Warning: well just a bunch of possible typos
Disclaimer: I don't and never will own D. gray man no matter how much I beg plead or scream
Both Lavi and Allen were smiling like mad men as they walked down the hall rubbing their hand together like they were planning something (and they were).
Lenalee was kinda getting creeped out by this so she broke the darkened silence by saying "Umm what's with you guy? Lavi you look like you're planning to rape someone and Allen you look like you about to do the same but with cake"
When the word cake came from her mouth Allen slipped from his self educed trance and into his someone feed me trance (They both looked the same though.
"Lenalee did you say cake? If you did can I have some PLEASE!" Allen said while walking over to the girl with drool pooling out the side of his mouth.
"Only if you tell me why you two are smiling like idiots" Said pigtailed girl could be rather devious when she wanted to.
Allen gave Lavi a questioning look and when he nodded they sweep Lenalee away and headed to the lunch room to go over the plan.
"Okay the plan is to get the two very scary swordsmen (Yori is a girl though) Together"
"Won't that just make it worse for us if that happens? I mean really two bads don't make a good. You of all people should know this "Allen was about to reply but Lavi beat him to the punch.
"But what if it has the complete opposite effect and softens them up. You see the effect Yori's little sister has on her when she's pissed off right? Maybe that will happen you never know." Note Lavi being Lavi said this all in one breath and with a serious face no less.
Lenalee was still unsure about if this is a good idea or not, but then she gave into the plan "Okay fine I'll help but we really don't know Yori and Yuki like we do Kanda so how's that going to work?"
Lavi started to take the girls word into consideration." That would be a problem wouldn't it…hmm Allen tomorrow or when you get a chance I'll need you to talk to Yori and Lenalee you talk to Yuki okay. Try and get some information about them and stuff like that"
"You can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting, so take like a note book or something that they write in that's not school oriented." Just as Lavi was about to start explaning what they were going to do Kanda walks in.
He ordered soba like always and walked over the table where his idiot friends resided."You all seemed to be in a hurry to get to lunch but yet you're not eating, baka" Kanda said as he sat down at the table and began to eat his soba.
He was slowly becoming uncomfortable because everybody at the table was starting at him.
Lavi finally said "Hey Yu-Chan what's your type?" This question surprised Kanda and he nearly choked on his noodles "I mean in girls and stuff?"
"Why does it matter Baka Usagi?" Kanda said clearly mad cause the question was so out of the blue and personal.
"Just wondering is all"
"Che' stupid" was Kanda said in reply to Lavi's explanation before going back to eating his favorite dish.
After a couple of second Allen's tummy screamed FEED ME! So he said "come on you guys let's get our food before I eat myself"
"Okay" chimed Lenalee as she got up with Allen to go get their lunches. Meanwhile Lavi continued to sit next to Kanda and waited for the perfect moment to rephrase the question he had asked before.
"Oi usagi why are you starting at me?" Kanda said kind of irritated
"Just cause"
"Well if that's your only answer then stop"
"And Yu you never answered my question, so what kind of girls do you like?"
"That's none of your goddamn business" Kanda growled
"AWWW come on I'll tell you what kind on girls I like"
"I already know...anything that walks" Kanda stated smugly
"That was harsh Yu-Chan; we've been best friends since the beginning on grade school. I'd think you would have trusted me with this kind on information by now. Oh and just so you know I won't stop asking until you tell me" Lavi stated proudly
In response all Kanda did was glare daggers at him and started cursing at Lavi in Japanese, English, and Spanish (where did he learn Spanish I'll never know)
"Fuck you dumbass and who ever said we were best friends anyway?" Kanda was clearly pissed off now. When he finished his food he got up and stormed out of the lunch room.
"Lavi what did you do Kanda looks really mad "Lenalee said as she returned with her food.
"Yah Lavi I've never seen him that pissed at you in such a short amount of time before well I have but not at school" Allen added
"I just asked him what kind of girl he was into and he got all mad and left. Oh well that's Kanda for yah not letting people know the littlest thing about him." Lenalee and Allen just nodded because that is how Kanda is and they understood that.
*!*!*
Right after lunch Kanda as history so that's where he headed about 30 minutes early. He was noticeable grumpy and had nothing to take his anger out on. He was about to open the door to the class room but instead it opened and Yuki walked out dumping into him causing him to fall back along with the long black haired twin.
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry are you ok?" Yuki said while picking up her belongings that had fallen on the ground.
