CHAPTER THREE
Original Word Count: 1,637
"It's not because I'm lazy, It's because I just don't care." -Shikamaru Nara
"...This is such a drag..." Saki gave a small sigh as she was currently thrown over none other than Hibari Kyoya's shoulder as he walked towards his office, she could feel his hand on the small of her back, "...How is it my fault? Hayato did it and then you made it worse, Kyoya-gaaah!" jolting a bit, Saki looked at Hibari's back with a freaked out expression, "Did you just slap my ass?!"
"...Punishment. I shall treat you like a five year old if you continue to complain." Hibari's voice was clipped and his tone serious as he used his free hand to slide the reception room door open and promptly throw Saki at his plush leather couch. Staring down at her, Hibari crossed his arms and held a stern expression.
Blowing her hair from her face Saki gave a small grumble before slowly sitting up, "I should charge you a touching fee...bah..." of course she ignored the look of immoral actions directed at her before she eyed the prefect, "Why am I here?"
"..." Hibari's expression slowly shifted to one of an awkward sort before it became a full out glare at the piles of paperwork on his desk, "..."
Following his gaze Saki felt herself almost slip off the nice piece of furniture, "Wha...seriously?" slapping her palm to her face and ignoring the sting Saki began to wonder if she was dealing with a man who was Shizuo and Izaya in one. Her head was starting to hurt.
"...I'm going to sleep."
"Huh-ack!" blinking a bit Saki stared down at Hibari's face a blank gaze slowly forming, "...You...are a spoiled brat." her voice became monotone as she gave a deep sigh, "Okay so I'm a body pillow? Tsk..." she really needed to figure out their friendship-blackmail friendship-beneficial friendship-what the hell was their friendship anyways? Giving a small scowl Saki simply took her cell out and began to read her emails as she felt Hibari doze off, 'Whatever. I'm used to this. Ryohei and Kyoko did it...so did Izaya and Kida...and that time I forced Shizuo to do it because he had a bloody head.'
"Ciaossu."
Glancing up a bit startled Saki stared at a well dressed fedora hat wearing infant, "...This is going to sound really unintelligent but...huh?" Saki could of sworn if this was a manga or an anime she would have a giant sweat drop rolling down the side of her face. Giving a small jolt as she heard a small growl Saki's eyes darted down to the sleeping prefect in her lap before she looked back at the window to see no baby, "Uh..."
"Over here." Reborn spoke up as he was now on the sofa arm rest staring up at the young girl, "Sasagawa Saki, correct?"
Saki felt a small shiver run up and down her spine. She could of sworn the infant had a dangerous glint in his eyes, "Yes...that is me...and you are?"
"Reborn." Reborn gave a small chirp as he inspected the scene before him. Hibari Kyoya was fast asleep, head resting on Saki's lap as one arm was lazily draped across his abdomen as the other was hanging off the side of the couch a peaceful expression on the normally cold prefects face. Reborn felt his lips twitch up ever so slightly as he let his eyes move to that of the youngest Sasagawa's face, "...Are you two dating?"
Saki felt her expression morph into one of total deadpan mixed with a bit of disgust, "No. Kyoya and I are best friends." she could feel the gaze demanding her to explain so she gave a sigh, "...Three years ago, Kyoya got lost on his way to Shinjuku, he ended up in Ikebukuro and...well I helped him out though it involved a ton of black mail but over time he grudgingly excepted me-oh and the blackmail was be my friend or I tell everyone." she decided to leave the part out where Shizuo mopped the floor with Hibari which led to his distaste of blonde hair-oh. Blinking she picked a piece of her bleached hair and sighed, 'Perhaps I should dye it...again.'
A calculating gaze went through Reborn's beady eyes before he spoke up, "You deal with the underground." the blank gaze he got from the teenager made him smirk ever so slightly, "Join Tsuna's family-"
"As long as my boss says its fine."
That made Reborn shut up, inside he was a bit startled to get such a fast and easy response but he was also very suspicious, "...Oh? Why would it matter who your boss is?"
"It matters because my boss is the Orihara Izaya." Saki gave a small grin as she saw Reborn twitch for a moment. Oh her boss sure was going to love this. Giving a small jolt as she heard another growl Saki glanced down to Hibari, "We can talk later, Reborn."
"Indeed we shall."
Glancing back up Saki saw that the infant was gone which made her sigh in a bit of relief. This was too much...she really wished she was back in Ikebukuro. She really did.
Namimori chūgakkō, Disiplinary Committee office [Three hours later]
Kusakabe Tetsuya blinked a few times as he stood in the doorway to Hibari's office, "...Kyo-san?" was he seeing things correctly?
Hibari gave a small twitch as he let his gaze shift over to Kusakabe, he was currently standing over the slumbering Saki, an arm on the arm rest as he was leaning in close to the slumbering girl's face, "...Kusakabe." glancing once more at Saki's face he slowly pulled back and walked towards his right-hand, "What."
