Episode 3
"WELCOME BACK!" Mystical shouted cheerfully. "And now-"
"HOLD ON A FREAKING MOMENT!" Moon shouted from the audience, enraged. "What took you so long!? We've been waiting for the next episode for the past couple days, you know!" she gestured to Cain, Riff, Jizabel and Cassian as she spoke. The four were obviously looking sick of being stuck onstage and tied to chairs.
Mystical sighed. "I'm sorry, guys! I got really busy and I didn't have any time to work on the show until now, so...I'll do my best to make this episode just as funny as the previous two, but I can't guarantee it. Okay? Sorry 'bout the inconvenience."
"This better be a good episode." The Cardmaster was heard muttering. "Mystical is so stupid to have delayed this show..."
Mystical glared at the Cardmaster before turning back into the blob from episode 1. Alexis shrieked in a falsetto and curled up into the fetal position.
"I'M SORRY! OKAY, OKAY! JUST TURN BACK TO NORMAL ALREADY!"
Mystical smiled after turning back to normal. "There we go. And now, our first person being tortured is...CAIN! If you guys remember last episode, the torture on Cassandra and Jizabel went terribly wrong and, well...we need to punish Cain for that."
Cain was thrown into the box before he could start shouting in protest about the incident.
"Oh, great..." Cain trailed off. "What now?"
"I. Am. Going. To. Sic. Wolves. On you. For what. You. Did. Last. EPISODE." Mystical's voice hissed. "Prepare to be chewed up and spit out repeatedly."
All of a sudden, a giant, harmless-looking, teddy bear appeared. Cain started laughing.
"That's not a wolf, Mystical, it's a teddy bear! HA! YOU CAN'T HARM ME WITH THAT!"
"CRAP!" Mystical shouted in frustration. "I really need to work on which button does what on the remote control...why did I unleash the rabid teddy bear? Why now!?"
"Rabid...teddy bear?" Cain gulped, turning to look at the teddy bear-
Which had it's mouth open wide with large fangs and ready to pounce at Cain.
"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE EEEE!"
Cain stumbled out of the box. The poor earl was completely disoriented and needed to get a new shirt (it got ripped a lot by the bear in the process of Cain being beat up and such). Riff caught Cain when he fell, and ushered the earl back to his seat.
"..." everyone was speechless for a moment. Mystical coughed slightly before speaking.
"Well...that went slightly wrong. Okay people, let's just move on and go to the next victim to be, which is...JIZABEL!"
"Mystical, good job on using the teddy bear against Cain! He deserved it!" Jizabel was shouting before he was thrown into the box.
"Well...I'm sure this torture won't be that bad. At least I don't have to kiss anyone." Jizabel muttered quietly.
All of a sudden, Mikalia appeared. She had a little cage in her arms, and for those of the audience know what her special powers are, you could probably guess what exactly was in that cage. Jizabel gulped, expecting what was to come.
"Let me show you my little friends." she cackled, before opening the cage. Quite suddenly, hundreds of spiders crawled out of the cage and towards Jizabel. The mad doctor actually let out a falsetto and tried to stomp on them, but they eventually pinned him down using spider webs and started crawling all over him.
"AAAAAIEEEEEEEEE! GET THEM OFF OF ME! GET THEM OFF ME! HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!"
Mystical sighed. "That didn't go well, either...c'mon..." she muttered to herself. "Think, think, think..."
The mad doctor stumbled out of the box, still trying to shake off spiders that actually weren't there anymore. Cassian just dragged the poor 26-year-old back to his seat. Mystical then suddenly smiled and snapped her fingers.
"Alright, Riff, it's your turn."
"Alright...wait, WHAT!?" Riff shouted, realizing what was going to happen. "Nonononononono-" He was thrown into the box and the lid slammed shut.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Riff shivered at the sound of Mystical cackling. "Since I was unable to sic the wolves on Cain, I figured, 'Why not attack his beloved butler instead?' So...I hope you don't mind being chased by maws of sharp teeth and howls in the night. Enjoy!"
"Wait-wait-wait!" Riff shouted in protest. "Don't do it!"
