Following Barry
Before we begin, will the reader promise to keep their trap shut until the end of the chapter?
Yes. I'll be good.
Barry the Chopper is a serial killer. *Gasp* You didn't know? Barry the Chopper likes to chop people up. You didn't know that either? You must be stupid or something. Anyways. One day Barry was sitting in an alley looking for his next victim.
"Who shall I chop next?" Barry asked himself.
Well, what do you look for in a victim?
"Something fat, greasy, and old!"
Kinda like the average middle aged american male?
"Yeah! Exactly like that!"
Well look no further than over there.
"Awesome! Jackpot!"
Barry the chopper jumped down from his hiding place and ran up to the person.
"I'm gunna' chop ya up!"
Yeah! Chop them up Barry!"
The following material is extremely graphic. Readers whom are pregnant, have a serious medical attention, or are squemish should not read the next paragraph.
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Now back to the trashy filler which you may or may not have been reading.
Barry attacked the man, but becuase 4kids owns the rights to this filler the chopping wasn't shown. Just implied. When the camera panned back to barry, it showed him holding his cleaver. It was covered in lovely flowers
The End.
This sucked. Why did I read it?!
Shut up! You know you liked it!