Gokudera POV day 3
I walked home from the club as fast as I could- I didn't want to think about what Hibari said- so what if I was desperate! I'm 18 and still a fucking virgin for gods sake!
I walked up the steps to my apartment and opened the door only to find Bel sitting in my chair reading my books. Naked. Why the fuck was he here- and why was he sitting. In. My. Chair. Naked?!
I slammed my door and went in screaming.
"Shi shi shi. The prince didn't feel like dealing with the boss so he's going to stay with you tonight. Aren't you lucky, peasant?"
I cursed at him and flipped him off at the same time.
"I saw the way you looked at the stupid bronco before. Want to fuck?" he asked, standing up and smiling his creepy ass smile at me. I paled the way Dino had when he saw Hibari. I may be desperate- not even I would not go There.
"Hell no! Now get the fuck out of my house before I blow up your fucking face!" I threatened, lighting a few bombs for good measure.
I pulled a knife- though I dont want to think about where he was keeping it- and before long my apartment was toast, and I was chasing him down the street, all while he was still naked.
It was not my brightest moment.
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By the next day I was known throughout the town as the guy who chased the naked freak down the streets yelling about my couch. Yamamoto and Turf top seemed to find this very funny, and came over way to fucking early, just to tell me about it.
I was about to go back to bed and let the fools clean up the mess- because they offered and I didnt want to do it- when Yamamoto spoke up.
"So, you get lucky?"
"Lucky with what?" Turf top asked, clearly to stupid to connect the dots.
"sex." Yamamoto said, seeming completely at ease discussing my sex life- or lack thereof- with the boxing freak. Who just so happened to be laughing his ass off while managing to shout EXTREAM! Over and over again.
I through my glasses at his face.
Once he stoped laughing and the room was fairly clean again, turf top spoke up.
"If you want Hana could introduce you to someone. She's got a lot of girlfriends." he said happily, he had been dating her for over a year now and was more then happy to talk about it to anyone who would listen.
"No." I said without thinking about it. Women were the last thing I wanted.
"He's gay." Yamamoto called out from the kitchen, he was trying to find something to cook in my shit hole kitchen.
"Bastard! " I yelled at him, getting ready to go kick his ass when turf top pulled out his cellphone and started texting. If he was putting this information on the internet I would have to find the tenth a new sun guardian. After a few minutes he showed me his phone- there was a list of names on it, all guys, from what I could tell.
"what the hell's this?" I asked, more curious then annoyed at this point.
He grinned up at me, seeming pleased with himself before he actually started explaining.
"I let Mukuro know about it, he might be able to make you a boyfriend." and then he started laughing his ass off, both Yamamoto and I beat his ass.
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Of course the idiot would actually call the bastard. By the end of the day I had had to send ten different illusions out of my apartment and into hell where they belonged. I was about to do the same with the 11th one- but suddenly Mukuro appeared and got rid of the illusion.
"Bastard! Stop fucking sending me this messed up crap!" I shouted, getting ready to blast his ass to the moon.
He just smirked, and before I could figure out what was happening, illusions were wrapping around my arms and legs, making it so I couldn't move an inch.
"I hear you want to be fucked. Lucky for you, I'm good at it."
And then he started taking off his pants.
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By the time he had taken off most of his clothing and was working on mine I was seething with rage- it wasn't bad enough that I had to deal with the fucking punk from the varia or turf top- now Mukuro was trying to force me to fuck him? What the hell was I some woman!?
I was about to bite him- his hand was close to my mouth- when my door literally burst open and shattered into tiny pieces.
I and Mukuro both looked over at it to see non other then the tenth standing angrly in the doorway, his eyes nearly red with rage as he rounded on Murkuro.
The illusions disappeared as he escaped into the mist.
To be continued.