Standing in a field just outside of Total Drama Studios, Chef starts speaking to a camera. "Last time on Total Drama Catch Him If You Can." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "We started season three with one of the most important challenges ever: finding and disposing of Chris's moisturiser. The two teams battled it out to win, but in the end it was the Raging Pelicans who took the win, leaving the Psycho Squirrels to vote off Wallace." The scene cuts back to Chef. "What are you looking at? Start the show already."
Intro song plays.
"Chef, what are we doing just standing here?" asked Finn. "Chris is getting away. I can literally see him running through the tall grass."
"I reckon I could hit him from here," said Katniss, carefully aiming her bow.
"Me too," said Nora, pulling out her own weapon.
"Umm . . . that's a hammer," said Artemis. Nora grinned at him, as Magnhild drastically changed its shape. ". . . And also a rocket launcher, apparently," continued Artemis, slightly confused. "Okay, that is a blatant abuse of physics."
"You think that's bad?" asked Ayane. "Zidane's currently stealing my bra, and he's not even in this season."
"Ahem," said Chef. "If you're interested, today's challenge is to chase Chris through that maze."
"There's no maze . . ." started Dorothy, as Chef pressed a button. Suddenly, a large number of walls appeared in the field where Chris was. "Never mind."
"So, all we have to do is catch Chris and drag him out of the maze and we win?" asked Marty.
"No, your team just has to exit the maze first," said Chef.
"But you said . . ." started Jake.
"To chase him, not to catch him," said Chef. "Off you go."
"Don't worry guys," said Blossom. "I'll just fly above the maze and direct you from there."
"Oh, and anyone caught flying will be immediately eliminated," said Chef.
"Mmf mmfmmf, mmf," said Kenny.
"Heh heh, I actually understood that one," said Chef as the two teams ran into the maze.
"Guys, I think we should go this way," said Lyra, running off to the left.
"What makes you so sure?" asked Max, chasing after her.
"I guess we're going this way, then," said Shaggy, following his team.
"Okay, I think we should right then," said Artemis. "Unless anyone thinks they can catch up to, and disable, all the members of the other team."
"Well, I don't mean to brag . . ." started Noodle.
"That was rhetorical," said Artemis.
"Hey, come on Artemis, mental problems are not a joke," said Patrick.
"I said rhetorical, not . . . never mind," said Artemis.
"Guys, all we need to do to solve this maze is stay next to the walls," said Hit-Girl. "If we stay next to the wall, sooner or later it has to lead out, right?"
"Or we could not do that and simply go in a straight line to the finish," said Gary. "Think about it: Chef simply said we couldn't fly. If we knock holes through the walls, and I'm pretty sure some of you could, then technically we're not cheating."
"I like this idea," said Nora, smacking her hammer into a wall. A large hole appeared where she hit it.
"What if Chef disqualifies us for this?" asked Noodle.
"Would Total Drama really pull such a dick move on us?" asked Gary.
"Yes. Yes they would," said Hit-Girl.
"HEY! You guys coming or what?" called Nora, smacking a hole in the next wall.
Meanwhile with the Raging Pelicans . . .
"Turn right here," called Lyra, turning down another hallway.
"How is she doing this?" asked Peter, following close behind her.
"I don't know. It doesn't make any sense," said Katniss. "I mean, Max is part bird, so I could understand her having some kind of internal navigation system. But Lyra's just a normal girl."
"Maybe my influence has rubbed off on her," said Max.
"Maybe," said Peter. "It could also be like in the labyrinth."
"I love David Bowie," said Jake.
"Not the movie, the actual labyrinth," said Peter. "Normal humans could navigate it, but demigods could not."
"Did Annabeth tell you about that?" asked Katniss.
"Not just that, she had Haruhi demonstrate it," said Peter. "That's how we got into season two."
"Oh great, we're reusing plot points," said Katniss.
Meanwhile with the Psycho Squirrels . . .
"I still think we're going to get disqualified for this," said Noodle as Nora knocked down another wall.
"Well, he can't disqualify all of us," said Blossom, smacking the next wall with her yo-yo.
"Come on Noodle, you might as well join in," said Hit-Girl. "We're *beep* either way. What does it matter now?"
"Well, I do feel like punching something," said Noodle, punching the next wall. "Hey, that felt really good."
"Not for me," said a voice beneath the rubble of the wall. Gary and Patrick started digging through the ruins, and pulled out . . .
"Chris?" said Dorothy.
"This is perfect," said Artemis. "Bringing Chris with us is bound to give us bonus points, possibly enough to win the round."
"You know what could give you more points?" asked Chris. "Letting me go free."
"Not a chance McLean," said Hit-Girl, grabbing him by the back of the neck.
"Alright, Powerpuff Girls 2.0, go," said Blossom. "BLOSSOM!" As she yelled this, she fired her yo-yo at the next wall.
"NORA!" yelled Nora, knocking down the next one.
"NOODLE!" yelled Noodle, knocking down the final wall.
"Please don't ever do that again," said Chef.
"Second," said Chris.
"Third," said Patrick.
"Fourth," said Jake.
"Mmf," said Kenny.
"Wait, so you guys beat us?" asked Artemis.
"Indeed we did," said Max.
"Do we get bonus points for bringing Chris?" asked Gary.
"Nope," said Chef.
"So we lost again?" asked Blossom.
"Not necessarily," said Saeko.
"What? Why's that?" asked Dorothy.
"Because Lyra 'cheated'," said Katniss.
"How is that possible? She can't fly," said Artemis.
"She can't, but her dæmon can," said Ayane. "Pan turned into an eagle and guided Lyra, and we just followed her blindly without realising she was looking up the whole time."
"See, it wasn't me who was flying, it was Pan," said Lyra.
"True, but your dæmon is basically your soul, and therefore an extension of yourself," said Chef, pulling out the mallet. "Therefore . . ."
"Don't we at least get to vote . . ." said Lyra, before being smacked into the ground.
"What do we do with Chris then?" asked Hit-Girl.
"Nothing," said Chef. "While you were distracted by Lyra being eliminated, he slipped away."
"What the . . ." said Hit-Girl, looking around herself. "How the *beep* did he do that?"
"Because you weren't paying attention," said Chef. "Okay, I think this is a good place to leave the episode."
"Aren't you going to ask a bunch of questions that may or may not get answered?" asked Marty.
"Screw that," said Chef. "See you next week."