Hey... So, I'd like to say thanks to the following people:
Krystal Fyre, zelda1673, no-one (Guest), maximumride062000 and 0o0-Happy-Dagger-0o0
Krystal Fyre: No.. He was just exaggerating. For now, he's simply... interested.
Disclaimer: I still don't own what I said I don't own in the last chapter.
Max's POV
How would you react if I told you that I'm alone in a hospital room with no one to accompany me but my sister's best friend's brother, who just happens to be the vocalist of a famous band? And that I was actually enjoying his company, even without either of us talking? What can I say? His presence was just so… how do you say it? Un-annoying and enjoyable, I guess…
Then the door slammed open and Nudge, Ella, Iggy, Dylan, Gazzy and Sam ran into the room, panting.
"Fang…" Dylan called.
"We did something really stupid," Iggy continued, glances full of protests were shot his way but everyone stayed silent.
"And that is…?" Fang asked, frustration written across his head in permanent marker. Not literally… though that would have been funny.
"Well, you see… we were going up the elevator from the cafeteria," Iggy started, and then proceeded to look Nudge, motioning for her to continue the story.
"And then, you remember Brigid and Lissa from school right?" Fang nodded his head slowly, as if knowing what had happened.
"Well, you see, Fang, they were here and they were annoying the heck out of me and flirting with… them," she explained, gesturing at Dylan, Gazzy, Sam and Iggy.
"I see… Continue," was Fang's reply.
"So, I broke Lissa's nose and scared them both off…" Nudge continued.
"Well, that's nice, Nudge… Now tell me what the bad thing really is," Fang said.
"Wha- what could you possibly mean by that, brother dearest?" Nudge asked 'innocently'.
"Nudge…" he warned. After about three minutes of Nudge trying to convince Fang, she finally cracked.
"Fine!" she huffed and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Fang," Sam started. "Be prepared to hear the stupidest story you have ever heard in your whole lifetime. Even more than how Iggy almost lost his hair… and his butt…"
"I didn't think I would live to see the day anything stupider happen, your stupidity never ceases to amaze, guys…"
"So, stupid little Iggles here decided it would be fun to try to prank people at the hospital." Nudge started.
"We tried to stop him, but you know what happened…" Dylan continued for her.
"Iggy…" Fang said in a warning tone.
"Yes, Fangy-dear?" Iggy answered him.
"Give me those lighters," Iggy handed over two lighters from the back pocket of his jeans. "All of them, Iggy." Iggy continued to hand over two more lighters from his right pocket, then three more from his left pocket. He dug around in the pocket of his hoodie before handing over two more lighters.
"That's it," Iggy announced.
"The explosives, Ig," Fang said. Iggy sighed before reaching into his pants (no, not his pockets, but inside his pants)and pulling out four small things which I assume to be the explosives Fang meant, placing them on the table next to the hospital bed I'm currently in.
"All of them, Iggles." Iggy sighed again before reaching into the pocket of his shirt and pulling out another. He reached down to open his shoes and pulled two out of each. He continued to reach into his socks and again, pulled out two from each sock. By the third lighter, I was pretty sure he was a pyromaniac and by the fifth, I was scared that he might blow me up.
"Iggy, just give me your hoodie," Fang said.
"What?! No way, Fangles! My beloved hoodie! My precious!" Am I the only one who found that weird? Yes…? No…?
"Okay, fine…" Fang sighed. "Just hand over all the explosives."
"That's all," Iggy said. Fang gave him a look and after about a minute or two, Iggy finally cracked under his stare. "Okay, okay! Fine!" He reached into his hood and slipped his hand into a pocket that shouldn't be there, his hand grabbed two more explosives and he set it down on the table. He continued to unzip his hoodie, take it off and turn it inside out. He ripped off a small piece of tape from the inside of the right side and a large cloth that's held together by stitches and tapes opened. He reached his hand into the large… what should I call it? Pocket? Yeah, pocket. He reached his hand into the large pocket and pulled out explosives of different shapes and sizes and set them on the table. He continued to do the same with the inside of the left side of his hoodie.
"I think that's all," he said, checking the hoodie again. "Yup, that's all."
"Fang, he still has-"Nudge said before Fang cut her off; "Matches. He has matches, I know. Hand them over, Iggy." Iggy sighed before handing over a bunch of matchboxes from his shirt pocket, his hoodie pockets, his pants pocket and again, inside his pants.
"That's all?"
"Yeah…" Iggy answered glumly.
"Now, tell me what happened."
"Well, Fang, you see," Sam started before Nudge cut him off; "Iggy almost burned a nurse, a doctor's coat, he melted part of a metal tray and he almost blew up a whole hallway! And three other nurses!"
"Iggy… Why?" Fang asked.
"'Why?' is the question normal people would ask. But geniuses would ask, 'Why not?' and do it. Now tell me, my dear friends, in which category am I in?" Iggy answered him and continued to look at all of us.
"None. Iggy, you are far from normal, yet you are even farther from genius and you are an insult to stupid and idiotic people. I wouldn't even consider you human," a voice said from behind us, sounding more pissed off than anyone has ever been. A familiar face in a nurse uniform stood in front of the door. She was obviously a nurse, I often see her yet I always forget her name. Everyone looked at her in silence before Iggy ran and hugged her.
"BIG SIS!" He yelled out while she glared at him, peeling him off of her.
"You almost blew me up, you idiot!"
I leaned towards Fang, whispering, "Iggy has a sister?"
"Apparently…" he whispered back. Iggy's sister dragged him into the hallway, probably to nag him even more. She closed the door behind her back and the room turned completely silent until Gazzy spoke up: "Iggy has a sister? Who knew about this?"
"Nope… No one, he never told us."
Fang's POV
Around ten to twenty minutes later, Iggy came back into the room with a red ear and a red handprint on his lower arm.
"Hey, guys! Meet my beloved violent sister, Tess!" he exclaimed, dragging the nurse who I assume gave him the red marks in.
"Iggy, we never knew you had a sister…" Nudge said.
Tess turned to Iggy, cocking an eyebrow. "So you never told them about me?"
"Nope, and you don't acknowledge my existence to anyone either," Iggy replied.
"Big words there, Ig…" Tess said. "And please, if anyone else were me, they would do the same."
"Are you saying that you are embarrassed to be related to me, Tess?! How could you?!" he exclaimed dramatically.
"Yep. As anyone would be."
"What happened to that brother sister bond all those years?!"
"You mean the bond that never existed?" I heard Dylan mutter behind Iggy, "Damn…" Before Iggy could say anything, the door slammed open and my dad stepped into the room.
"So, I heard Iggy almost burned people…"
R&R