"Yah I'm fine but next time watch where you're going" Kanda snapped at her. She was unfazed which confused Kanda 'What does she get yelled at a lot or something? most people at least flinch a little when I yell at them'. Thought Kanda
They both stood up and be for waving goodbye Yuki introduced herself "Hello My names Yuki and you must be Yu Kanda right" she said while smiling
"Uh, yah how do you know my name?" He replied wondering why she has not run away yet.
"Oh sorry my sister Yori sits behind you in homeroom correct?" Tilting her head to the side she continued "and you're in her math class"
He just frowned even more because she was right and he didn't want to admit it but has to. All Kanda did in response to the question was grunt.
(Yup he's just like Yori but I've never heard her grunt before, there's something to look forward to)
After the short conversation Yuki left and Kanda entered the class room. 'She's nothing like her sister; way to talkative it's kind of annoying. Oh well at least I'm not mad any more).
"Kanda what brings you to class so early, it's still lunch break."The history teacher asked softly while drinking a cup of milk.
"Does it really matter Lulu?" Kanda said as he approached his seat.
"I think you forgot that I am your teacher and that you must address me as Ms. Bell okay Kanda" He just snorted and sat down and stared out the window.
The bell had rung and students had started to flood the halls and class rooms. Lavi and Allen both had Advanced chemistry Lenalee has music and the twins had some kind of chorus class to much of Yori's dismay so Kanda was all alone and rather happy about that fact.
*!*!*
Lavi and Allen were both still smiling like crazy madmen rapists (if that makes sense) which was kind of creeping out the class until the project that was assigned that class had started.
"Hey Allen so how is this going to work the most antisocial people hooking up and becoming all lovey dovey? I really don't see it "Lavi whispered not wanting anybody to hear about the plan.
"Are you questioning my powers Lavi?"
"N-no of course not it's just you never went into major detail when we were at lunch"
"Because Lenalee doesn't need to hear the dirty part of the plan if she did Komui would have our heads" Allen started rubbing his neck protectively
Lavi nodded in understanding and asked "So what do ya want me ta do?"
"Find some way to get them talking during gym next period but Yuki's gonna be there to so Yori is probably be with her the whole time. I heard were having coed gym today so this is perfect."
"Gotcha' moyashi-chan" Lavi smiled and continued with their work
"The name is Allen okay let me spell it for you so it will be drilled into your thick metal plated skull A.L.L.E.N you got that okay good" Allen snapped and also continued with the class work.
*!*!*
It was pretty rare for there to be a coed gym class but it turns out that the girl's gym teacher had a family emergence and had to leave early.
In gym class just as Allen predicted the twins were running together which in turn make Lavi's job harder. The class was spilt up into four groups for relay races each group has four people. Group one had Lavi, Yuki, Yori, Allen. Group two had Kanda, Chomesuke, Lenalee, and Ruka (Sorry I went a little vampire knight on yah) group three and four all have people that doesn't really matter.
Lavi was giving everybody their position" Okay Allen you run first and hand it off to me I'll hand of to Yuki-Chan and she'll hand off to Yori-Chan"
"Okay fine by us" Yuki said for both her and her sister
Lenalee notices the order Lavi's team is in and follows suit "Okay Chomesuke-san you're handing off to Ruka-san she's handing off to me and Kanda-kun your anchor ok no objection on good let win this"
Everyone was in their spots and waiting for the gun to sound, when it goes off the first group starts running Allen pasted Chomesuke a while ago and had handed off to Lavi but Ruka was tight on his tail as he ran his lap now Lenalee and Yuki are quickly falls behind but stayed on her tail. The last hand off was made and Yori and Kanda were neck and neck. The whole gym class was in shock to see someone tie with Kanda.
Kanda was a little shocked as well but didn't show it instead he asked "Where'd you get so fast?"
"I don't know I've just always been" Replied Yori as she pulled her hair back into a ponytail.
"I see well next time you won't be so lucky got that" Kanda said in a voice that said -let's see you almost beat me next time short stuff-
"You're on" Yori said with a smirk as she walked over to her sister
"Yo-chan what was that about?" Yuki asked happily was she skipped over to her sister
"Don't call me that"
"Fine you stinker lets go class is almost over"
"Stinker?"Was all Yori said before being pulled away by her sister.
"Kanda did you get slower or something you almost lost!"Lenalee said as she ran over to him
"Che' why would I let myself get slower, Yori's just fast I guess" added Kanda as he watched the pigtailed girl run over to him.
"Well anyway what do yah think? Want a rematch?"Lavi said over hearing the conversation
"I all ready have one, now if you will excuse me I'm going home " then Kanda walked off
"Step one complete" Lavi chimed before they all got changed and went home.
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