Zack: *in a full body cast * Mmmmhm…
Melanie: *sweat drops * Sorry Zack, we'll make it up to you…*pats hand *
Zack: MMMMM!!!!
Melanie: Ah! Sorry!!!
Random: -_- I really hope we don't get sued…first round of T/D's from KK!
KK: *eye twitch* I am too a love guru.
Koichi: Kehkehkeh, so you say.
Kane: …Since when do Chocobo fly?
Koichi: I'm still trying to figure out the ZackXAerith bit, seeing as how
Aerith would be a child during"Birth by Sleep" while Zack was the same age as Aqua.
KK: Plus Zack X Aqua is just better.
Kane: Let's just start.
Sora and Kairi- Go on a double date with Roxas and Namine.
Sephiroth- What would you do if someone turn you into a Heartless?
Mansex- I dare you to take Saix to the vet.
Cloud- You are a dense idiot if you can't tell that Tifa likes you a lot.
Marluxia- Are you a dude or a chick?
Zexion- How did they let a five-year-old like into Organization XIII?
Demyx and Larxene- Go make out with each other. Do it NAO!
Leon- Kick Seifer's a-ss! Should be easy.
Koichi: …Methinks that there will be bloodshed.
KK: Its to be expected.
Kane: Things can only get worse.
Koichi: Or better.
KK: Let's hope for the latter.
Melanie: Yeah, sure, whatever helps you sleep at night, KK-san. *giggles* And…Mimi is my special crack chocobo! :D
Everyone: -_-
Sora and Kairi: Wha?!?!
Roxas and Namie: What they said!?!?
Melanie: You know the drill, they'll go after the show. ;D
Sephiroth: Hmmm…interesting…
Melanie: …I don't think we want to know the answer, so let's continue.
Xemnas: Once again, MY NAME IS NOT MANSEX. *sighs, walks over to Saix * Number VI (gawd, I hope that's right. XD *epic phail*), you have to go see a doctor.
Saix: Uh…why?
Xemnas: …Because I said so.
Saix: *rolls eyes, then walks out the door with Xemnas*
*An hour later!*
Saix: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! *running away, snarling *
Xemnas: *walks in with scratches and bite marks all over him * …I hate you KK.
Melanie: I want him as my big brother now. XD Kidding.
Cloud: Hahn…?
Random: *facepalm* He's too wrapped up in his little emo affairs.
Tifa: *sighs*
Marluxia: I am a man!!
Random: Right, a man with pink hair…
Marluxia: IT'S BROWN!!!!
Melanie: Ya know, I thought you were a girl when I first saw you in the games. :D
Marluxia: *gets out his scythe*
Random: *snorts * It's pink…
Marly: …*goes into emo corner*
Zexion: *rubbing temples * I believe my somebody was older then that, and Ienzo had aged before he lost his heart.
Melanie: *whispers * Or his looks are just an illusion and he is really a ten to-twelve year old, but you never know!
Demyx: NO!!! I'm too hot to die!!!
Larxene: JUST DO IT WATER BOY!!! *smashes their lips together, after a fewminutes Demyx pulls away, his hair standing up from being electrocuted*
Leon: Believe me, it will. *small smirk and has gun-blade *
*An ASS-ASS-KICKING LATER! *
Seifer: *moaning on the ground *
Melanie: Leon is so more awesomer then you, Butthead.
Random: Yeah, probably. ^_^
Sora: *takes letter * Alright! The next one is from…oh crap…*rips letter into shreds, but reappears fully intact * DAMN!
Random: *reads * From Sin of Dragons!
Flare: *Snickers * Now it's my turn…
Sora: Continue whacking yourself in the crotch.
Riku: Flash someone.
Namine: Prinny Laharl isn't that bad. Talk to him for three more hours.
Xion: I dare you to make out with someone, if need be, Melanie can transport them in.
Demyx: I'm more epic then you.
Zexion: Your name has Xion in it. And…your nearly as emo as Skylar!
Kairi: Continue to whack Sora.
Olette: How does it feel to be paired with Roxas?
Pence: Hm…go on a diet.
Hayner: You suck, enough said. You were useless in the game!
Goofy: …You are just weird.
Donald: Roasted or broiled?
Axel: Hm…any epic lines?
Roxas: Really shouldn't take grown men into the bedroom.
Mansex: Tsk tsk tsk…All you wanted was Kingdom Hearts, yet you get a Nobodie…how entertaining…
Saix: Now then…Mr. Moonshunder…why did you pretend to be Mansex before? I'm still more epic then you.