Blinking out of his stupor Kusakabe gave a small chuckle, "Ah yes sorry. There has been an explosion in the baseball field." moving slightly to the side as he felt his friend shift he gave a sigh only to jolt as he was addressed.
"Don't let anyone wake up, Sasagawa." Hibari cursed how cautious and slow his tone was. He wasn't being nice. He was doing the disgusting flea a favor that was all-wait no it was not even a favor! Growling a bit he stormed off ready to beat down on some first years.
Kusakabe gave a wry smile as he glanced at the slumbering girl on the couch, "...Perhaps I should relay to Kyo-san's father that he is in fact not...asexual or gay." a sudden thought hit him as he glanced after his friend and boss, "Perhaps pansexual or bisexual..." with that Kusakabe slowly closed the door to the office, and walked towards the baseball field.
"...What the fuck?" Saki spoke in a bland tone as she saw the room was a mess, disciplinary members everywhere out cold, Kusakabe face palming and Hibari with a sadistic grin on as his tonfa was behind held back by Reborn, "Again I repeat...what the fuck?" how did she sleep through all this-WHAT did she sleep through? It was then she noticed Sawada Tsunayoshi in his boxers, "Uh...Tsuna?"
"H-HIE!" Tsuna jolted as he saw Saki was staring right at him with a puzzled expression, her head cocked to the side and he promptly bolted from the room once Reborn finished what he was saying to Hibari.
"Uh..." slowly turning to Reborn, Saki blinked as he was gone so she let her gaze slide to Hibari hoping for an answer only to receive a vicious glare, "...Whoa..." holding her hands up in front of her she raised an eyebrow, "What did I miss?"
"The herbivores were crowding you as you slept." Hibari growled a bit as he marched to Saki and cornered her on the couch, his hands on either side of her head as they dug into the plush couch.
"Is...that an issue? It happened all the time in Ikebukuro with Kida." Perhaps that was the wrong thing to say because she heard Kusakabe slap his hand on his face and Hibari was practically snarling at her in his weird silent way, "Kyoya?" Saki had an idea and she would regret it but it would work. Leaning over she gave him a peck to the lips and watched him recoil as she held her hand out, "That's 6,000 ryo." swiftly taking the money from his wallet she shot up, grabbed her bag and waved, "Later!" high tailing it out of their Saki counted the money as she whistled a tune, "I love my job." of course she made sure to snap the little bug and video cam she stuck onto Hibari's person. Man was she good-wait...why was there screams? Slowly turning Saki froze as she saw Hibari dashing to her furious, "Oh..." blinking three times she let out a shriek, "OH SHIT! KYOYA!" turned on her heel and bolted hugging her duffle bag to her chest, "Argh! I'm going to die! Living through vending machines, knifes, street polls and more and I die by a skylark!"
"Get back here you, flea!"
"Stop copying, Shizu-chan, Kyon!"
"I will end you!"
"Mother fucker you insane cunt!"
Kyoko blinked a bit as she watched her twin run around the school before out the gate with Hibari hot on her heels, turning she gave a curious look to Tsuna and his friends who stood there staring after, "Tsuna-kun isn't it good that Saki-chan has such a nice friend?"
Tsuna slowly turned to look at Kyoko his gaze blank as he took in her sparkling and oblivious smile before he turned to look after Sasagawa Saki and Hibari Kyoya, "...Ahaha..." as soon as Kyoko was gone his hands shut up to clutch his hair as he felt a headache coming on, "...I was wrong! I was wrong! Sasagawa Saki is not normal! None of them are!" what did he do to deserve this?! What!? He really should see a doctor about some anti-depresants.
-The Fool Arcana's Corner-
So uh here is chapter three...I sorta lost most of it after my pc did a restart on me so I am sad. Now as you all perhaps wonder...Saki and Kyoya's relationship is almost like Shizuo and Izaya. Also I thought "Hey he dislikes Dino but tolerates so maybe he dislikes blondes cuz Shizu-chan beat the crap out of him or something." so yeah. Yup. ...yeah...I have no idea what else to say. Uh that is about it? Now onto the review replies!
-REVIEW REPLIES-
ghostsmile96: Thank you for the short review. It's nice to know you like Saki! If I may ask what do you think makes her "cool" like what aspect of her?
Guest: You kinda annoyed me with trying to say the same review over and over so I kept deleting them till you finally gave one that is different sorta. Thank you for the review and saying you like Hibari and Saki as a couple even though...didn't plan it like that it sorta seems like it huh? I should work on that...or see what people think later on that is why so far its [Tsuna, OC, Hibari] till I decide or it could end up different.
Maistyria: ...You humble me (I think with that spelling thing) hah hah. Also yeah true. I found one from 2009 and was like WOO then FUCK when it was never updated again. I cried. Inside.