Thanks for all the other reviews and story alerts from Starlyn Neoma and civil-moon8. Oh and for the record Lefty Blondy, I was trying to make Ahsoka seem even more mean by putting down LOTR and liking Star Trek. I let myself down last chapter, but this one will most likely be better.

On the Republic cruiser Starlight

Ahsoka was slow to wake up the next day and drank four cups of coffee.

"Who is she, General Kenobi?" Bob-Short-For-Robert whispered to Rex.

Rex didn't say anything, but shoved Bob-Short-For-Robert's head into his milky scrambled womp rat eggs. He watched as the Jedi Padawan's eyes followed Anakin's butt out of the room. Rex rolled his eyes. He was never going to get a chance with her, not with Anakin around. He turned his attention back towards his bantha milk and Sithies-The Breakfast of Killers! Cereal.

Ahsoka followed her master out of the breakfast hall and into the bridge of the ship. It was completely empty, with the exception of a few pilots.

"Master?" she said quietly.

Anakin turned, glaring at her and fingering a gold ring. "Yes?"

She looked down at her feet, "I'm sorry about yesterday. I've just been having a...rough week."

"Don't I know it. I mean, everyone has a bad week once in a while," he said, sitting against a broken control panel. She sat down next to him.

"I'll try to be good the rest of the mission, okay?"

He smiled at her and then said, "Sure."

She looked away, then quickly turned back, grabbed Anakin's hair, and pulled him towards her.

"Uhhh," a clone said, creeped out at the sight of a Padawan making out with her Master.

"Shut up this is YouGalaxy gold!" the other said, recording it on his iPhone.

Anakin pushed her off of him, "What the hell are you doing?"

"I...I..."

"No! Okay? You can't kiss me because I'm...I'm," now Anakin was fried. He couldn't admit to a ship full of gossiping clones (they're almost as bad as Senators) that he was married.

"You're what, Master?" Ahsoka said, crossing her arms and sending him her best suspicion look.

"Wearing my purity ring?" he said in a small voice, showing her his gold (wedding) band.

He could already feel his heart sinking. Padme` was bound to find out about his excuse sooner or later and he was going to get it.

Ahsoka was suddenly holding a hammer and brought it up to her head.

"Wait where did you get..." his voice was killed by the hammer's strong head.

"Ha!" Anakin said. His thick skull was no match for Ahsoka's immature hammer.

She rolled her eyes, kicked a...tender area, and ran out of the room, shielding her eyes from the clones.

"Pfffaaaaaah," Anakin gasped, kneeling and then falling to the ground.

Aboard the Republic cruiser Initalics.

Aayla stepped inside the small bathroom, shut the door and, took out her cell phone.

"Don't clog the toilet," warned the battle droid from outside.

"Got it," she said, typing a quick message to Ahsoka and Anakin:

U on ur way? me and kit

Anakin's reply was first. No surprise. The Force had given him quick reflexes, according to Qui-Gon:

Srry we had a hold up. Thx a lot Ahsoka. playjedi

Aayla rolled her eyes and responded:

change ur sig and hurry up. We need to evacuate. I'm in an escape pod now me and kit

Ahsoka's response finally came:

does ur ship have escape bathrooms? frick purity

yes i'm in one rite now me and kit

"Get out of there, Jedi. Your time is up," the droid called.

Aayla shoved her phone in her back pocket and stepped outside. Well, so much for escape bathrooms.

On the Republic cruiser Starlight

"I just got a text from Aayla!" two Jedi said at the same time, bursting into the bridge.

"What do they say?" Rex asked.

"Well for one thing, she and Kit are definitely dating," Anakin said.

"Why do you care? You're too pure!" Ahsoka said.

Anakin stuck his tongue out at her and continued, "She was in an escape pod but I haven't heard from her since."

"I did!" Ahsoka said smugly. "She says she's in an escape bathroom right now."

"We already knew that, Commander," a clone said kindly, shielding his face from a blow of harsh words.

"I'm going aboard that ship right now and sorting this all out!" she announced, storming out of the room.

"Ahsoka, wait! Ahsoka!" Anakin called, running after her.

She got on a shuttle and piloted it herself towards Initalics.

Aboard Initalics

"Sir, there's a shuttle headed for us," a droid said.

Aayla craned her head to look out the window and saw a shuttle swerving towards the ship. Definitely the young Padawan, she thought.

"Turn on the tractor beam," the commander said in his squeeky voice. In about ten seconds Aayla was going to rip off their heads.

The shuttle was pulled towards and then inside the ship. Aayla followed the droids to search the ship.

She could already hear Ahsoka's angry voice yelling at the droids, "Get off me, you pervy little piece of metal! You're nothing more than a glorified toaster oven!"

Aayla sighed. It was bad enough being captured by these anerexic astromechs, but now to have a PMSing Padawan on board with her...she was going to have to do something drastic.

Mirror Mode.

Kudos to all those who got the joke behind the name of Aayla's cruiser and the signatures of the Jedi.

Next chapter: Aayla teaches Ahsoka a lesson about being a be-atch (thanks to my Uncle Mike (on my mom's side) for teaching me that word ;D)!