Larxene: No, just no.
Marluxia: Flowerpowerman…no…I am way more epic then you. And I'm merely a vassal.
Cloud: No, no, no. *Shakes head *
Tifa: Beat up Cloud.
Squall Help Tifa.
Zack: I feel sorry for you.
Aqua: You should feel ashamed of yourself! Join in with the chat with Larharl!
Terra: …I am more epic then you.
Ventus: …I hold more power over the wind then you do!
All…Become my vassals!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sora: What did I do to deserve this?!
Random: Weeeeeelll…
Sora: Shut it. *begins whacking self again *
Riku: Uh…um, alright…
*A girl with messy blonde hair with brown streaks and bright green eyes comes in with a camera *
?: I can make a fortune with this! This will be better then the RandomXKaman kiss when Random was a dude and looked like Roxas!
Roxas and Random: -_-
Everyone: …THEY LOOK SO SIMILAR!!!
Melanie: *sighs * Rika, go away, no more blackmail for you.
Rika: Awwwh…*walks out *
Riku: *sighs, then just decides to flash Melanie *
Melanie: …*projectile nosebleed * Excuse me! *runs into the bathroom *
Namine: *sighs * Alright…*goes to talk to him *
Demyx: Uh-huh.
Zexion: Yes, you know how to read, good for you! *claps hands sarcastically * And…who?
Rika: Hmmmm…well-
Random: Go.
Rika: *pouts * Fine. *skips out *
Kairi: *smiles * Okkaaaaayyy…
Sora: No! Kairi-OW!! OWWWWW!!!!
Olette: *sweat drops * Well, even though Roxas is good-looking, it feels…weird.
Pence: WHA?!
Melanie: *locks up junk food, giving him carrot sticks * Get to it. And We'll go on a run later!
Pence: Wah…!
Hayner: …
Random: Three, two, one-
Hayner: WHAT THE HELL!?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU-
Melanie: *slaps duct tape on mouth * I allow innuendo's, make outs, and light-cussing, NO F-BOMBS!!!! GOT IT?!
Hayner: *nods head *
Goofy: Huh?
Axel: Oh course! *about to say one, but Random covers his mouth *
Melanie: Actually, I have a video of what I believe is Axel's greatest line…
*Shows Axel's death scene from KHII on the monitor *
Girls besides Larxene: AWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larxene: *snorts*
Xemnas: …And they say I like men…
Riku: Man…
Sora: I remember that! :D It was sweet!
Guys: *look at him weirdly *
Random: "He made me feel like I had a heart!" Best. Lines. EVAR.
Axel: *growls, has Chakrams *
Random: Storm! *a purple keyblade appears in her hands * Got something to say?
Axel: SH-SHUT UP!!! *walks out and slams door *
Roxas: *didn't appear to hear question, mouth is wide open and cheeks pink, runs out the door also*
Random: Rox! Axel! *runs after him *
Namine: *drawing something *
Melanie: *looks * …Can you tell me when it's finished?
Namine: Sure.
Melanie: :D
Xemnas: Rub it in my face why don't you…
Saix: *snorts at question *
Marluxia: *throws Scythe at Flare *
Tifa and Leon: With pleasure!
Cloud: AHHH!!!!!!!
*Tifa and Cloud start to beat the crud out of him *
Zack: Mmmmhm.
Aqua: DARNIT!
Melanie: *clicks button *
*Anvil lands on Flare *
Melanie: Sorry, no vassals for you! ;D Next one's are from dreamer 726!
Zexion: How did you go from a six year old to a 16-19 year old! And don't say u change your looks! The truth!
Ienzo: Why are you silent!? How did your parents die?
Braig/Xigbar: (holds container that says 'braig's eye') What'd ya think of that!
Roxas: Who would you rather kill, Riku, or diz 4 taking away namine?
Kill him.
Sora: If u had to pick one to save who, Kairi, or Riku?
Axel: Kill that 1.
Larxene: Kill the other
Cassie: hey Dreamer-(pots Ienzo)
He's so CUTE! (drags him away)
Dreamer: Cassie! You have to return him! …Keep him for a few days, THEN return him!
Cassie: (runs)
Dreamer: Cassie! Cassie! CASSIE!
(runs after her)
Zexion: I cannot answer that question. (Because I don't know. XD)
Ienzo: …
Melanie: *gives him some ice cream *
Ienzo: *takes it and begins to lick to treat with a half-smile * …Because I choose not to speak.
