer. It looked like a small heart with a emerald on the left side. I shrugged and put it in my pocket.
"Did you get the watch?" I asked Katie. She nodded and pointed to the pocket of my hoodie.
"Yeah, I put it in your pocket before the fight. Why?" she asked. Oh no... That was where he hit me...
"Katie, what possesed you to do that?" I asked while taking out the battered pieces. It was cracked in two, with a shattered lense and cogs and springs sticking out every which way. Katie smiled sheepishly and took the broken watch.
"I can probably fix it," she said whiel looking at it. I have horrible envisions of what could happen, but I'm willing to take a risk here.
"Alright, I'll go see if I can find out what's wrong with koolaid girl," I said before heading into the hall. She nodded and began tinkering.
Some time later after listening to May play the wrong note over and over and over and over to the point of suicide...
Katie's POV:
"I'm back!" I yelled while running in with the watch. Psycho was banging her head on the wall and muttering.
"What (bang) took (bang) you (bang) so (bangbangbang) long?" she asked while banging her head after every word. I pressed the switch on the watch. I should tell you all now, the music chip was banged up beyond repair- (Psycho bangs her head more) and I had to insert a new one...
"You replaced it with the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack?" Psycho yelled. May turned around and I set the watch down. Psycho grabbed a big stick from the side and hit herself again and again and again and again.
"I know it's the wrong chip, but abusing yourself will get you nowhere," I said.
"It'll make me feel better!" Psycho yelled while hitting herself harder. May sobbed and took up the watch.
"D-daddy?" she said before crying.
Psycho's POV:
Great! The watch is playing Simple and Clean, I have a headache, and she still can't get the song right!
"Um, May... Your father's dead..." Katie said while trying to fix the chip. May sobbed harder and banged on the piano in frustration. I grabbed the watch and connected two wires. The right song began to play. Thank the Lord! May stopped crying.
"Look, even though your dad's dead and you have half of your skull banged in... Erm... Okay, two thirds... You should continue to practice as hard as you can-" Katie started.
"Yeah, or else you're gonna be playin' Dixie for the rest of your afterlife," I finished. Katie thwapped me over the head. May ignored us and played along to the watch's tune while we punched each other's lights out.
"May..." a voice said.
"May..."
"May..."
"Daddy!" May yelled while running up a glowing flight of steps.
"Look Psycho! They're together again!" Katie said happily. I wasn't paying attention due to the large wound on my bum!
"Thank you May! Your beautiful playing has brought me back to you! at last we can be together again!" Mr. Norton said. May nodded with tears in her eyes. (sniff) It's times like this that get you feeling all warm and fuzzy inside!
"Thank you Katie... Psycho..." Mr. Norton called.
"Thank you!" May called back to us. We waved.
"Bye! Good luck in Heaven! Say hi to the Lord for me and thank him for the cool weapons!" I called. Katie waved.
"Bye! See you later!" Katie yelled. We waved until a wave of dizziness took over. I fell backwards and tumbled off of the stage. Katie fell onto the piano stand. I'm not sure what happened next, but I awoke in the Hamilton Lodge. And as I said before, I'm a heavy slee... Zzzzzzzz
Hamilton Lodge:
Katie's POV:
Aaah! Killer monkeys! Huh? Man, I had that dream again. Poopie. I sat up on the couch and got up. We were in Alyssa's room? How'd we get here? I remeber being in... in... where were we?
Bang... bang...
"Eep! Psycho! There's someone at the window!" I aid while shaking Psycho in the chair near me.
"Mmmf! Five more minutes Mom!" she moaned while pulling the pillow over her head. I kicked the chair.
"Get up!" I hissed. The banging got louder. Darn Psycho and her lazy ways! I picked up a coat rack near the window and slowly made my way to the curtains. This is it... What beastly nightmare awaits me?
I pulled back the curtains and screamed.
"Aaaaaaaah!" I yelled. The guy at the window also screamed.
"aaaaaaah!"
"Aaaaaaaah!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Psycho woke up and shrugged.
"Aaaaaah..." she yelled.
Me: Aaaaaaaaaah!
: Aaaaaaaaaah!
Psycho: Aaaaaaah?
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Psycho: Shut up!
Me and : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Psycho whacked us with the coat rack. and opened the window.
"Whaddya want?" she asked angrily. The boy tried to climb up but began to fall, and being the kind person I am, I grabbed his wrist and began to pull him back up.
"What're you doing? Push him back!" Psycho yelled. I glared as she tried to shove the newcomer back.
"Cut that out! What do you have aginst him?" I asked while shoving her and pulling him in.
"This is the most annoying game character in the game! Dennis must die!"
"How'd you know my name?" I turned to see the red head walking up to us. He was wearing a bljue and yellow sweater with brown pants. He had a frightening resemblance to Ron from Harry Potter. He was actually kind of cute...
"I have my ways," Psycho growled. I elbowed her and helped the poor guy off the floor. He tripped while walking.
"Don't mind her, I'm Katie," I said. "Dennis" smiled and got up.
'I'm Dennis. Who's the angry one?" he asked while pointing to Psycho.
"That's Psycho," I said.
"I know she looks a little loony, but what's her name?"
"...Psycho," I said again.
"Oh, erm, nice to meet you!" he said. Psycho growled and closed the window. I gave her a look and looked at Dennis.
"Don't mean to be rude, but what are you doing here?" I asked.
"And how do you know where Alyssa'a bedroom window is?" Psycho asked whiel shutting the curtains. Dennis turned bright red and pulled something out of his pocket.
"Th-that's not important. Where is Alyssa by the way? I have to give her somethingg," he said while pulling out a key.
"Alyssa ain't here right now, but we'll take that," Psycho said while snatching the key.
"Hey!" Dennis tried to take the key back, but Psycho held onto it like a lifeline. I sighed and took the key.
"What's it for?" I asked. He shrugged.
"I'm not sure. Her mother told me to give it to her. You sure Alyssa's not here?" Dennis asked. I nodded and Psycho was already out the door. I guess I better leave it to Beaver. She probably knows what's going on.
"So, what's up?" Dennis asked. I shrugged.
"Nothin' much," I replied. Dennis nodded and looked around.
"Are you busy Friday night?" he asked.
"Psycho? Am I busy Friday night?" I called.
"I dunno! What do I look like? Psycho the human planner?" Psycho yelled from the stairs.
"I'm not busy!" I said happily.
"You wanna go out?" Dennis asked.
"Yes! I wanna go somewhere nice on our date! Somewhere romantic! somewhere like-"
"McDonald's?" he suggested.
"Yes! It's perfect!" I said.
"Gee, you two were truly meant to be," Psycho muttered. She walked back into the room twirling the key on her finger.
"C'mon Juliet, we got work to do," she said while dragging me out the room.
"Goodbye Denny! I shall count the days until our paths cross due to something incredibly weird that Psycho or I screw up!" I waved and the door closed.
TBC...