Me: Whew. I started a third story so this took a bit more time than I expected. Did I tell that in the previous chappy?
Tadase: No, you didn't, Jonzz-san.
Me: Okay. Well, as you can see, today I'm hosting with Tadase Hotori, the prin-... I mean the king!! The king of Seiyo... Wait.. What was the school's name again?
Tadase: Ah, it's-..
Me: Well, never mind. Sowwy, Tadase. But I'm too lazy to look it up so you can say it.
Tadase: Ah, it's okay, Jonzz-san.
Me: Wow! Tadase, when did you get so hot!!
Tadase: Eh?
Me: Nothing. Well then, roll the chappy!
Someone's POV
"I got you company because I can't play with you right now. Got to chase the Embryo."
"Embryo? What do you know about Embryo?" Tadase asked.
"Well, we met in a family reunion but she was reeally mean to me. So I threw some cake on her. That was funny.. Oh the memories.." Uma said while staring off to space. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Oh well, here comes your buddies. Be nice to them!" Uma said and flew off. When the guardians perked up, they saw tons of X-eggs...
"Aagh! What are we gonna do? Amu-chi's gone darky-dark and there's too many eggy-eggs!" Yaya yelled.
"Tightrope Dancer! Yaya, don't scream, fight! We have to save Amu!" Rima yelled back at her.
"Blaze Shoot! Where are all these eggs coming from?" Nagihiko asked.
"We have to help Amu-chan!" Tadase yelled.
"Need any help, kiddy king?" Ikuto asked.
"Ikuto-niisan! Eh? Why are you here?" Tadase asked with a confused look.
"I decided to drop by."
"But weren't you looking for your father?"
"Well.. Let's call this a holiday,"
"Ikuto got tired of England-nya," Yoru said with a know-it-all-tone
"You were in England?"
"I donno. The author forgot where I went and was too lazy to look it up."
"Ah.. Is that so.. So it's the author's fault," Tadase sighed. (Hey! What's with the sigh! And MY fault?! Thanks a bunch guys.)
"Oh well. Let's chara-nari, Yoru," Ikuto said.
"Okay-nya!" said Yoru and they did the chara-nari.
"Chara-nari! Black Lynx!" yelled Ikuto.
"Thank you, Ikuto-niisan! I'm going ahead of you guys!" Tadase yelled. Ikuto just nodded and went fighting.
In some kind of dark alley, someone's POV
"Amu-chan!" Tadase yelled and stopped in the spot.
"Ah? You caught up?" Uma asked and laughed.
She was still in a chara-nari mode and she was sitting on a chair.
"Yes! I still have questions to ask you!"
"Well then. Let's start. I don't have much time for this!" Uma yelled and threw her hands up.
"Where's the real Amu-chan?!"
"Somewhere in the back of my head."
"How do we get her back?!"
"There's no benefit for me if I tell you that."
"Do you like cookies?!"
"No."
"Can you do the Amulet Heart?!"
"No."
"How do we get Amu-chan back?!"
"You have to go into my mind and you have to be her true love and kiss her."
"How do we get into your mind?!"
"By saying the magic words."
"What are the magic words?!"
"Acrabah, Atlanta, Arctic Seas and the neighbor's warehouse."
"Huh?" Tadase sweatdropped at her.
"AAH! You made me leak out too much information! Damn, you guys are too smart for your own good!" Uma yelled with hands on her head.
"..." Tadase sweatdropped again.
"..."
"Oh well... Acrabah! Atlanta! Arctic Seas! The neighbor's warehouse!" Tadase yelled and everything started to go black.
In Uma's head, Tadase's POV
Where am I? How come it's so dark in here? It feels like someone's going to jump out of nowhere and murder me. Oh yeah, I should open my eyes.
I opened my eyes and saw a lot of pink, blue, green and yellow.
"..."
I got up and looked around. I was in a forest. There was lots of trees. Blue trees. There was also a green sky. And pink grass. And a yellow lake.
"..."
I put my hand into the water. I ruffled the grass and touched the trees. Then I yelled to the sky:
"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"
"In my head, dummy," said Uma's voice.
"Where are you?"
"Uh... You ask too many questions! You're inside my head. I'm outside your body. Or something like that."
"Where's Amu-chan?!"
"Somewhere in ther-... Ah! I almost leaked out information! Well, if you're looking for Amu-chan, she's definitely not in my head like you!"
"..."
"..."
"Okay. Where is she NOT exactly?" I asked.
"She's definitely NOT on top of that white mountain and she's definitely NOT in that pink-blue-green-yellow-white temple which is on top of the white mountain."
"Okay, I won't look from there then. How about you sleep a little?" I asked.
"You know me too well. I was just getting sleepy! Well, good night," Uma's voice said cheerfully and yawned.
"Good night," I said and smiled to myself.
That was just too easy. She's a little bit of stupid, isn't she? (Tadase, you're too nice. I would say she's a complete idiot.)
And so Tadase left to the white mountain and the pink-blue-green-yellow-white temple which was on top of that white mountain.
Me: Wow. This was maybe the most weirdest chappy I've ever written.
Tadase: Too nice? Too nice? How can it be?
Me: There, there, Tadase. *pats Tadase on the head* You can't doubt the author's words.
Tadase: But still.. Too nice?
Me: Yeah, yeah.. Please R&R a lot!
Tadase: TOO nice?!
Me: *sweatdrops* Tadase. If you don't stop moping, I'll turn this into Amuto. Although I hate Amuto.
Tadase: Okay, Jonzz-sama.
Me: Wow. Isn't he the cutest thing ever. With the other cute anime guys of course.
Tadase: Eheheheh... *nervous*
Me: Okay, I'll keep Tadamu. Because I'm a Tadamu-fan 'til the death do us part.
Tadase: Huh? *sighs from relief and sweatdrops at the same time*
Me: Well then, bye-byes! Sowwy, it was short! R&R a lot!! Bye-byes!!