Braig/Xigbar: Why you little-! *dive for the container, but Dreamer teleports* …DAMN!
Melanie: …*looks around * Roxas, Random, and Axel still have not returned.
Sora: *comes out of the rest room * Huh?! We-well…
Melanie: *wraps arm around him * It's alright if you tell us the truth, we're all friends here.
Organization XIII: *stare *
Melanie: Well, friends and an Organization with no hearts.
Orgy: -_-;
Larxene: Gladly, but who?
Ienzo: *drops ice cream as he is carried away * Hey!
Melanie: ZO-ZO!!!!! *going to run after them, but Zexion and Demyx hold her back * Lemmego!
Zexion: *calls after * Return him in time for the next show!
Melanie: *anime tears * My little Zo-zo…
Zexion: *looks uncomfortable * Uh…there, there? *pats on back *
Demyx: No, you do it like this. *begins to hug *
Melanie: *sniffles *
Demyx: Don't worry he'll be back! Ok?
Melanie: Ok…sniff…I'm sorry NoahMatrix100, I'm afraid I cannot do some of your more…unorthodox dares. I don't like a whole lot of swearing. (I do agree that Larxene is a bitch.)
Random: BACK! BACK I SAY! *pointing Keyblade at Lindsey Lohan *
LL: Fine…*grumbles*
Random: *shuts door grumbling * Lo-ho…
Melanie: Where's Axel and Roxas?
Random: They're coming back by portal. *has a big smirk on her face *
Melanie: …I like that smirk. :D
Namine and Xion: We don't…
Larxene: *yawns, then gives the finger to NoahMatrix1000 *
Kairi: Uh, I can't because she is…currently on Pluto. :D Wait…not the dog…xP
Mansex: …I've tried…
Everybody else: *scoots away in their chairs *
*Roxas and Axel return by portal *
Melanie: *goes up to them jumping up and down * What happened?!?!?
Xigbar: *chuckling, looking at Mel's… *
Melanie: …*shoots Xigbar in the eye *
Xigbar: OW!!!
Melanie: PAY ATTENTION TO MY EYES YA PERV!
Roxas: Sorry, my…Keyblades are at the cleaners.
Axel: …No…
Melanie: *opens the door and many Axel fangirlies are there * Hey guys! Glad you could make it, he's over there. *points at Axel *
Axel: *turns to Roxas with pleading eyes * Help me!!!!
Roxas: What can I do?!
Axel: *sees fangirls getting closer * SOMETHING!!!!
Roxas: Uhhh…*begins to make out with Axel *
Everyone: :O…
Melanie: …*takes a photo * ;3
Fan girls: AWWWW!!!! Alright, we'll go. *walk out, but whisper to Melanie * …Will you make those in wallet size.
Melanie: And poster. *nods *
Fans: Thankies! *walk out the door *
Axel and Roxas: *mega blush and scoot away from each other *
Saix: *blushing, enraged * WHAT?!?! OF COURSE NOT!
Xion: Um, ok…
Random: She is too nice for her own good.
Everyone: Uhh…maybe later! :D
Melanie: Next one's are from Volixia!
I actually have never seen Cats, Macavity Maniac is my bestie (who has an account on this site) That was just my guess as to what would happen in real life seeing as I annoy her with him every day. Now lets start with the fun. ;)
For Larxene and Axel: Throw them in a pool.
Xemnas: Lock him in a closet with Saix-puppy.
Marluxia: Die everything he owns and his room black.
Take away Demyx's sugar for a week.
Zexion: Take his 100 dollar girft card to barnes and noble.
Vexen: Throw him into Hades.
Volixia out
Melanie: Ah, I see. *nodding *
*Larxene and Axel are thrown into the pool *
Larxene: *so pissed the pool becomes staticy and Axel is shocked *
Axel: YAHH!!!!!!
Melanie: Yay!!! *throws them in together *
Random: *looking at stories * Hm…did you know some people also pair up their Somebody's Xehanort and Isa together?
Everyone: *looks * …*looks away *
Xehanort and Isa: …*blushing *
Melanie: *turns to Isa * How old are you? Because you look only to be my age or a little bit older…*Is 14 *
Random and Riku: We'll do that! *runs into Marluxia's room *
*Later that night, when Marluxia coems into his room *
Marluxia: …WHY?!?!?!?!? Who did this?! They even painted my roses black!!!
*Dare Room *
Melanie: …How did you…?
