As soon as we finished breakfast, ─I should say Emmett, because he took the rest of everything─ everybody else got dressed, and I pulled Alice upstairs and gave her the makeover this time. I gave her a pair of silk black skinny jeans, a while chiffon ruffle short sleeved shirt, an electric blue elbow length cardigan, and a pair of peep toe electric blue pumps. She picked out the jewelry; a long silver necklace with a heart pendant, a pair of Tiffany diamond stud earrings, and a bunch of thin silver bangles. Rose did her makeup, giving her a smoky look with nude lip gloss, and a light blush. Rose already dressed herself so Alice couldn't attack her. Smart bitch! I should've thought of that! This whole time, god, am I clueless.

Rose was wearing a pair of light blue skinny jeans, and black peep-toe pumps, a black halter with a v neck, a light grey elbow length blazer that was close to the body to show her curves and was left open. She had gold eye shadow to make her icy blue eyes stand out, light pink lip gloss, and big gold door knocker earrings with a long pearl necklace that was knotted. Rose was like a model; curvy and beautiful. She had long blonde hair that waved gently mid-length, and icy blue eyes that were piercing. Just seeing her and how beautiful she looked would already take a hit on a girls' self-esteem.

Alice was short, about 4'10", with a spiky bob that framed her face daily, and on special occasions, it would be softly curled and pinned back, with a few finger waves. Alice had striking dark blue eyes that accentuated her pale skin perfectly, her eyes can will you to do very crazy things, also known as Alice's famous puppy dog eyes. I'm surprised she hasn't willed Jasper into cliff diving like the La Push locals do for him to get her some exclusive Prada purse that she just happened to drop over the cliff and hangs on a branch 500 feet below.

I think I'm finally going crazy from hanging out with these people that I so call them my family & best friends. Does anyone have any Loxapine? I could really use an antipsychotic agent right about now. I feel like I'm having a mid-life crisis, but instead of it being because I would be old, it would be because I realized these people are partially crazy; of course hypothetically, because I'm only about 23, and guess what? I still live with my dad. Wonderful! I have big, brown eyes, and Mahogany Brown hair. I have pale skin, just like everyone in Forks, but it doesn't look sallow, like I'm sick or look like I haven't slept in years.

"Bella!" yelled Alice, waving a hand in my face.

"Huh?" I asked, partially bewildered by Alice's pitchy voice when she yells or screams.

"Me and Rose were asking you about our outfits, and you didn't answer?" she questioned skeptically.

"Oh, I didn't hear you, sorry. I zoned out." I explained quickly.

"Of course you would, what about? Spill please?" she gave me puppy dog eyes. I am definitely not giving in because I'm sure she would think I'm crazy for asking myself for crazy medicine.

"No, just random stuff you wouldn't need or want to know about; boring shit." I retorted nervously.

"Okay." They eyed me skeptically.

"What?! I'm not crazy or anything; why the fuck are you looking at me like that?!" I asked, thinking I have something in my hair or I just said I loved eating shit bricks to them, which is not what I would say, or do, or even consider doing.

Woah, Mini cliffie! I wonder what or why Alice & Rose look Bella like she's crazy or something. Give me a review, because honestly, idk what they are looking at her crazy for either. We'll just have to wait and see, both of us, so don't worry. SO SORRY FOR CREEPING AWAY OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH TO NOT UPDATE IN A WHILE! :( Oh well, have a Happy Be-Lated Valentine's Day! Loveedd, some of the Valentine's Day 1-shot Fanfictions ! :) Anyways, Question of the Day(QOTD): What kind of Vday would some of the Twilight couples have? AH or AV ? Even those Jacob & Leah fans would be accepted to put in their Vday. I always had a feeling that Leah probably and secretly imprinted on Jacob w/o letting him know, and thought Jacob would imprint on Leah & they would be together, but sadly, they did not, and Leah is alone in the end, and Jacob imprints on Nessie. Too bad, soo sad. :/ Oh well, it'll work out some way through these fanfics. :) Lol, I'mmsuchhaFreakk;) 3

--TheLovelyBlahhs

REViEW REViEW REViEW !! :P

Now I will go,

Buh-byeee !!!!!!!!! ^,..,^

(PS-Loxapine-Antipsychotic agent, something used to keep the crazy sane, I found out about a lot of medicine through that show with Hugh Laurie- House MD.)

(PPS-I AM NOT CRAZY!)

(PPPS-I DiD NOT LAND OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, I JUST HAVE A LiFE YA KNOW !! XD; SOrry for wasting ur time, BYEEEE ! :D )

(PPPPS-I LiKE COOKEHZ & iCE CREAM . NOW IM DONE)

(PPPPPS-BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! 3 :} )