"...And...why shouldn't I?"
"Lord Cain would throw himself off London Bridge if I was killed."
"Riff, you know perfectly well that you can only get injured in the Box, not killed."
"Um...Lord Cain and Miss Maryweather would not like it for me to be injured, especially Lord Cain because he doesn't want anyone else to help him get dressed or act as a valet in my place during my recovery."
"Meh. Oh well, I'm going to sic the wolves on you anyway."
Riff turned at the sound of a growl to see at least five wolves standing dangerously close to him, and the poor manservant was cornered. Only one thing he could do...
"AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE!"
A lot of RiffxCain fangirls cringed as they witnessed Riff being scratched, kicked, and bitten by the wolves. Cain's eyes were wide, staring in horror. Mystical just grinned. Mission accomplished! Finally, something interesting to watch...
Riff crawled out of the box, groaning in pain. Cain quickly ran over to him and helped him up.
"Who haven't I done?" Mystical asked, thinking. "Okay, I've done Jizabel, Cain, Riff...who's next?"
Jizabel then pointed at Cassian, who was asleep. Cain elbowed the 'boy' roughly, and Cassian let out a yelp of pain, waking up.
"Hey! What was that for!?" Cassian snapped at Cain before turning to see Mystical's evil grin. "Huh? Uh oh..." He was thrown into the box before he could start screaming for help.
"What are you going to do now!?" Cassian groaned. "I swear, if you're going to shoot paintballs at me again, this isn't going to be good."
"Good news, Cassian...I ran out of paintballs, so I can't exactly do that right now." Cassian sighed of relief when he heard Mystical speak. "However..." the Trump Card heard Mystical smirk. "Just wondering...has the doctor ever thought of you disguising yourself as a girl and spying on Cain? You do look girly sometimes."
"I DO NOT!" Cassian shouted, stamping his foot for emphasis.
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"YES!"
"NO!"
"Geez, fine then, Cassian...prepare to be girlified!"
"Mystical, I am sure you mean 'prepare to be put into a dress and have makeup put on you and such.' Just thought I'd translate that, for those that don't understand." Gladstone's voice was heard.
"Yeah, that's what I meant. Hold on a second, Cassandra, you're not even supposed to be here! GET BACK TO THE AUDIENCE, WILL YOU!?"
"Okay, okay! You don't need to transform into a blob to get me out!"
The slamming of a door was heard before Mystical sighed. "Sorry 'bout that. Now, PREPARE TO BE GIRLIFIED!"
Before Cassian could let out a yell, he was suddenly pulled into a wardrobe by mechanical hands and the doors shut closed. "OWWW! HEY, NO! YOU ARE NOT PUTTING A DRESS ON ME! NOT THE MASCARA! NOOOOOO! HEEELLLLLLPPPP!"
Cassian was violently thrown out of the box, and the Trump Card landed on the floor, groaning in pain. Cain, Jizabel, and Riff were stunned by how the 'boy' looked now. He definitely looked more feminine, from the mascara accentuating his eyes to the light pink dress he wore with a white bow about the collar. There was obviously blush and foundation upon his face, and his black hair was tied back in pigtails.
And almost immediately, Cassandra, Alexis, the rest of the Major Arcana, Mikalia, and everyone else in the audience started to howl with laughter or let out an 'aaawwwwww...'
Mystical walked over to Cassian and stared at him silently before giving him a quick hug. "I can't help it." Mystical spoke. "You just look too cute..."
"Shut up!" Cassian shouted, blushing a deep scarlet of embarassment. "Get me out of this dress, now!"
"Calm down, I'm sure Jizabel wouldn't mind helping you get it off before the next episode starts." Mystical giggled a little before looking at the audience. "Alright guys, that's it for this episode! Next time, we've got Oscar, Mikalia, and Credahor, so stay tuned!"
"MARRRYYYY! SAVE ME, PLEASE!" Oscar was heard yelling as he was slowly being dragged out of the room.
"Hmm..." Maryweather appeared to be thinking about it for a moment before smiling and saying, "NAH."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"