Sorry for the wait, things have been stressy! Yay I'm going to Greece! We'll go to th hotel next to the air port tomorrow at 3 PM and we'll fly on Saturday morning. Earliest plane to leave *proud face*

I finally figured how it will go on...

IF ANYBODY EXPECTED IT, FEEL HONOURED!

Thanks to the guys who reviewed!

To Jalice: I took your advice about the Ita-chan thing to heart...yep and we're like totally gonna make the best like pairing ever! XD

And I love the Spamano too!

Warning: Personalitychanging!Italy

"What the hell? Stupid bastard, get away from my brother!" Gilbert screamed, trying to part them. "What are you two thinkin'? You can't be together, you're not made for each other!"

America looked helplessly at his blonde friend. The german looked just as shocked as he was. It was then that Alfred realized something.

He loved Ludwig and Ludwig loved him

But they couldn't be together. No one would accept it and the two of them would be on their own.

"American, I need to talk to you." the utter sternness in the Prussians voice made Alfred quiver and he suddenly felt very afraid. But despite his fear he gave Ludwig a reassuring smile and looked forward to his encounter with Gilbert.

Prussia pulled him towards another room. Once inside, America recognized it immediately as one of the storage rooms. There wasn't much space in here so why would Prussia want to talk/fight with him in here.

He didn't expect the rough lips that pressed themselves to his' in a hungry kiss. America pulled away and took a few steps backwards though it was hardly possible.

"So you want to deny your brother happiness? And MY brother? What will you do with him? Throw him in the river because you got bored of him? You seem like the person to do so."

"I still love Canada! But it's really getting boring when you have nobody else to turn to. Only he and my brother can stand me but Ludwig is something different. And you seem so...happy."

For once America was speechless. Prussia wanted to hurt Germany, his soul mate,...because he was getting bored of his lover? Alfred raised an eyebrow at this and looked at Gilbert as if he were a mad-man. "You know...you can always turn to me and Luddy. We just want you to live happily with my brother. Canada is fun too. France says he's got a pretty tight hole."

Gilbert let a small smile cross his lips. France has always been pervy!

"I'm sorry 'bout the trouble I've caused..."

"No prob. But if you break Matties heart, I swear I'll bite off your vital regions!"

Gilbert couldn't surpress his chuckle and the light laughter that escaped him. "I'll keep it in mind. Danke...und wenn du Westen's Herz brichst, überliefere ich dich an Ivan!" (1)

Alfred didn't understand it...but he could make out the words 'danke' and 'Ivan'. "What was the thing about the commie bastard?" Gilbert shook his head, laughing. His body vibrated that much, he scared Gilbird off.

"Doesn't matter! Now, go and make my brother happy. It would be pretty unawesome to let him wait."

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"You betrayed me once again...with your brother." Spain sighed. " Ita-chan was always so innocent. You'll need to be reminded of who you belong to...but not now since the others could hear us. Just wait until nightime, my dear Romano." Antonio smirked at seeing the arousal washing over Lovino's body. The southern part of Italy could and would always deny how much he wanted this.

The door opened and a small brunette in a red skirt was facing them.

"Vee~ I just totally visited Polando-san! He was like totally heartbroken because Liet like cheated on him with China ( just used google earth to decide...me: wtf, china? yayz! :D). He showed me those like totally fabulous clothes and he like said I could like, keep them!"

"WTF? Damn that stupid glitter-bastard, what did he do to you? HE GAVE YOU THOSE GODDAMN CLOTHES! Fuck! What are you gonna do tomorrow? Strip tease?"

"Veeee~ we wanted to like go shopping and eat pasta but your idea is like totally fabulous too!"

Spain just laughed at the display and went to grab some decent clothes. Afterall, he wanted to know if Germany had some tomatoes...or cute little kids.

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Italy walked past a random plant and he coul've sworn he heard a picture being taken. He looked around "Like, vee~?"

"Ohh hello Feliciano, how is the pasta business going?"

"Hungary-chan? It's like totally fabulous! And Polando-san like gave me these clothes, aren't they like totally trendy?"

Elizaveta looked at him with some hidden malice in her eyes.

"Sooo Feliks is your boyfriend now? I mean, do you want him to be your boyfriend?" Italy nodded his head while grinning goofily. "Anything else I don't know about?"

"Vee~ Doitsu and America-san are like a couple I think..." Suddenly, her whole face lit up with excitement. "And Romano Nii-san and Spain-chan like have plans too. I heard Spain-chan talking about a totally "important" thing. Something to do with "reminding who you belong to." Like, what does that mean?"

Hungary was grinning so much, Feliciano was sure her jaw would pop out any moment now.

"Yaoi...Yaoi...Yaoi..." She kept mumbling to herself.

Italy couldn't help it and joined in. "Yaoi...Yaoi...Yaoi..." They began walking along the hall. "Veeee~ I'd suddenly like to totally watch guys like doing intercourse. Ve, you know like totally suking each other off and all that totally good stuff. Damn, and I myself would like to fuck some bastard right now! Yaoi Yaoi yaoi!"

Now Elizaveta was a tiny bit afraid. Feliciano resembled herself, Poland, France, Romano and Italy right now.

"Maybe we could use some wurst too...or hamburgers. And it would be so like awesome if there would be a little bird. And piano music! These gits will be like forced to become one with mother Russia, da aru?"

He resembled Germany, America, Prussia, Austria, England, Russia and China... Hungary gave him the WTF?-look and mentioned for him to continue.

"While I agree with your opinion in all my honour, gun-play would be totally fun...or cutting. Only if they like don't want to marry me of course. Oh maple, we like need more tomatoes!

Japan, Switzerland, Belarus, Canada and Spain were his next victims.

"AHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" She screamed as she stormed off and almost flew through the door.

Her roommate, Greece, just kept sleeping like nothing happened. Finland mumbled "Su-san...Su-san..." in his sleep while cuddling with his pillow. Elizaveta picked up her camera and filmed the scene. It was just too cute to miss. Maybe she should show it to Sweden...but first she wanted to grab something to eat. But not tomatoes!

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(1) Thanks...and if you break West's heart, I'll deliver you to Ivan!"

Sooo how was it?

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Sunflowers, Tomatoes, yaoi pics, pasta, wurst, nutella, big boobs and pianos for everyone!