Rand and Riku: Got the Card guys from Alice in Wonderland to help. ^_^
Demyx: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hitting head against the wall *
Melanie: …She didn't say anything about caffeine…
Demyx: :D
Melanie: *takes the gift card and rips it up*
Zexion: HEY!!! I though you like books?!
Melanie: I do! Just-Hands him another card * Borders is better! ;D
Random: Also, next chapter we'll be at Borders Bookstore, so give us good dares to do while we're there! :D
Melanie: OH SATO!!!!!!!!!
*Through a white portal comes in a sixteen year-old with spikey black hair and black eyes *
Random: *comes to hug him * Hey!
Sato: *lightly hugs back * Hey Random. *turns to Melanie * What is it?
Melanie: Can you please throw Vexen in Hades? Oh, and we need Maleficent for a future dare.
Sato: *sighs * Fine…*Vexen is now melting in hell, while Maleficent is in a magic-proof cage…small cage. *
Sato: Seeya. *walks back through the portal *
Sora: *groaning * Why didn't you kill him?!
Random: I already whacked him in the happy zone this week. *shrugs *
Melanie: Cloud, can you take this balloon?
Cloud: Uh…sure…but why?
Melanie: You'll see! These next one's are from Amy-chan123!
*sigh * I can't think of much now, but I would like to see one thing.
Cloud, sing the Omega Kawaii Cloud Sing! Feel free to beat up Vexen and Xemnas (I hate those guys =) afterwards.
Melanie: *forces Cloud to suck helium out of balloon.
Cloud: *high, squeaky voice * What the-?!
Melanie: SING!!! *throws mike *
Cloud: *begins to sing *
My name is Cloud
I have a sword
I fight Cactuars
Because I'm Bored
I like to ride on Chocobos
It's better than
Having Afros
And when I go
Into an Inn
Fifteen seconds
It's day again
And I will use
A phoenix down
So when I die
I will not frown
Because I am Cloud
My Hair defies all gravity
And I can't have too many potions
Or I might get cavities
If I can't slice you
Then that's ok
I'll use my magic
Anyway
And I will defeat
That Sephiroth
Because he's no
David Lee Roth.
*Finishes *
Everyone: …BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *rolling on the ground *
Cloud: *still has a bit of a squeaky voice * STOP IT!!!!
Roxas and Random: It hurts! It hurts!!! *clutching stomachs laughing *
Tifa: Can't…breathe! *laughing *
Melanie: *calms down* Ok, let's get Mansex and Puppy out of the-HOLY FRICK SAUCE CHEEZITS!!!
*After *
Xemnas and Saix: *back in clothes *
Demyx and Zexion: It's ok…It's ok…
Melanie: *scarred for life * Last…dares from…ShinigamiMaster…
SM: OH, this is gonna be funn! Don't worry, I'll go easy…on SOME of you! (DEEP EVIL LAUGHTER)
Sora and Kairi: Actually ADMIT you love each other, and you have to make out. ON THE LIPS, NO CHOICE. DURTT!!
SM: Authoress Melanie?
Melanie: Yes
SM: Videotape the moment, and do whatever you can 2 keep it from getting destroyed (and keep recording-of secret until it happens, ok).
Melanie: *evil smirk * Can do!!
Riku: Watch this moment. IT'll be tourture enough, I;m sure!
Ansem the Wise: Admit you are really Count Dooku!
Namine: Use force to make Roxas kiss you like Aqua kissed zAck. That'll be good (I hope the dude is ok)
Roxas: Call Larxene a tart. Which is in 1920's slang a **, I guess.
What? I READ "MICE AND MEN" IN ENGLISH RECENTLY, OK?! You know what, just call her a f**king slit. I mean **.
Maleficent: Allow all the heroes to fight you at once. Oh, and Org 13 (God, im evil!)
Leon: Allow everyone to call you eiter Squall or Leon for the rest of this T/D thing (Frankly, I rather like the name )
Tifa: Use your ultimate hand2hand combat to destroy my heat seeking Two and Five eighths mile-wide meteor Im sending when this appears in the story
Yuffie: Use my Photon Accelerator
Aka Dimension Transporter, which I included with this package, and try to take on Naruto in a fight, but he has to be at the point where he has achieved sage mode.
Mansex(aka GayforSaix): Give Ansem or Dooku the ability to use a blade of yours and have a lightsaber duel.
Xigbar: Show everyone the scarring on your face from that Terra battle.
Terra-says: kicked his **
SM: Shut up, Mokuba. I mean Terra
Saix: Take te Stupid Test (YOU WILL FAIL!)
