Neko-chan: AND THE RANDOMNESS CONTINUES!!!

Warning: May lack major humor due to non-sugarhigh-mood

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Everyone in Shugo Chara were reborn into the same characters.

And, like usual, Amu starts out at her house.

A loud screech came from outside. Amu looked outside. Tadagay was fataly bleeding under a truck.

"HAHAHA! YOU JUST GOT BURNED!" she laughed.

"Ugh.. h-.. h-elp me!"

"No way! This way to much fun to watch!"

She went in and started cooking popcorn. She accidentaly put it in the wrong way and the mircrowave exploded.

"Damnit! That's the 5th time this week!"

Suu flew in and cried. "Amu! How could you!"

"Shut up."

Kukai jumped in dressed as a giant bowl of fruit punch wearing tights. "OH YEAH!"

"Oh no. Naughty Naughty Kool aid!" Amu shot him in the gut with a BB gun she pulled out her her butt... literaly. He fell on the floor gasping in pain. "Ha." Su said emotionlessly as she threw a half exploded popcorn kernal at him.

"SU! THAT'S MEAN!!!" Ran said and flew into the door and falling like a fly.

"HAHAHAHA!!!" Miki laughed at her, puked up a few pencils and flew back upstairs to eat a cardboard box.

Ikuto walked in through the hole in the wall Kukai made. "Amu! Why is Kukai dead?!"

"I shot him."

His face lit up as he took in a big intake of air. "CAN I TRY?!"

Amu handed him the gun, and Ikuto shot a person outside who fell to the ground, dying. "SCREW YOU, FREAKIN IDIOT! STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK! THAT'S ILLEAGAL IN MY WORLD!"

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! Hold up! This is MY world!" Amu said as she bit into a flaming popcorn peice.

Ikuto cried, shot Ran, then jumped and hid in a cabnit.

"I HATE PENCILS!" Amu shot the table before hiding the gun under Kukai's body. She walked in the living room to see Rima doing the macarena while singing 'Candyman' by Aqua.

"RIMA! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"BUT YOU HAVE A SONG THAT MAKES CANDY FLY OUT OF YOUR ASS!"

"NO I DON'T!"

"Oh.... screw that then." Rima turned into a spider and crawled under the couch.

"I'll have to rememer to stab her later." Amu said. Then she picked her nose, flung it at the wall (which exploded on contact), and crapped her pants. She turned around to look at it, and laughed. "This smells bad!" she giggled.

Yaya fell through the ceiling dressed with big elefant ears, a pig tail, and a clown nose. "Look Amu! I'm a telephone!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE A FURBY!" Ikuto said as he crashed in through the closed door with a rabbit on his head. It jumped off and exploded near Yaya.

"IT'S THE REVENGE OF THE TRIX RABBIT! RUN!!!!" Yaya jumped on a nearby treadmill that appeared out of nowhere and started running. Another bunny jumped in and exploded on the tredmil, causing Yaya to die.

"Wow." Amu said emotionlessly as she started chewing on air. Ikuto burped, ran outside, poked the person he shot earlier, and then fell into a coma.

Amu got bored, transformed into a cat, and hacked up a furbal. Ikuto snapped out of his coma and ran in and hugged Amu.

"I looooovee you!!!" he said in a baby voice. Amu screeched and clawed on his arm, clawing all the way through. Ikuto screamed as his arm fell to the floor.

Amu turned back into a human and superglued his arm back. then she patted his head. "all better."

Ikuto squealed happily and then fell back into his coma. Amu through a bug at the tv and laughed as it squished.

Yaya ran back into the house, farted, and then ate the squished bug. "It tastes like a jolly rancher!!!"

Amu gasped. "You've eaten a rancher?! That's canablism! When you preform canabalism, you eat the emo ones, not the ones that are jolly and happy!" she scolded.

Yaya cried. "YOU ALWAYS TELL ME THIS!!!"

"This is the 7th happy rancher you've eaten!"

Yaya gasped. "BLOODY MEW MIX I'VE LAID AN EGG!!!" An egg fell through her pants (not through a hole in her pants, just kinda morphed through like a ghost. lol) and exploded on the floor.

They both cried in joy. "So.... beatiful" the said in awe at the bloody egg with guts all over it.

The charas ghost came back, and then killed everyone with exploding pens.

The end.

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It's random and something to do out of boredom. Don't give me any crap about grammer.