Author's Note: I finally published the second chapter of Ever After High's Thug Life!
Remember, each chapter has three different oneshots (usually short oneshots). So this chapter has three oneshots. :-)
PS: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Remember, some oneshots have language/swear words.
Daring was in the hallway, looking at himself in his portable mirror narcissistically while combing his hair.
"Ooh, Daring. You're so handsome!" he told himself in the mirror.
He suddenly heard a soft growl out of nowhere. Turning around, he saw a dog-sized purple dragon in the short distance. Then Daring realized that dragon was actually Raven's pet.
"Hi, Nevermore," he greeted the dragon, then looking at himself again.
Nevermore just looked at him with her narrowed eyes.
Well, she actually hated him. She hated how narcissistic he was. She hated how he always stuck himself at all time. Or maybe she just hated him for other reasons.
Then Nevermore flapped her wings to fly above him.
Titling his mirror on, he noticed the dragon over his head. He just shook his head and continued looking at himself.
All of sudden, Nevermore opened her mouth and…
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…sprayed the fire on Daring's head to burn his hair, leaving the burning marks on his bald head.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" Daring screamed in pain. "Nevermore! Whyyyyyyyy?!"
What had Nevermore just done to him?
Nevermore couldn't help but laughed at Daring in amusement and then flew away. Not to mention she heard a very loud wail from him.
"MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR IS GOOOONNNNNEEEEE!"
Nevermore for #ThugLife
After school, Maddie and her dormouse named Earl Grey were having a little tea party in the hallway.
We all know that Maddie and Earl Grey loved drinking tea so much, not to mention she invited her friends (especially her Wonderlandian friends) for the tea party.
Anyway, Kitty Cheshire, daughter of the Cheshire Cat, suddenly appeared in front of Maddie and Earl Grey.
"Hi, Kitty," Maddie greeted her roommate, then holding her teacup in the air. "Tea?"
"Sure," Kitty nodded to accept her offer, sitting down.
Then Maddie filled the teacup with hot yellow tea in a half and gave it to her friend. Kitty was about to sip her tea, she heard a ring from her mirrorphone.
"Oops! Sorry, Maddie," she said, then grabbing her mirrorphone. "I'll be right back."
Maddie just nodded and Kitty disappeared to go somewhere.
Earl Grey was suddenly shaking while squeaking to let Maddie notice him. Then he walked towards Kitty's teacup and carefully climb up on it to fill up with 'something' from him, so Kitty's teacup was almost full. Maddie just giggled at that sight.
Later, Kitty reappeared in front of them and sat down with a deep sigh.
"Is something wrong?" Maddie asked, sipping her tea.
"Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it," Kitty said, then carefully grabbing her hot teacup.
When her teacup almost reached up to her lips, she suddenly noticed a bad aroma from the tea she'd smelled. But she didn't mind since she knew that Maddie's teas were usually tasted funny.
As Kitty sipped her tea…
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…she quickly spat out her tea that it tasted like disgusting more than taste funny for her.
"What is this, Maddie?!" Kitty exclaimed.
"That's a yellow tea, duh!" Maddie said with an obvious tone.
"Yeah, but this tea tastes horrible!" Kitty cringed hardly. "I never drank the tea like this before."
"Oh! Well, actually…" Maddie giggled…
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…and glanced at Kitty's teacup. "Earl Grey was pissing on your teacup, so he technically added a special ingredient for you."
Uh-oh!
Realizing what her roommate meant, Kitty dropped her jaw in disbelief and felt something wrong inside her mouth.
"Eeeeeeewwwwwww!" Kitty screeched with cringe in disgust while glaring at Earl Grey. "I hate you!"
Then she ran away to find the bathroom to wash her mouth and brush her teeth.
"Maybe your pee must be added for the new special tea for everyone, Earl Grey," Maddie said, sipping her tea again.
Her dormouse squeaked and nodded in agreement.
Earl Grey for #ThugLife
Lizzie Hearts, daughter of the Queen of Hearts, was grabbing her Princessology book. She took a glance on her mini-red-hearts printed wing chair she bought few hours ago.
As she looked at the book cover of her Princessology book, little did she know, there was something crawling over her new chair.
Without looking, Lizzie carefully stepped backward towards her wing chair. And as she was going to sit down…
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…IT WAS THIS MOMENT THAT SHE KNEW, SHE F***ED UP!
"Ooowwww! What the f*ck?!" Lizzie screeched and jumped up from her chair as she felt a sharp pain in her ass.
Rubbing her butt to reduce the pain, she turned around with an angry expression on her face and saw a hedgehog sleeping on her chair. That hedgehog is actually her pet named Shuffle.
"Shuffle!" Lizzie yelled furiously. "Get off my chair or… OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Shuffle just opened her eyes to look at Lizzie. Then the hedgehog just winked at her and went back to sleep.
Shuffle for #ThugLife
Author's Note: It's done! XD
To be honest, this chapter is related to Thug Life's video compilation title 'Animals Being Jerks' on Youtube (check out the link below). That's why this chapter is about animals/pets.
Thug Life Animals Being Jerks video: /v7639Re4Mak
Also, the words "IT WAS THIS MOMENT THAT SHE KNEW, SHE F***ED UP!", don't get me wrong. Some thug life videos did mention 'IT WAS THIS MOMENT THAT HE KNEW, HE F***ED UP!' with a deep masculine voice in uncensored way.
In those three oneshots here in this chapter, those are my ideas. But the second oneshot was kinda disturbing (especially Earl Grey was urinating on Kitty's teacup) I'd ever written. LOL! XD
POLL: Which of those three EAH thug life oneshots do you like most?
1. #NevermoreForThugLife
2. #EarlGreyForThugLife
3. #ShuffleForThugLife
PLEASE VOTE AND LEAVE YOUR REVIEWS! THANK YOU!
By the way, in the previous chapter, only UltimateWarriorFan4Ever who voted on the previous poll. But the winner on that poll is #DaringCharmingForThugLife. And I'm disappoint that none of you didn't vote (except only UltimateWarriorFan4Ever voted that poll. So thank you for voting, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever)! So PLEASE vote including this chapter, okay?
PS: The next chapter (third chapter) will publish very soon! ;-)