Axel: Do that snapping thing the human torch does to light his thumb on fire in Fantastic 4, until someone loses it.
Demyx: Have a guitar hero contest with you verses everyone (just not at once)
Xion: Get SOMEONE there at the studio to make out with you
Aqua: (I saved best the best 4 last) Take Sora and Kairi, go to a safe bedroom (wink wink) and have some fun
(if you know what I mean *signature Glen Quagmire "OHH!") for at least an hour and a half
Garret: *walking into my studio, Seirtei Command Center * Watcha doin?
SM: *shows Garret the dares *
Garret: yOU ARE SO EVIT ROFL
SM: I know "smiles evily * Oh, and keep the Photon Accelerator, just in case. I have another here with me.
Melanie: These dares just cheered me up! :D
Sora and Kairi: Um...
Sora; K-Kairi…I
Kairi: *tackles him in a kiss *
Everyone: AWWWWW…
Riku: *looking like he is about to rip the furniture apart *
Melanie: *secretly taping *
Ansem: NEVAR!!!!!
Random: -_-;
Namine: Kay! *begins kiss Roxas *
Roxas: *face is red *
Axel: …
Random: …
Axel: …
Random: …
Axel: …………
Random: ENOUGH!!!! *slaps him upside the head *
Axel: Ow! You hit hard!!
Zack: Mmhmhmmm…(Speech: I'll be fine when we go to Borders)
Roxas: *stops making out with Namine, and turns to Larxene * You're a tart.
Melanie: It's alright! I have to read Romeo and Juliet, and Lord of the Flies. Not to mention I'm also reading Dante's Inferno (for recreational reading) and Blood and Chocolate (Borrowing from a friend, since I've already seen the movie)
Everyone: *kills Maleficent, sending her back to the Underworld *
Random: Wow, I haven't battled her in months...
Leon: Fine…
Melanie: *hugs * I'm sorry Squally! Can I just call you that? Leon is my dad's middle name…
Leon: …Fine…
Melanie: *kisses on cheek * Yay!
*Giant Meteor is coming towards *
Narrator's voice: Who can save the Truth or Dare show from detruction?!
Melanie's voice: What are ya doin' up here?!
Narrator's voice: I'm the narrator, I come with the package.
Tifa: *has on super cape, then uses awesome hand2hand combat skills to destroy the meteor *
Everyone: *Cheers *
Narrator's voice: And once again, the day is saved! Thanks too…
Tifa: Me! *waves and smiles, then little bit left of the meteor hits her on the head, knocking her unconscious *
Everyone: -_-…
*Photon Accelerator appears *
Melanie: Thankies SM!
Yuffie: Alright!!! *is sent to another Dimension *
*Lands in the Village *
Yuffie: *coems up to Naruto at the Ramen stand * The great Ninja Yuffie has come to challenge you!!!
Naruto: Can I finish my ramen first?
Yuffie: Oooh! Ramen! *takes a seat *
*T/D Universe *
Everyone: -_-…
Xemnas: Fine. *hands him one of his lightsaber thingyies, and they begin to duel *
*Star Wars Light saber duel battle music starts *
Melanie: *watching * Cool…
Xigbar: Shut. Up. *growling *
Melanie: Stop being a meanie, perv! *slaps upside the head *
Saix: …*smashes Computer where he took test * …You fail.
Axel: *begins doing that * Awesome…
*thirty minutes later *
Random: Axel, would you please…
Axel: Hehehe, FLAME ON!
Random: THAT DOES IT!!! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN FIRECROTCH!!!
Demyx: Cool!
*everyone looses to Demyx, except there is one challenger left… *
Vivi: …
Demyx: …You're kidding.
*they begin to battle at super hard level *
Melanie: Stairway to Heaven!!!
Demyx: *misses a beat *
Vivi: *does an awesome move *
*Vivi wins! *
Demyx: …Un…believable…
Melanie :*snaps fingers, getting Sato *
Sato: Wha-?
Random: *smashed Sato's and Xion's faces together *
Xion: *face turns pink *
Sato: …*faints *
Aqua: Ohhh! Okay…*drags Kairi and Sora into a bedroom *
*And hour and a half later! *
Kairi: *comes out, smirking *
Aqua and Sora: NO FAIR!!!
Melanie: What happened?
Sora: She beat us at poker!
Melanie: …THAT'S what you did?
Aqua: Yeah…? What did you think we were doing?
Melanie: …Nevermind…
Random: Anyway! Remember, we are going to be at Borders next chapter! Seeya!