Martha's' list.

I haven't traveled with the Doctor long, but during the time I did travel with him, I learned a lot of things.

1. If you go to the end of the Universe and a hot guy is holding onto the side of the Tardis and he drops dead. Don't panic. It might be Jack Harkness and if you give him CPR, it will do no good. But it's a good excuse to kiss him!

2. If you go to the end of the universe with him….hang on tight to anything you can. It's a bumpy ride!

3. Come to think ok it – hold on whenever he drives. His driving isn't really the best.

4. The Doctor has a habit of talking about Rose. Don't be offended by it. He loves her.

5. Don't mention Rose. Not unless you want a sad depressed Doctor on your hands.

6. Or have him talk your ear off about all the things they did together.

7. Pay attention to what the Doctor tells you. Saves you a lot of frustrating minutes/hours try to figure out how to work the bloody stove!

8. Don't spray the TARDIS with banana scented air freshener. Trust me.

9. Don't have banana scented/flavored anything on the TARDIS actually. You could end up somewhere you don't want to be.

10. Rose was right. It is impossible to find the windows on the TARDIS!

11. The Doctor has a habit of licking things. Keep your stuff away from him.

12. He also likes putting things in his mouth. Try to keep strange –or everything – away from his mouth.

13. Shakespeare is cool. The Doctor is a huge fan.

14. Witches are real! But sadly they are nothing like the witches in the Harry Potter books/films! (Sad face)

15. Because of said witches, come up with new words.

16. Make sure the words are long.

17. And hard to say.

18. Don't fall in love with the Doctor. It only leads to heartache.

19. The age old question of 'boxers or briefs', does not apply to the Doctor. He sometimes goes commando (insert fainting girls here).

20. But when he does wear them, he wears boxers…..sometimes briefs.

21. Don't dye said underwear pink. He hates that color. Who knew!?

22. Stock up on pink ty-dye. (Evil grin)

23. If the Doctor is taken over by an alien race bent on killing everyone, try freezing him!

24. If the Doctor takes you to a time when they don't have toilets – beware of people emptying the buckets out of windows over head. Not pretty. (Shudders)

Ok people, you know what to do!